CAP Alert

[JackBauer]

This Film Is Not Yet Rated.

It an expose' of sorts on the MPAA.Looks great.

cool! I'm gonna be all over that

 

[Edward Brock]

That site's layout makes my eyes hurt. Are we still in 1992?

 

[cryptic name]

Equilibrium

"when art uses sin, art becomes sin."

this guy has lost his speaking privelages. seriously, it's nice that you love jesus, but just shut the f**k up.

 

[The Hero]

"when art uses sin, art becomes sin."

this guy has lost his speaking privelages. seriously, it's nice that you love jesus, but just shut the f**k up.

Believe me,he's said a thousand things more insane than that.

And "It's nice that you love jesus, but just shut the f**k up" is the new motto of this thread.

 

[The Hero]

Maybe that will be you? Like any other Christian ministry, it is ONLY by generous donations from the "congregation" that we may continue this nonprofit 501(c)(3) ministry. And if you have any concerns about our legitimacy, call any IRS office and ask about Tax ID number 75-2607488.

YOU.ARE.NOT.A.MINISTRY!

I'm thinking of sending Tom an Email,saying that we are all big fans of his website,and have been discussing it on here for quite some time.If I can just get him to read the first post,my life will have had meaning.

 

[The Question]

This Film Is Not Yet Rated.

It an expose' of sorts on the MPAA.Looks great.

That's good, but this has Freakazoid.

 

[The Question]

I wonder

What

He'd say

About Hair



EDIT: I hope the second one is okay by the Hype rules. I wasn't too sure about that one.

 

[Matt]

This quote from the Equilibrium Review cracks me up

The idea of people without Word-based ethics having access to the button makes me glad we have a Christian President

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

George W. is a "Christian" as much as Charles Manson was Jesus.

 

[JackBauer]

too bad he's never done a "review" of Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle. that'd probably be as hilarious as the movie itself.

 

[The Hero]

That's good, but this has Freakazoid.

*sniff* Ah,memories.

 

[The Hero]

This quote from the Equilibrium Review cracks me up

Doesn't the Bible condone mass murder over of religious semantics? I don't know if I want someone who thinks like that having access to a nuclear weapon.

 

[Caliber]

Doesn't the Bible condone mass murder over of religious semantics? I don't know if I want someone who thinks like that having access to a nuclear weapon.

No one does but thats the world.

 

[The Question]

Doesn't the Bible condone mass murder over of religious semantics? I don't know if I want someone who thinks like that having access to a nuclear weapon.

I don't think it does, actually. At least, not the new testament. The old testament has bits where God mass murders, but not any of the people.

 

[The Hero]

I don't think it does, actually. At least, not the new testament. The old testament has bits where God mass murders, but not any of the people.

I'm pretty sure there's at least one moment in the Old Testament were God helps a Christian army seize a non-Christian city,and then commands them to slaughter all of the women and children.It's stuff like that that's caused me to really reexamine my beliefs.

 

[The Question]

I'm pretty sure there's at least one moment in the Old Testament were God helps a Christian army seize a non-Christian city,and then commands them to slaughter all of the women and children.It's stuff like that that's caused me to really reexamine my beliefs.

There were no Christians in the old testament.

 

[The Hero]

Damn it.I suck at the internet.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Lol, it's so funny when people who haven't read the Bible start talking about what's in the Bible.

bits where God mass murders, but not any of the people.

?
Hahahahaha

You should all educate yourselves about what a depraved God the Biblical God is.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

pretty bad-ass...

This is what the Lord of hosts has to say: 'I will punish what Amalek did to Israel when he barred his way as he was coming up from Egypt. Go, now, attack Amalek, and deal with him and all that he has under the ban. Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses.' (1 Samuel 15:2-3 NAB)

I will make Mount Seir utterly desolate, killing off all who try to escape and any who return. I will fill your mountains with the dead. Your hills, your valleys, and your streams will be filled with people slaughtered by the sword. I will make you desolate forever. Your cities will never be rebuilt. Then you will know that I am the LORD. (Ezekiel 35:7-9 NLT)

Then the LORD said to Joshua, "Do not be afraid or discouraged. Take the entire army and attack Ai, for I have given to you the king of Ai, his people, his city, and his land. You will destroy them as you destroyed Jericho and its king. But this time you may keep the captured goods and the cattle for yourselves.


