Caffeine be damned, we've got Provigil

[Kritish]

Wow, could this kick coffee off its high horse?

 

[WTFimVENOM]

wow awesome, goodbye energy drinks

 

[Kritish]

I'm never sleeping again, I'm listining to death metal and posting on the hype all night!

 

[Addendum]

Wow, could this kick coffee off its high horse?

Now they just need to make a cancerless cigarette t:

 

[Kritish]

Now they just need to make a cancerless cigarette t:

Hell yeah.

 

[PhotoJones]

i have found the answer to my prayers.

and it is Provigil.

 

[PhotoJones]

Now they just need to make a cancerless cigarette t:

sweet merciless mary, yes.

 

[Speedball]

Provigil sounds like a male enhancement pill.
They need to think up a new name, fast.

 

[Kritish]

Provigil sounds like a male enhancement pill.
They need to think up a new name, fast.

They need to make a drink that does that too.

 

[Speedball]

They need to make a drink that does that too.

Why...Do you need it?

 

[Kritish]

Why...Do you need it?

I wouldn't mind a few extra inches, It can never be too big.

 

[Speedball]

I wouldn't mind a few extra inches, It can never be too big.

As long as it doesn't taste like Red Bull, I'd drink it

 

[Kritish]

As long as it doesn't taste like Red Bull, I'd drink it

Hooray to never sleeping and to sixteen inch wangs!t:

 

[ShadowBoxing]

As long as it doesn't taste like Red Bull, I'd drink it

If there was a drink that made your dick huge, and it tasted like horse sh**, cow **** and armpit shavings...I'd drink it.

 

[Addendum]

And if it meant I get just as big as John Holmes, I'll take it

 

[Speedball]

Hooray to never sleeping and to sixteen inch wangs!t:

YAY!
I wanna be like Mark Wahlberg's character in Boogie Nights!

 

[Kritish]

If there was a drink that made your dick huge, and it tasted like horse sh**, cow **** and armpit shavings...I'd drink it.

You know what cow **** tastes like?

 

[Halcohol]

This CAN'T be healthy. Kids are already having their sleep patterns changed forever by drinking a Monster or Full Throttle every day, can you imagine the kind of long-term health risks to this crap?

 

[ang_hulk]

anyone know where this stuff can be bought?i know alot of chefs whod love to kick the expresso habit.

 

[PhotoJones]

ugh...i just now realized how awful this stuff is going to taste...

 

[Kritish]

This CAN'T be healthy. Kids are already having their sleep patterns changed forever by drinking a Monster or Full Throttle every day, can you imagine the kind of long-term health risks to this crap?

Problem solved, the kids will never sleep. t:

 

[Halcohol]

Problem solved, the kids will never sleep. t:

I just see a new group of workaholics staying at the office for days straight while their teenage kids feed their Hype addictions

Pretty soon caffeine addiction will become a recognized disability.

 

[Addendum]

I've only had one energy drink. I forget what kind but it tasted like a weird Mountain Dew and gave me the wet ****s

 

[Kritish]

I just see a new group of workaholics staying at the office for days straight while their teenage kids feed their Hype addictions

Pretty soon caffeine addiction will become a recognized disability.

I wonder if they could make a drug that made it where you didn't have to sleep...

 

[Halcohol]

I wonder if they could make a drug that made it where you didn't have to sleep...

I would treat someone who never sleeps the same way I would treat someone's clone: as if they didn't have a soul.