Themanofbat
Never Mind the Buttocks...
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Didn't you say that it's understandable if you consider Peter a man-child if you're reading Bendis' Spider-Man? In Avengers that's all he is. Bendis NEVER focuses on Peter. So if that works, then so does this.
I didn't say it's understandable if it's Bendis... I meant that you can't count Bendis' writing of Spider-Man because HE writes like an idiot man-child... but the general concensus around here is that we ALL agree that Bendis writes a bad Spider-Man...
Now, if Spider-Man uses a fart joke in battle, how is that different than ANY of the jokes Spider-Man has used in battle for nearly 50 years... Just because Spider-Man is a experienced super-hero doesn't mean that he's going to stop with the quick quips and funny banter... now in 2011, we can make fart jokes in comics where they were still inappropriate in 1991.
However, if you want Spider-Man to fight crime more like Batman, then maybe you should just read Batman. But the funnies are an essential part of Spider-Mn, so much so that he jokingly entertained the idea that his quips were another "weapon" that he could use while fighting crime. (see ASM #23)
Maybe the JMS Spider-Man was above fart jokes while he was battling Gwen & Norman's kids...

Then he's being unresponsible in bringing her into the dangers of his life without preparing her... which is also childish.
And that would include every super hero in comics that date people without revealing their identities.... methinks you're just being childish with these stupid responses to my valid points because you so desperately want to hold on to your beliefs as to why you cannot possibly ever enjoy a Spider-Man comic ever again.

Honestly, being unable to commit to a relationship IS childish. If you are holding onto issues that keep you from moving forward, as adults should be able to do, then yes, I find that akin to being a man-child. If he isn't ready to commit then don't lead Carlie on and don't lie to her... both of which are also childish.
Now compare that to 5 or 10 years ago when he was 100% open and honest with MJ, completely committed to her, and trusted her with every fiber of his being. You see the step backwards here?
Peter is in an unfortunate position of being unable to commit to NAYTHING because of his guilt-ridden drive to be Spider-Man... jobs, relationships, friends... and that never changed when he was with MJ... but now he's not with her, though he is still able to count on her for support when he needs her (read the last part of Spider-Island). Peter is not acting like a child here... he just wants his normal life pie and eat his Spider-Cake too... unfortunately, it can't work... and that's normal.
He was able to be honest with MJ because she knew his identity... and remember, it's not like HE TOLD HER FIRST. If she had never known, which was as bad (if not worse) a retcon than OMD in my opinion, then we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Peter - "Can I crash with you, Flash?"
Flash - "Dude, I'm banging Betty?"
Peter - "What's that mean?"
Peter - "Hey MJ, can I live with you?"
MJ - "You mean, like husband and wife?"
Peter - "Hey honey I'm home"
MJ - "Yeah right, like that could ever work. Haha, snort."
Peter - "Yeah, pretty stupid of me."
Not ringing any bells?
Yes... this was in ASM #648... a story that where Peter is between apartments... oooooh, that only happens to man-children...
Sheesh...

It doesn't matter that he's grieving. You gave no stipulations only that it had to be within the past two years. That was a very naive and childish thing for him to say and he's been through enough heartbreak to know better by now.
Are you serious?
See my answer above about your "childish" behaviour in wanting to hold onto something clearly near and dear to you...
Let it go man... be a grown up and let it go...
And technically, the Broke thing and the needing to live with someone else thing should really be separate. So By my count, I have 5.... go get yourself some crow.
Peter has ALWAYS been broke (with few exceptions here and there). In fact, I think he was using Mary Jane as his Sugar Moma for most of those marital years... and again, seriously, being broke is childish?
I'm going to tell all my bill collectors that I cannot pay this month because I am a man-child....
Gimme a break...


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