Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Iceman]

I guess I had better apply for that bank loan to be able to afford the PS5. Do people still buy blood anymore?

I do, strictly as a collector only, but only from serious wounds. I would need video evidence that the blood has come directly from the major wound mentioned on the application form.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I guess I had better apply for that bank loan to be able to afford the PS5. Do people still buy blood anymore?

Yours is unusable for medical purposes Bri.




What with the Toad Venom and all that.

 

[Iceman]

Toad venom blood would command a premium during the aggressive escalation of weaponry era of the Morg Raccoon wars.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Toad venom blood would command a premium during the aggressive escalation of weaponry era of the Morg Raccoon wars.

Well it's like something out of Greek mythology. Ever see Clash Of The Titans with the Medusa blood? Yeah... Something like that.

 

[Iceman]

Well it's like something out of Greek mythology. Ever see Clash Of The Titans with the Medusa blood? Yeah... Something like that.

“Ever see” doesn’t quite cut it. Greek mythology is life. A scarecrow with a living Medusa head would turn that raccoon army to stone overnight. @Morg
would be able to sleep in comfort and wake up the next day to see his enemies not only defeated but now a very valuable addition to the scenery of his garden. Frozen stone war raccoons also fetch a good price on eBay.

This is really the issue so far. Morg has been lazy and utilised predictable strategy that raccoon generals could easily anticipate and counter. He would have been performing the labours of Hercules and searching for the Golden Fleece if he was taking this seriously.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

As always... Everyone is a stoic badass until the roach starts flying:

 

[Perfect Cell]

I do, strictly as a collector only, but only from serious wounds. I would need video evidence that the blood has come directly from the major wound mentioned on the application form.

Yours is unusable for medical purposes Bri.




What with the Toad Venom and all that.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Mike Tyson ‘killed the monster inside him’ by smoking toad venom in the desert (Video)

Obviously Iron Mike never met Lando Griffin.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So... It wasn't just an early 2000's Nu-Metal music video thing after all?

Spoiler

 

[Morg]

I guess you must get this kind of thing a lot.

To be fair that Invisible Man should have been wearing a luminous T-shirt or something.

A bit yes, due to having to wear masks, I had to put up signs warning I'm deaf and will have trouble understanding them if they need help and to bear with me. The ones that really annoyed me is the shouters, I'm deaf dudes, not HOH(hard of hearing) and raising your voices won't help

 

[Roose Bolton]

ah yes. berry goo.

Give Priya my regards.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

@Reek you see that thing Chapelle did on YT?

 

[Schlosser85]

So this was in my suggested videos and a medieval version of Bad Romance is something so "wut" you just have to click, and I find it strangely mesmerizing and have no idea why I originally went on YouTube now.

 

[Lily Adler]

So this was in my suggested videos and a medieval version of Bad Romance is something so "wut" you just have to click, and I find it strangely mesmerizing and have no idea why I originally went on YouTube now.

I watched that yesterday along with their Pumped Up Kicks cover.

 

[Schlosser85]

I watched that yesterday along with their Pumped Up Kicks cover.

 

[Lily Adler]

Like you it was randomly suggested to me.

 

[Guts]

Culinary idea: make czernina but with toad venom blood.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Culinary idea: make czernina but with toad venom blood.

Would you use the rest of the toad to compliment? Like fried toad legs on the side or something?

 

[Iceman]

Would you use the rest of the toad to compliment? Like fried toad legs on the side or something?

You have the soul of a master chef. I would hire you.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You have the soul of a master chef. I would hire you.

Just call me Mel.

 

[Iceman]

I keep seeing pic of Loungers online even when I'm not looking (90% of the time I am looking).

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Iceman]

So how much is toad venom going for these days? I need to stock up as my supplies are running low and I have many big events coming up where I will want to deploy it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So how much is toad venom going for these days? I need to stock up as my supplies are running low and I have many big events coming up where I will want to deploy it.

Buyer's market. Ask @Perfect Cell . He says that the lockdown created an overpopulation of toads. It's almost not worth the harvesting and milking really. Bri does it for the fun though.

 

[Iceman]

Sellers market. Ask @Perfect Cell . He says that the lockdown created an overpopulation of toads. It's almost not worth the harvesting and milking really. Bri does it for the fun though.

I require my soldier’s arrows, poison darts, crossbow bolts, blade edges, javelins and spears to be laced with this to complement the Xenomorph acid. I will be buying in bulk. Can you broker the deal with Cell for a 5% commission?