Wal-Mart and Black Friday

[Ace of Knaves]

I wish a ***** would try and trample me when I walk in the store. I'll take one of those hangars and stab the **** out you.

I like your style terry

 

[Aesop Rocks]

My dad and I go to Black Friday at Wal-Marts.

Just to watch all the idiots.

And just to buy one thing, a soda pop, in a long line of impatient, greedy, selfish people.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

haha I like your style too! I'm surprised you wouldn't get shot though.

I would actually do that.

I'd grab LOADS of stuff and queue up. Get to the counter, it would obviously take a bit of time to scan all the items. Then when the person at the counter asks for my money or cards I'd be like "****! I forgot my wallet!" Then turn round to the people behind me and say "Sorry guys, **** happens I guess" With some massive **** eating grin on my face.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

That or not have enough money and choose what you want to send back.

 

[cupcake_jimmies]

haha I like your style too! I'm surprised you wouldn't get shot though.

I would actually do that.

I'd grab LOADS of stuff and queue up. Get to the counter, it would obviously take a bit of time to scan all the items. Then when the person at the counter asks for my money or cards I'd be like "****! I forgot my wallet!" Then turn round to the people behind me and say "Sorry guys, **** happens I guess" With some massive **** eating grin on my face.

Ughhh. I hate when my customers do that...

 

[ComicChick]

I would kill you two if you did that to me. You wouldn't have to worry about being trampled by the crowd lol

The first time I went Black Friday shopping was like 4 yrs ago when I really wanted a camera and the store was down the street. The ppl were crazy and unnecessarily rude to this one employee andi helped her out with something I can't remember, but by the time I made it up to the register, it was her turn at the one I was at. She remembered me helping her and hooked me up with an even better discount than advertised. All for not being a jerk on BF

 

[cupcake_jimmies]

I would kill you two if you did that to me. You wouldn't have to worry about being trampled by the crowd lol

The first time I went Black Friday shopping was like 4 yrs ago when I really wanted a camera and the store was down the street. The ppl were crazy and unnecessarily rude to this one employee andi helped her out with something I can't remember, but by the time I made it up to the register, it was her turn at the one I was at. She remembered me helping her and hooked me up with an even better discount than advertised. All for not being a jerk on BF

I hate working on Black Friday, I really do.Customers are just completely awful during the Holidays. Last year I had a man make me cry!

 

[Ace of Knaves]

haha but my intention would be to annoy the crowd, not the people working there. I'd laugh about it.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

We've gotten our far shares of pushes and verbal bombardments.

That's the main reasons to go, to see peoples reactions.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Dealing with crowds is easy anyway. You just grab the nearest one to ya and make an example out of them. Preferably a ultra violent example

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Remind me to always go shopping with you, Knavesy....

 

[cupcake_jimmies]

I usually end up hiding in the employee bathroom..

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Knaves: Internet and real life badass.

 

[Kane52630]

I usually end up hiding in the employee bathroom..

where do you work again?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Knaves: Internet and real life badass.

No, no. I'm a delicate flower really.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Do I have the same flower in mind?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Mayhaps, mayhaps.

 

[cupcake_jimmies]

where do you work again?

I used to work at Sam Goody.

Now I work at H-E-B.

EDIT: Also, Mr. G's Fireworks =3

 

[Kane52630]

I used to work at Sam Goody.

Now I work at H-E-B.

EDIT: Also, Mr. G's Fireworks =3

cool, i used to work at Hell aka Kroger

really it was like working in hell for $6 a hour, thank god i work at the library

 

[BillyZaned]

Dealing with crowds is easy anyway. You just grab the nearest one to ya and make an example out of them. Preferably a ultra violent example

just put your hard down football style, and run full blast....

 

[E-Man]

Dealing with crowds is easy anyway. You just grab the nearest one to ya and make an example out of them. Preferably a ultra violent example

I already voted Anubis for prez, so I nominate you for Secretary of Defense. When you need stupid people hurt, maimed, and possibly killed, you know who to call.....Ace!t:

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I have a PhD in GBH

 

[Ghostvirus]

I am going into Target on Black Friday for one thing. The are going to have Supernatural Season 3 on sale for 12.99. I gots to get that!

 

[BillyZaned]

Black Friday.... racist crap if you ask me... why can't it be White Friday... Green Friday.... damn crackers trying to bring the black man down... white devils!

 

[Catman]

I would kill you two if you did that to me. You wouldn't have to worry about being trampled by the crowd lol

The first time I went Black Friday shopping was like 4 yrs ago when I really wanted a camera and the store was down the street. The ppl were crazy and unnecessarily rude to this one employee andi helped her out with something I can't remember, but by the time I made it up to the register, it was her turn at the one I was at. She remembered me helping her and hooked me up with an even better discount than advertised. All for not being a jerk on BF

You'll make a great wife someday.