Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Spider-Aziz]

you people need therapy. schedule an appointment with me. I charge 20 bucks a half hour. 35 for a full hour.

you can believe in me

Are you more trustworthy than Dr. Venkman?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Buck. Buck....Naked.

A pornstar noted for his particular mode of dress. One might say he's ensconced in velvet.

 

[Schlosser85]

A pornstar noted for his particular mode of dress. One might say he's ensconced in velvet.

Every day is his birthday, and he’s only got one suit.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Every day is his birthday, and he’s only got one suit.

He could have a bow though... he just has to be careful how tightly he ties it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

He could have a bow though... he just has to be careful how tightly he ties it.

Indeed. Could cause circulation problems.

Know what's good for that?





Toad venom.

 

[Schlosser85]

Indeed. Could cause circulation problems.

Know what's good for that?





Toad venom.

I got a FEVUH! And the only prescription is MOAH TOAD VENOM!

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Are you more trustworthy than Dr. Venkman?

Nobody, nobody I say is more trustworthy than Dr. Venkman... And don’t you forget it...
And get off my lawn!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Nobody, nobody I say is more trustworthy than Dr. Venkman... And don’t you forget it...
And get off my lawn!

Fine, I'll go to Walter Kowalski's lawn instead.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Fine, I'll go to Walter Kowalski's lawn instead.

The Canadian wrestler...?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

The Canadian wrestler...?

Not the one I had in mind.

 

[Morg]

Not the one I had in mind.

Is he threatening a lawn chair now?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Is he threatening a lawn chair now?

Yes, you got that right.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Indeed. Could cause circulation problems.

Know what's good for that?





Toad venom.

I got a FEVUH! And the only prescription is MOAH TOAD VENOM!

Make it your avatar. Do it. Do it.

Spoiler

 

[Iceman]

The raccoons and alpacas have distilled toad venom for deployment in their weaponry.

 

[Reek]

Take a seat on my couch... lay down if you'd like.... take off your bra as well........if you'd like... we're all friends here....

Tell me your deepest fear.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Take a seat on my couch... lay down if you'd like.... take off your bra as well........if you'd like... we're all friends here....

Tell me your deepest fear.

I keep having this recurring nightmare where I'm being chased by a T-Rex. And no matter where I hide, or what hole I crawl into, he can always find me. The dream always ends just before he gets me.

Anyways, I think my deepest fear is commitment.

 

[Reek]

have you ever considered the t-rex might be friendly (in your dreams) and perhaps you shouldn't run and commit to its friendship?

problem solved. who's next?

 

[Perfect Cell]

have you ever considered the t-rex might be friendly (in your dreams) and perhaps you shouldn't run and commit to its friendship?

problem solved. who's next?

 

[Reek]

The Runaway Dinosaur.

 

[Schlosser85]

I keep having this recurring nightmare where I'm being chased by a T-Rex. And no matter where I hide, or what hole I crawl into, he can always find me. The dream always ends just before he gets me.

Anyways, I think my deepest fear is commitment.

Well stop moving. His vision is based on movement. Duh.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Well stop moving. His vision is based on movement. Duh.

That's what those InGen bastards want you to think. Isla Nublar was an inside job.

...what? It was.

 

[Reek]

Are you more trustworthy than Dr. Venkman?

doesn't matter. you're far beyond being helped

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That's what those InGen bastards want you to think. Isla Nublar was an inside job.

...what? It was.

Jet fuel can't melt fossils!

 

[Perfect Cell]

JET FUEL IS FOSSILS.

I think, I'm not a scientist.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

JET FUEL IS FOSSILS.

I think, I'm not a scientist.

It's interesting how an employee named Dennis Nedry disappeared from the island during the hurricane never to be heard from again. Yet a man working for the post office in New York City that fits his exact description was employed for many years after. This postal worker, identified as Newman ("New... man?") was able to afford a Manhattan apartment in the same building as Jerry Seinfeld. Where's a postal worker get that scratch? And why does he look like Nedry's twin brother?

We gotta ask more questions or there's likely to be another disaster with these genetically engineered dinosaurs again.

Well... Again, again.


Actually, come to think of it... Again, again, again, again.

Fifth time, and that's it. That's when we shut InGen down for good.