Chris Nolan, George Lucas, and Quentin Tarantino are locked in a room

[RoughNTumble]

locked in an empty, windowless room with one gun loaded with one bullet

what happens?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Shoot myself for clicking this thread.

A "which real person would you murder?" thread? Yeah this will end well.

 

[RoughNTumble]

Shoot myself for clicking this thread.

A "which real person would you murder?" thread? Yeah this will end well.

you are not in the room with them

please read carefully and try again

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

No thanks.

 

[Micah12345]

george lucas shoots first

 

[SPIDERMAN117]

Chris Nolan would convince George Lucas/Tarantino to shoot themself with the one bullent because he tells them it is just a dream and the bullet is the kick out.

 

[bullets]

locked in an empty, windowless room with one gun loaded with one bullet

what happens?

How long will they be locked up for?

 

[Hobgoblin]

I like Nolan, am indifferent to Lucas and just want Tarantino to be quiet. So hopefully Nolan shoots Tarantino.

 

[RoughNTumble]

How long will they be locked up for?

they don't know, they just woke up there

 

[Greens]

I love both Nolan and Tarantino, so whatever happens, I hope they walk out together with Lucas dead.

 

[Micah12345]

M. Night Shyamalan had the gun all along

 

[Black Narcissus]

locked in an empty, windowless room with one gun loaded with one bullet

what happens?

They say great things about me.Nicolas Cage is hiding in the shadows, ready to strike.

 

[CapedCrusader14]

Nolan ain't going anywhere. Lucas gave us Star Wars but he also gave us the prequels and the ridiculous edits. Quentin Tarantino is good.

Looks like Lucas is going to die.

 

[Rocketman]

Tarantino has no compassion for anything, and he likes to steal things because he has zero talent, so he would probably steal the gun from Lucas' hand and then shoot both of them in cold blood without any emotion. Then he would make a movie about it starring Tim Roth and Samuel L. Jackson.

 

[Greens]

Then he would make a movie about it starring Tim Roth and Samuel L. Jackson.

And I would love that movie.

 

[TDK Joker]

M. Night Shyamalan had the gun all along

whoa...

 

[Soapy]

Tarantino picks up the gun, shoots the lock off, and walks out. Nolan and Lucas follow.

 

[Matt]

Once Tarantino passes out from being without cocaine for five minutes, Lucas' parasitic jowl leaves its old, decrepit host and attaches itself to Nolan, to destroy his reputation next.

 

[Bim]

I like Nolan, am indifferent to Lucas and just want Tarantino to be quiet. So hopefully Nolan shoots Tarantino.

My first reaction when i read the first post in this thread was that Nolan or Lucas would shoot Tarantino . He's talented and all, but he seems a bit annoying to me, while Lucas and Nolan are the shy, quiet types. They would totally off Tarantino without hesitation. You should always fear the quiet ones.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Tarantino would look at the gun, and then go on a rant like: "Oh my god, I saw a gun just like that, you know, when I grew up in the 'hood with my hundreds of black and Mexican friends. We'd, like, hang out on the street corner, and it was, like, ghetto fabulous 24-7, like a total gonzo Chinese night market mind trip, man."

George Lucas would look at the bullet, and come with a design for a child-friendly Clone Wars character. He'd then outline the next feature film, featuring nothing but little cylindrical droids that purr like kittens.

Chris Nolan would then pick up the gun, the bullet, then shoot himself.

 

[The Question]

They take out their cell phones and call someone to unlock the door.

 

[PSYLENTGuardian]

James Cameron and Steven Spielberg come along and break them out.

 

[Pink Ranger]

James Cameron and Steven Spielberg come along and break them out.

They'd take Lucas and Nolan with them, but would likely shove Tarantino back inside and lock the door again.

 

[The Guard]

Sigh...

Since none of them are morons, Tarantino and Nolan would bond and conceive of an amazing James Bond story that they would co-write and co-direct, and George Lucas would agree to handle the space effects.

 

[The Apocalypse]

RoughNTumble would develop a ***** because this is clearly a fantasy of his.