Olivia DeHavilland (big whoopo)
Michael Jordan (colossal ass****)
Karl Malone (an evil ****** and a theif)
Billy Duffy from the Cult (super cool dude, talked about music for like half an hour)
Dennis Hopper (he's like a snake, he's just as scared of you as you are of him)
Crispin Glover (inSANE, it's not an act)
Karen Black
Mike Watt and Ed fromohio of fIREHOSE (most awesome dudes on Earth)
Cameron Diaz came in to our theater during Sundance and was impossibly nice. She had really bad acne. I was impressed with the fact that she dropped ONE kernel of popcorn on the floor and bent over and picked it up and threw it away.
Holly Hunter (a mega-c***)
Joanna Kearns (If I can't have her, why live?)
Rick(y) Shroeder was coming out of a Mexican retaurant in L.A. while we were on tour there and our drunkard/punching bag/roadie started shrieking like a little girl "RICKY!!!OMG! RICKY!!!....RICKAY!!!!" and Rick Shroeder looked pissed off. That was hilarious.
All the members of X (minus Billy Zoom, sadly)
Nicolas Cage got kicked out of our theater for being wasted and yelling during a movie and fell down the stairs when they escorted him out, sadly I missed that one, but, awesome.
Cyndi Lauper, who is incredibly tiny and hot-as-f***.
But oddly, the one where I was most nervous was RON CANADA, this dude who played "Otis Payne" in "Lone Star", and of all things, a Klingon on DS9.
I actually wanted his autograph because I was obsessed with Lone Star and couldn't believe he was really standing there.
Well, as you know, he's not a big name at all, so he seemed thrilled that someone was in awe of him and talked to me about acting forever and was super cool.
My friend's girlfriend got to meet Gene Simmons and my friend told her, "If he wants to f*** you, DO IT. I won't be mad."