The men of Israel withdrew through the territory of the Benjaminites, putting to the sword the inhabitants of the city, the livestock, and all they chanced upon. Moreover they destroyed by fire all the cities they came upon. (Judges 20:48 NAB)


That night the angel of the Lord went forth and struck down one hundred and eighty five thousand men in the Assyrian camp. Early the next morning, there they were, all the corpuses of the dead. (2 Kings 19:35 NAB)


(Moses) stood at the entrance to the camp and shouted, "All of you who are on the LORD's side, come over here and join me." And all the Levites came. He told them, "This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: Strap on your swords! Go back and forth from one end of the camp to the other, killing even your brothers, friends, and neighbors." Exodus 32:26

While the Israelites were camped at Acacia, some of the men defiled themselves by sleeping with the local Moabite women. These women invited them to attend sacrifices to their gods, and soon the Israelites were feasting with them and worshiping the gods of Moab. Before long Israel was joining in the worship of Baal of Peor, causing the LORD's anger to blaze against his people. The LORD issued the following command to Moses: "Seize all the ringleaders and execute them before the LORD in broad daylight, so his fierce anger will turn away from the people of Israel." So Moses ordered Israel's judges to execute everyone who had joined in worshiping Baal of Peor. Just then one of the Israelite men brought a Midianite woman into the camp, right before the eyes of Moses and all the people, as they were weeping at the entrance of the Tabernacle. When Phinehas son of Eleazar and grandson of Aaron the priest saw this, he jumped up and left the assembly. Then he took a spear and rushed after the man into his tent. Phinehas thrust the spear all the way through the man's body and into the woman's stomach. So the plague against the Israelites was stopped, but not before 24,000 people had died. (Numbers 25:1-9 NLT)

I could literally go on all day.

 

[The Question]

Lol, it's so funny when people who haven't read the Bible start talking about what's in the Bible.

It's also funny when people who don't understand much about the history behind the scripture or the different inerpretations act like they're theology scholars.

Lol, it's so funny when people who haven't read the Bible start talking about what's in the Bible.

?
Hahahahaha

You should all educate yourselves about what a depraved God the Biblical God is.

Yes. We all know you hate religion. And I do know a bit about theology, thank you very much. Not as much as I could, I admit, but moe than alot of people.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hey, I've got an open mind and love learning. Please enlighten me as to the correct translation and historically contextual justification of:

This is what the Lord of hosts has to say: kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses.'

I will fill your mountains with the dead. Your hills, your valleys, and your streams will be filled with people slaughtered by the sword. I will make you desolate forever.Then you will know that I am the LORD.

Then the LORD said to Joshua, "Do not be afraid or discouraged. Take the entire army and attack Ai,


That night the angel of the Lord went forth and struck down one hundred and eighty five thousand men in the Assyrian camp.

"This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: Strap on your swords! Go back and forth from one end of the camp to the other, killing even your brothers, friends, and neighbors."

The LORD issued the following command to Moses: "Seize all the ringleaders and execute them before the LORD in broad daylight. Phinehas thrust the spear all the way through the man's body and into the woman's stomach. So the plague against the Israelites was stopped, but not before 24,000 people had died.


LoL
I guess if you really study theology hard, none of th^t sounds blood-thirsty, intolerant, savage or downright evil anymore.

 

[The Question]

You mention the bad, but you ignore the good. Love your neighbor as you love yourself, turn the other cheek, all that stuff. You're not an expert on the bible. You've read it, I can see, but then you simply reference all the writings that are bad or could be interpreted as bad. The Bible isn't evil. Christianity, Judaism, Islam, none of them are inherently evil. I'm not saying that the parts you've posted are nice and fluffy. I'm saying that you actually have to understand the history of these texts and not simply take them at face value. But of course, you're probably not going to do that. Nope. Christianity is pure evil and that's that. Might aswell burn all religious texts in the world and piss on all the preists for good measure.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

yeah, you're wrong. I bring up the good in the Bible if it's relevant. I just brought up "Turn the other cheek" freaking YESTERDAY. If you don't believe me you can look it up.

Here, I read one person saying "there are bits" of genocide in the OT and another saying "I think there was O.N.E. time where God cammanded the Israelites to kill."

I'm sorry but both of those statements were so ridiculously erroneous that I had to address it.
Anyway, I don't know what your definition of "expert" is, but I was a "Born-Again" Christian most of my life, raised by Christians, went to a private Christian school from 5th grade on and have read the Bible cover-to-cover (including every word of the boring-ass geneologies) 5 times.
Also, because of the struggle of believing in Christianity, but reading all of these contradictory things in the Bible, I studied for years, read books by respected momentators like C.S. Lewis and Francis Schaefer and my favorite radio program was "The Bible Answer-Man". And now I pretty much exclusively watch PBS or 3ABN (the Seventh day Adventist channel)

So please don't tell me that I don't understand the history behind all of the atrocities in the old Testament?

and finally, you're calling me a book-burner? and saying I want to urinate on believers?
Wow, you have no idea what you're talking about. My whole family and my best friend in the world are Christians.

yeah, just really, really super wrong are you.

 

[The Question]

You know what? Forget it. Just ****ing forget it. I really shouldn't get caught up in these arguements online.

 

[The Question]

God damn it. This whole stupid arguement has ruined my enjoyment of Howard the Duck. Damnit.






So, any word yet from the CAP guy's latest stupidity?