Caption This: Ghost Rider

[GDM]

This is a really god thread. Love all the jokes! Very nice. Keep them coming.

 

[Ghost Ridin']

GR head : Yes as hard as it is to believe I am the Wizard of Oz.
GR head : Crap last time there was only 4 of you.
GR head : No way I'm granting this many wishes.
GR head : Be gone all of you! I have giant floating head things to do...alone, ok now where did I put that hand lotion.

 

[matrix_ghost]

GR singing to the to audience :
Let's all go to the lobby, Let's all go to the lobby, Let's all go to the lobby, And get ourselves some snacks!

 

[Canadian Rider]

Those guys at SHH are so freakin' funny with the captions ... and the hair jokes - Hehehehe

 

[Canadian Rider]

Dammit! I thought I left my bike right here! Friggin' Teenagers!! D'oh!

 

[Mr Nick]

LOL. You beat me to it.

 

[matrix_ghost]

Roxanne : Hello Johnny . How ya doin ?

Ghost Rider in Austin Power's voice : MOOOOLLLLLEEEE !!!!!!!!!!

 

[matrix_ghost]

Oh crap. I knew the exhaust was giving some problems but i didn't know it was THAT Much of a problem.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Last one there buys!

 

[Canadian Rider]

i thougth that Chili was a little spicy going down!

 

[InVictus]

GR: "Hi, i'm Ghost Rider, if you would be all so kind to look straight into my eyes..."
GR: *Penance stares all the audience*
GR: "Man, technology is really amazing!Vengeance in 16/9, yeah!"

 

[Vartha]

GREAT! I just had to have that mexican all you can eat, if I become Ghost Rider now I'll blow up the neighborhood!

 

[Vartha]

Last one there buys!

I did the same thing earlier in the thread.
I don't know why but this race and that caption makes me think of Dairy Queen! lol

 

[comicfan4Life]

^For some weird reason. Me too. I'd sell my soul for a vanilla monster ice cream cookie.

 

[webhead731]

Blackheart: *zips up pants* S---! Is there anywhere I can pee around here without that old man staring at me?

 

[Mr Nick]

Nice!

 

[Mr Nick]

Unique, full-scale Nicolas Cage as Johnny Blaze mannequin for sale.
Incredibly lifelike detail!
Says "I'm the Ghost Rider" when you push his nose!
Comes complete with replica shotgun and leather jacket!
Only $10,000!
(excl. delivery charges which may be up to $1000)
Please send Banker's Draft/PayPal to Mr Nick c/o Superherohype.
(note: please don't)

 

[Ghost Ridin']

BlackHeart: Padmes dead.
BlackHeart:NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LadyVader]

Dude, it's Placebo!

 

[Dr_Doom01]

I'd like you to meet Bob Marely and Marylin Manson

 

[LadyVader]

And in the middle we got Rose McGowan.

 

[Ghost Ridin']

Johnny thinking: They all love me, good thing I got that name change.

Johnny thinking: Johnny Sizzle just didn't have that ring to it not to mention it was pretty embarassing.

Johnny thinking: Now Johnny Blaze thats a great name and it sounds totally realistic.

 

[Ghost Ridin']

Nic : oooh a new Taco Bell has opened up.

Nic : I have been craving a Nacho Cheese Chalupa.

Nic : but the ecoli, **** it!

Nic : this is like choosing which foot to cut off, I could just make one at home but it's just not the same.

Nic : This is gonna burn my ass tommorrow but I'm going for that chalupa and besides I'm The Cage I can't get sick.

 

[Ghost Ridin']

Ghost Rider : Kahn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Canadian Rider]

Vader's got nothin' on the Blaze man!