Breevort calls out Dan Slott.

[Darthphere]

Yeah, but he did answer the question, which was just as much his prerogative as dodging it or giving a "no comment." It's not fair to decry his not mentioning other writers arbitrarily in a question specifically related to Slott.

Its bull**** Corp and you know it. If theres one thing marvel does well, its dodge direct questions. Fine he answered the question, but he didnt have to make it a rant. Its bull****. I dont fault him for answering the question, its the way he did it. Im so disappointed in you Corp, this isnt ASSHAT approved.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Shut up, I decide ASSHAT policy.

Anyway, Joe Q and Bendis are the ones who love dodging questions. Brevoort's given direct answers on his thoughts before. He even publicly admitted that he didn't agree with the intent or the execution of Disassembled. You can't just lump Brevoort in with Joe Q and Bendis, or lump all of them in with Marvel as a whole, as if they're one autonomous unit. I agree, he probably gave too much information and let himself slide into a rant--a well-intentioned rant, it seems, but a rant nonetheless. Still, that has nothing to do with calling Millar or Bendis or anyone else out. The question was related specifically to Slott and Brevoort gave an answer--long-winded and overly embarrassing or not--specifically related to Slott in kind.

 

[Darthphere]

Im calling an ASSHAT meeting, to discuss your suspension. We dont defend Marvel or DC Editors, ever. Its in the charter.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You're such an editor bigot.

 

[Darthphere]

You're such an editor bigot.

So are you, you signed the charter, damnit! you wrote the charter.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I know, and I never included anything about editors in the charter. Quit projecting or I'll demote you to ASSSHOWERCAP.

 

[roach]

So are you, you signed the charter, damnit! you wrote the charter.

nah he edited it

 

[TheCorpulent1]

nah he edited it

roach-pwnt.

 

[Darthphere]

I know, and I never included anything about editors in the charter. Quit projecting or I'll demote you to ASSSHOWERCAP.

Yes you did, Article 3 section IV.

 

[roach]

roach-pwnt.

thank you thank you...the four o'clock show is different from the eight o'clock show

 

[Harlekin]

It's all my face can express right now.

 

[Darthphere]

Table this, we will discuss this at the meeting tonight.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yes you did, Article 3 section IV.

Oh please, like I'm organized enough to have articles and sections. You've overplayed your hand, grasshopper!

 

[Darthphere]

Oh please, like I'm organized enough to have articles and sections. You've overplayed your hand, grasshopper!

I dare not publicly share our sacred charter, oh **** thats the constitution. Nevermind, you wrote the charter on a napkin.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Quit making **** up. You're just about down to ASSYARMULKA.

 

[Darthphere]

Quit making **** up. You're just about down to ASSYARMULKA.

I dont even know what that is.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Here's one, modeled by our very own ex-President Clinton:

Also, it's spelled "yarmulke," with an e. My bad.

 

[roach]

I dont even know what that is.

wow this is like reading Civil War except the rift between the two is...believeable

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yarmulkes cause great strife wherever they go.

 

[Darthphere]

Cool.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

No, not cool. It's below shower caps in the ASSHAT heirarchy.

 

[Darthphere]

Nah, im still an asshat.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You say that like you have any authority whatsoever. You are an ASSHAT solely at my and Leag-ass' discretion. Tread lightly, marshmallow man.

 

[Darthphere]

Im ASSHAT incarnate, look at all the noobs ive pissed off.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Get over yourself, lightweight.