Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Schlosser85]

It's interesting how an employee named Dennis Nedry disappeared from the island during the hurricane never to be heard from again. Yet a man working for the post office in New York City that fits his exact description was employed for many years after. This postal worker, identified as Newman ("New... man?") was able to afford a Manhattan apartment in the same building as Jerry Seinfeld. Where's a postal worker get that scratch? And why does he look like Nedry's twin brother?

We gotta ask more questions or there's likely to be another disaster with these genetically engineered dinosaurs again.

Well... Again, again.


Actually, come to think of it... Again, again, again, again.

Fifth time, and that's it. That's when we shut InGen down for good.

Biggest suspension of disbelief in those movies is how long InGen goes on as a viable company that hasn’t been sued into oblivion.

 

[Perfect Cell]

InGen executive: Ok, we had a rough stretch of things, but we have all these dinosaurs sitting on Site B. We could probably do something with them. Let's work on that park in San Diego.

Ludlow: Good idea, we'll get a team together to pick them up.

Exec: Right, but maybe just stick to the plant-eating dinosaurs this time. A Brachiosaurus is the size of an apartment building, I think that'll draw--

Ludlow: NO, T-REX ONLY.

Exec: But-

Ludlow: And steal it from its mother.

 

[Schlosser85]

It's interesting how an employee named Dennis Nedry disappeared from the island during the hurricane never to be heard from again. Yet a man working for the post office in New York City that fits his exact description was employed for many years after. This postal worker, identified as Newman ("New... man?") was able to afford a Manhattan apartment in the same building as Jerry Seinfeld. Where's a postal worker get that scratch? And why does he look like Nedry's twin brother?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

doesn't matter. you're far beyond being helped

Takes one to know one.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Thank the universe for social distancing.

It's saving us from a lot of slap fights.

 

[Iceman]

@Reek and @Spider-Aziz, but which is which?

 

[Morg]

well that was interesting day at work

Some dude was talking near me and I thought since he wasn't looking at me was on some sort of phone so I went back to work until he looks up at me and I asked him if he was talking to me

The dude: no I was talking to this invisible man next to me and leave with a angry look at me

Well sorry! Being deaf I can't hear what's everyone saying unless they face me or get my attention

I get a some people being mad at me for 'ignoring' them while they talk to me, one lady called me a ****** because I had my back to her

Boggles my mind no one thinks I was deaf

 

[squeekness]

well that was interesting day at work

Some dude was talking near me and I thought since he wasn't looking at me was on some sort of phone so I went back to work until he looks up at me and I asked him if he was talking to me

The dude: no I was talking to this invisible man next to me and leave with a angry look at me

Well sorry! Being deaf I can't hear what's everyone saying unless they face me or get my attention

I get a some people being mad at me for 'ignoring' them while they talk to me, one lady called me a ****** because I had my back to her

Boggles my mind no one thinks I was deaf

That's because we are inconsiderate in America.

 

[Lily Adler]

This is gonna come out strange, but does anyone here try to ship real people with others?

 

[Morg]

This is gonna come out strange, but does anyone here try to ship real people with others?

Trying to start a job as coyote??

 

[Lily Adler]

Trying to start a job as coyote??

Nah just stumbled into a dark part of the web.

 

[Reek]

Takes one to know one.

you tried.

 

[Reek]

@Reek and @Spider-Aziz, but which is which?

i def have the bigger jugs

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Nah just stumbled into a dark part of the web.

Is that what you're gonna try to get the authorities to buy?

"Where you think you're going with this semi full people Miss?"

"Look... It all started when I stumbled into a dark part of the web..."

(And thus, our movie begins with a flashback framing device.)

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

@Guts, @Roose Bolton, @Perfect Cell

Bad news... Mothman got electrical powers now:

 

[Guts]

@Guts, @Roose Bolton, @Perfect Cell

Bad news... Mothman got electrical powers now:

There should be a Mothman vs Mongolian Death Worm movie.

 

[Roose Bolton]

That’s it, someone call Richard Gere!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

All these months waiting for a PS5 reveal, and PC was holding out on us!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

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Darth is coming for your throne @Perfect Cell.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

There should be a Mothman vs Mongolian Death Worm movie.

That would be one hell of a Texas Cage Deathmatch.

 

[Guts]

Halibut Mother

 

[Iceman]

well that was interesting day at work

Some dude was talking near me and I thought since he wasn't looking at me was on some sort of phone so I went back to work until he looks up at me and I asked him if he was talking to me

The dude: no I was talking to this invisible man next to me and leave with a angry look at me

Well sorry! Being deaf I can't hear what's everyone saying unless they face me or get my attention

I get a some people being mad at me for 'ignoring' them while they talk to me, one lady called me a ****** because I had my back to her

Boggles my mind no one thinks I was deaf

I guess you must get this kind of thing a lot.

To be fair that Invisible Man should have been wearing a luminous T-shirt or something.

 

[Reek]

ah yes. berry goo.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Halibut Mother

Sounds like a putdown high schoolers from a fishing town use.

"Gary, you Halibut Mother... you forgot your cell phone at my house again."

 

[Perfect Cell]

I guess I had better apply for that bank loan to be able to afford the PS5. Do people still buy blood anymore?