British Store Offers "Christmas Dinner In A Can" for Lazy Gamers

[redhawk23]

http://kotaku.com/british-game-store-now-sells-dinner-in-a-can-1477202692

 

[NickNitro]

Does it come with a delicious mountain dew/eggnog combo drink?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Ya this is prett barftacular. I don't know whats more sad, the people who buy it or the people thought that there was a market for it

 

[Hyde]

What the ****.

 

[Teelie]

This has to be a joke. Among the other articles from the origin are:

Man ‘swinging manhood in rotary helicopter motion at women’ is arrested
Man torn between motorbike and wife puts both up for sale on Craigslist
Man who ‘looks like Jesus’ gets thrown out of darts hall for second time
Man has ear bitten off in ‘savage’ attack by thugs in his mother’s home
A bad call: Dozy driver on phone behind the wheel busted by van of police officers

Although they seem legitimate, I'm still trying to wrap my head around Christmas dinner in a can.

 

[terry78]

scrambled egg and bacon? oh you brits and your wacky food mixtures.

 

[NickNitro]

Yeah what the hell. When I think of Christmas dinner I don't think of bacon and eggs....come on now....

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

I'm sure it could taste good......after you smoke enough pot.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

At least it's in layers, not a hard to swallow blend
The casing looks like Heinz

 

[Victarion]

I'm not sure which makes me sicker - this or the canned chicken.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I eat canned tuna
What's wrong with canned chicken?

 

[Teelie]

I've seen whole chicken in a can at the store before but I've never tried it. I also prefer my tuna in vacuum-sealed bags as opposed to canned but I'm not adverse to from the can.

 

[Fallen Angel]

God save the queen.

 

[Tanin]

Canned chicken isn't horrid. As for this.... I'd TRY it.... but I wouldn't expect much.

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

I'm disappointed that this isn't an American invention.

 

[Teelie]

I'm relieved it wasn't an American invention.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I've seen whole chicken in a can at the store before but I've never tried it. I also prefer my tuna in vacuum-sealed bags as opposed to canned but I'm not adverse to from the can.

Boneless or bones included?

 

[Teelie]

I believe it was bones and all. Like a plucked chicken minus the head but everything else. Or it might've been just the meat and bones. The next time I'm at the store I'll take a photo of one.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Thanks, but I'll try finding it using google images

EDIT: Just did, full headless featherless talon trimmed chicken

 

[Duke]

Yuck!! I'll pass on this one.

 

[Teelie]

I just looked and that Sue brand is the one I've seen.

 

[Duke]

Also, it looks a lot like canned dog food.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Also, it looks a lot like canned dog food.

Looks more like a trifle of trifles to me

 

[Duke]

Looks more like a trifle of trifles to me

LOL. Go & open a can of dog food & compare it with the image & you'll see the similarities.

 

[NickNitro]

I bet your poop will look exactly the same as that too