Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Reek]

when someone changes the font on their post to make sure it gets noticed

*insert crotch kick gifs here*

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

ReEk... You're hallucinating again.

 

[Perfect Cell]

when someone changes the font on their post to make sure it gets noticed

*insert crotch kick gifs here*

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This Toad Venom distraction won't work.

 

[Schlosser85]

“Spanish porn stars employ toad venom rituals.”

“As weapons?”

“Or distractions. Theatricality and deception are powerful agents. You just become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent.”

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

“Spanish porn stars employ toad venom rituals.”

“As weapons?”

“Or distractions. Theatricality and deception are powerful agents. You just become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent.”

You magnificent bastard... I'll buy your book!

 

[Schlosser85]

You magnificent bastard... I'll buy your book!

 

[Iceman]

Don't worry about @KRYPTON INC. on his way to work guys. He can take care of himself with his nunchuks.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Don't worry about @KRYPTON INC. on his way to work guys. He can take care of himself with his nunchuks.

I'll make him look like a master, cause I'd hit my head with the first swing.

 

[Iceman]

I'll make him look like a master, cause I'd hit my head with the first swing.

He is a master, and there's no way anyone would let you anywhere near a plastic spoon, nevermind anything that can cause serious harm.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

*Playing with LEGO while a cardboard paper tissue box is on my head*
Did you say something?

 

[Iceman]

*Playing with LEGO while a cardboard paper tissue box is on my head*
Did you say something?

You always have a paper tissue box on your head. You got stuck in it when you were 5 and now at 45 you still haven't figured out how to get it off.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You always have a paper tissue box on your head. You got stuck in it when you were 5 and now at 45 you still haven't figured out how to get it off.

You got me confused with my cat, he's 45 in cat years.

 

[Iceman]

You got me confused with my cat, he's 45 in cat years.

Yeah, your cat is 45 in cat years, and you are 5 in human years in terms of mental development but 58 in terms of physical and mental sharpness. You have done well to get such a great cat.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Yeah, your cat is 45 in cat years, and you are 5 in human years in terms of mental development but 58 in terms of physical and mental sharpness. You have done well to get such a great cat.

 

[Winterbourne]

“Spanish porn stars employ toad venom rituals.”

Who are this stars, for research purpose?

 

[Guts]

A succulent Chinese meal?

 

[Roose Bolton]

“Democracy manifest”

 

[Reek]

you people need therapy. schedule an appointment with me. I charge 20 bucks a half hour. 35 for a full hour.

you can believe in me

 

[Iceman]

you people need therapy. schedule an appointment with me. I charge 20 bucks a half hour. 35 for a full hour.

you can believe in me

Can I get the 20 dollars a half-hour rate for the full hour so I get the hour at $40 and a nice discount?

 

[Reek]

I think I just went crosseyed

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I think I just went crosseyed

Toad venom will fix that right up.

 

[Perfect Cell]

you people need therapy. schedule an appointment with me. I charge 20 bucks a half hour. 35 for a full hour.

you can believe in me

Is it shock therapy? Because otherwise I'm not interested.

 

[Teelie]

Who are this stars, for research purpose?

I think his name as Nacho something or other.

 

[Schlosser85]

Buck. Buck....Naked.