Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[flickchick85]

and i guess because i' am at least 17% a hypocrite, i was browsing some film art and stumbled across this guys Custom Covers for movies.
I'm almost tempted to print some of these to replace covers I have because some are significantly better than studio releases.

Bunny Dojo Design - Practice Custom Blu-ray Covers in case anyone is curious

Love that Assassination of Jesse James cover.

 

[ComicChick]

i really like the Gaslight one for some reason. It instantly caught my eye

the Lady of Shanghai one is much better than the cover i have

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Well... We have the gas station knives. Now there's gas station armor.

 

[Kane52630]

Kane ain't helpin. **** has to load up and takes up space. don't make me call in the frenchman cause i will.... ill even call in the entire ****ing army.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

They say the words are still flying in space until this day...

 

[Perfect Cell]

Well... We have the gas station knives. Now there's gas station armor.

I can't judge the people who would buy these, since I once almost spent like $300 on a replica of Robert Baratheon's warhammer. But I didn't, because I have restraint.

I spent that money on stupid **** later.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I can't judge the people who would buy these, since I once almost spent like $300 on a replica of Robert Baratheon's warhammer. But I didn't, because I have restraint.

I spent that money on stupid **** later.

Be honest... You invested that money in all the equipment required to safely harvest Toad Venom.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Safely?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Safely?

I forget... You're a traditionalist. No pheromone traps, toad guantlets, "W.A.R.T.Z" drones or Anti-Venom ointment.

No... Just some twine, a fish hook, some worms a Colt .45 (Gun)* and 12 Peyote buttons.

Just like the Indigenous Peoples of years past.

*The Colt .45 was a later addition by the tribes.

 

[Guts]

 

[Reek]

00Reek reporting for duty

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Things are getting slowly back to where they were for sure. Sunday, afternoon and night there were more people out than I've seen in a long time and same for tonight. Still not totally pre lockdown but way more cars, bikes and pedestrians going about their business after 10pm than has been the case since this started.

Still, the store fronts and building entrances are all still boarded up along Lafayette St. and will probably continue that way for some time. Even Sunday while some were out on the streets, after about 12:30am it does die down and it's dead until the daylight comes.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

@Perfect Cell...

What... What the hell is going on around here!

Spoiler

 

[Reek]

Lay down on the couch Krypton.... tell me your fears.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Lay down on the couch Krypton.... tell me your fears.

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

 

[Reek]

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

I see... I can help. You must listen/read carefully.... and find the code.

yo. i rarely get all thangintatical.. but win i read people in xman and deadpolo thread it makes me wonder wha gundamental reason human spices exist

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I see... I can help. You must listen/read carefully.... and find the code.

yo. i rarely get all thangintatical.. but win i read people in xman and deadpolo thread it makes me wonder wha gundamental reason human spices exist

This is the KRYPTON INC. version of the code words for the Winter Soldier.

Tommorow I'm gonna wake up in a hotel somewhere in Moscow covered in blood with the GRU knocking at my door.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

@Roose Bolton, @Perfect Cell, @Guts

Each day we stray further from God's light...

Spoiler

 

[Schlosser85]

He isn't a terrible-looking woman.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

He isn't a terrible-looking woman.

Well... We know one thing for sure in terms of how Riker would react:

Spoiler

 

[Reek]

@Roose Bolton, @Perfect Cell, @Guts

Each day we stray further from God's light...

Spoiler

then perhaps you should all come back to me.

 

[Iceman]

Come back to the genetic violation that is Indominus Reekx.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Genetic Violation sounds like the greatest Iron Maiden album they never recorded.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Is it incest or *********ion when one sleeps with their gender swapped clone?

we need someone to get onto this.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Is it incest or *********ion when one sleeps with their gender swapped clone?

we need someone to get onto this.

For me it would just be another way to experience rejection.


(Goes off to cry in the corner.)

(Alone.)