Chris Pie's UnstoppaLounge

[Perfect Cell]

Baseball is coming back. Hockey is coming back. Basketball is coming back. And yet I feel nothing but emptiness. I've been broken.


Go Blue Jays.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

All for scientific advancements but... Not this year. I've seen too many movies.




Has anyone asked Goldblum for his take?

 

[Perfect Cell]

I don't have "Get Assimilated" on my 2020 bingo card. That's a shame, I was working on a full square.

 

[Reek]

Charlie Blackmon is actually a friend of mine... He played at North Gwinnett High and we played eachother for years and he thinks its a coin toss for baseball considering the rockies clubhouse got infected

 

[Reek]

what the ****

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I don't have "Get Assimilated" on my 2020 bingo card. That's a shame, I was working on a full square.

Is the upside every chick with a Jeri Ryan figure will be walking around in gray/silver catsuits?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Reek]

life is a box of chocolatessss and my name is forrest gumppppp

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

@Perfect Cell did you have "Nuclear Winter"?

Spoiler

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Charlie Blackmon is actually a friend of mine... He played at North Gwinnett High and we played eachother for years and he thinks its a coin toss for baseball considering the rockies clubhouse got infected

This culture could never do away with spectator sports, especially the home grown varieties of baseball, basketball and football. Not forever.

But I won't be surprised if just from fear of lawsuits that we may look back and see 2020-2022 "The years without sports"?

what the ****

Bloody brilliant.

This is why celebs with senses of humor about themselves are the best.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Charlie Blackmon is actually a friend of mine... He played at North Gwinnett High and we played eachother for years and he thinks its a coin toss for baseball considering the rockies clubhouse got infected

A bunch of Blue Jays players and personnel tested positive, too. They JUST shut down their facility in Dunedin like last week, even though Florida is an absolute ****show. There will be sports this year though. All three leagues have just the right amount of desperation and stubbornness to push through with that.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The three leagues should combine and they should form super teams of baseball, basketball and football players, all participating in a game that combines all aspects of each sport. To make it interesting though the players will only be allowed to use techniques from the two sports they have not played professionally.

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Or this:

 

[Perfect Cell]

The third league is hockey, you idiot. Football wouldn't start for two more months under even normal circumstances.

I'm sorry I called you an idiot. But these times are putting a lot of stress on us all, you **** nugget.

I'm sorry I called you a **** nugget.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The third league is hockey, you idiot. Football wouldn't start for two more months under even normal circumstances.

I'm sorry I called you an idiot. But these times are putting a lot of stress on us all, you **** nugget.

I'm sorry I called you a **** nugget.

I assumed Canada was still sending out scrips from the dispensery but it would appear that I'm wrong.

 

[Perfect Cell]

It's not a catch-all cure. Some of my best insults have come from when I was high.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's not a catch-all cure. Some of my best insults have come from when I was high.

I myself will be seeing my guy later today.

I swear, and I mean this... I don't think I could have lasted through lockdown and the protests and the riots without being able to go home some mornings and re-the ****-lax with Ye' Goofy Green.

 

[Kane52630]

@Kane52630 whats the verdict on Eric Andre's Netflix special?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Weed hasn't been an issue, since I get it delivered to my door. The bigger issue has been cigarettes. My buddy typically gets me a bundle of Sagos from.... uh... I don't think I can legally say where, but they haven't been able to since this all started. So I've had to buy them at gas stations. It's this close to bankrupting me.

Yes, smoking is a disgusting, vile habit that no one should ever take up. But I have a lot of disgusting, vile habits, so add it to the list.

 

[Kane52630]

I will say it ends pretty creatively.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I will say it ends pretty creatively.

@Perfect Cell's life?

We pretty much assumed that from the start.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I've always assumed that I would die by getting crushed by a toilet falling from space, like the beginning of Dead Like Me.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I've always assumed that I would die by getting crushed by a toilet falling from space, like the beginning of Dead Like Me.

Aim higher. Don't be a copycat.

I say... Fall from space ONTO a toilet here on the ground. The crushing will happen either way.

 

[Schlosser85]

I've always assumed that I would die by getting crushed by a toilet falling from space, like the beginning of Dead Like Me.

Reminds me of the darkly comedic bizarre ways people would die at the beginning of an episode of Six Feet Under.

 

[Perfect Cell]

As an aside... how many Pirates of the Caribbean reboots are they planning to make? Because with the Robbie one, we're up to two now, right?

 

[Reek]

..... there should be a real baseketball ball league.

 

[Reek]

As an aside... how many Pirates of the Caribbean reboots are they planning to make? Because with the Robbie one, we're up to two now, right?

no depp or skeet ulrich..... no reek.