(Please dont hurt me. >.> )
My big concern for the Batman Begins franchise is them hiring anyone with a HUGE name. We dont want someone who will take the spotlight away from Christian Bale and Gary Oldman, again. (Like what happened with Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Those a**holes.) This is a story about Batman, not the villains. That being said, lets move on, shall we?
My Cast:
Joker: In an ideal world, Willem Dafoe. He looks like him, he is an AMAZING actor, and I absolutely adore him. But, as this is not an ideal world, I shall go with Paul Bettany. When The DaVinci Code comes out and hes playing Silas, the homicidal albino, I hope more people will agree with me. And as for Jason Lee, I can see it working. Because seriously, he is a TRUE comic book fan. He is. So, if in this crazy world, he did get cast (by some ungodly fan miracle) he would do everything within his power to stay true to the character. Because he is a fan. And as for physical resemblance, it is pretty creepy how much he looks like him. Large smile, pointy nose, and he could do psychotic very well. I also like Quentin Tarantino, mainly for comedic reasons. If you think about it, it is kind of appropriate. Haha.
Two-Face: Had Batman Forever never happened, Id have gone with a younger Tommy Lee Jones. I love that man, and hes so brilliant as an actor. As for a realistic choice, I am not sure.
Riddler: Im also torn on this one. I like David Hyde Pierce, though. He is calm, can be calculating, and I think he could do the I know more than you know personality rather well. If the script for BF wasnt so terrible, Jim Carrey could have done much much better as The Riddler. He CAN do serious, (ex: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) and he does have that air about him. I also think hes calmed down now that hes older. Less campy. I also like Hugh Laurie. Jeff Goldblum is funny. Mainly because I keep thinking of SNLs Celebrity Jeopardy.
Penguin: Bob Hoskins wins. He just does. This way, I can stop thinking of him as Mario and that guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Poison Ivy: I honestly have no idea. I really, really dont. Anyone else at a loss with this? Ill just say Kate Beckinsale. Whatever.
Catwoman: Anyone but Angelina Jolie. I cant stand her, and I dont want her near this franchise. Id go with Kate Beckinsale or Charlize Theron, if I had to choose. Im so gonna get flamed, but I just really dont want Catwoman in the movies again. I dont think they will, because they just did a (terrible) movie with her, so its much too soon. Milla Jovovich is interesting. And shes quite pretty. Can she act?
Harley Quinn: Brittany Murphy. Something about her just screams Harley to me. The accent, the look, the adorableness, Ill worship you, Mista J. I can just see it. And Im usually not a fan of Ms. Murphy, either.
Mr. Freeze: This one is very difficult for me, because all the males listed would be amazing, so no complaints here. I love Jeremy Irons, Christopher Lloyd (although, he is a bit old *cough* 70 *cough*), John Lithgow, and Jason Issacs.
Mad Hatter: Martin Short. No one can do it better than he can. Yknow why? Cause he IS the Mad Hatter. Like it was said before, its as if God read a Batman comic and said, I have to make someone to play that guy.