Come Up With Your Own Series Finale

[That-Guy]

Well, we've all lamented over the shows that we enjoyed that met an untimely end. But what are some shows that you HATED that you would have loved to be the one to pull the plug on and give a horrible ending? Here are a few shows that I despise and how I would have killed them:

Ugly Betty - Betty gets a total makeover so that she looks the way Amerika Ferrera does in real life. She walks into the office, thinking everyone is going to be impressed, but they all tell her she's still ugly. She gets depressed, goes home, and hangs herself.

Grey's Anatomy - The entire cast gets drunk and botches a surgery, leaving the patient dead as a doornail. They all lose their licenses and go to prison.

Friday Night Lights - School shooting. 'Nuff said.

 

[Sawyer]

24- Jack Bauer spends his whole day trying to find the last few remaining fans of his series. He finds one, but after hearing about the two year wait between seasons six and seven decides, the fan decides to set of a nuclear bomb in the offices of FOX, killing himself, all Fox executives and Jack Bauer. But, no worries, next week will be the brand new reality series from FOX, "Would You F*** This Stranger?"

 

[That-Guy]

Lmao

 

[Sawyer]

bump.

 

[bored]

LOST: Hurley somehow solves every mystery, and overcames every myster villain the show has (hint: Aaron the baby is not all he seems) with a masterful Truffle Shuffle.

 

[That-Guy]

American Gladiators: Mike O'Hearn gets roid rage and kills the contestants.

Ghost Whisperer: Patricia Arquette shows up and kicks the crap out of Jennifer Love Hewitt for being a lame ripoff of her character on "Medium."

 

[3dman27]

Ghost Whisperer: Patricia Arquette shows up and kicks the crap out of Jennifer Love Hewitt for being a lame ripoff of her character on "Medium."

actually jennifer mops the floor with patricia

 

[3dman27]

hannh montanna
as a present for graduating high school miley stewart is given permission to reveal that she and hannah are the same person, but when she DOES her school forbids her to attend the graduation ceremony where hannah is the scheduled guest speaker and the IRS charges her with attempted tax evasion despite only using the hannah disguise to have a normal life.

 

[bullets]

Sopranos : Ny Mob betrays Tony and whack hims and Paulie . Aj retaliates on the hitman that kills his father and kills him.

 

[EdRyder]

House-One day Dr.House wakes up in an old run down public bathroom with his ankle chained to a pipe.

 

[thejon93]

House-One day Dr.House wakes up in an old run down public bathroom with his ankle chained to a pipe.

- Incredible... and then at the end House can make some sorta "House-like" comment to Jigsaw, and then he dies. That's what I call good television.

 

[thejon93]

Smallville - Clark Kent dawns the Superman suit but realizes that he's run out of foes to battle.

 

[SuperFerret]

Every show imaginable - All characters are killed by an invasion of gigantic scorpions.

 

[thejon93]

Every show imaginable - All characters are killed by an invasion of gigantic scorpions.

Or, how 'bout this? At the end of each TV series, the world explodes and it ends there; re. Writer's Strike.

 

[Kenny Eugene McCall]

actually jennifer mops the floor with patricia

And Neve Campbell and Lacey Chabert return to aid Jennifer Love Hewitt in kicking the crap out of the rest of Patricia Arquette's family, Sopranos-style, including that crack ****e Rosanna Arquette, that she-male Alexis Arquette, and that WCW wrestler wannabe David Arquette!

After that, the Party of Five girls head over to Dirt Magazine to put a cap in Courteney Cox-Arquette's ass before the ghost of Cliff "Charlie Weaver" Arquette appears, only to get zapped with a Ghostbusters Proton Pack by Jennifer Love Hewitt!

 

[SuperFerret]

Or, how 'bout this? At the end of each TV series, the world explodes and it ends there; re. Writer's Strike.

It's good, but there's a severe lack of gigantic scorpions.

 

[Orb]

Smallville - Clark Kent dawns the Superman suit but realizes that he's run out of foes to battle.

 

[Matt]

Well, we've all lamented over the shows that we enjoyed that met an untimely end. But what are some shows that you HATED that you would have loved to be the one to pull the plug on and give a horrible ending? Here are a few shows that I despise and how I would have killed them:

Ugly Betty - Betty gets a total makeover so that she looks the way Amerika Ferrera does in real life. She walks into the office, thinking everyone is going to be impressed, but they all tell her she's still ugly. She gets depressed, goes home, and hangs herself.

Grey's Anatomy - The entire cast gets drunk and botches a surgery, leaving the patient dead as a doornail. They all lose their licenses and go to prison.

Friday Night Lights - School shooting. 'Nuff said.

Dude, bad taste.

 

[JohnRico]

Chuck - Getting tired of not being able to choose between Chuck or Bryce Sarah chooses neither & she becomes a lesbian with the hot sandwich chick & chooses neither Chuck or Bryce & once Chuck & Bryce find out about Sarahs choice they have a fight to the death ending with Casey killing both of them with a cigar & then the Earth explodes

 

[JohnRico]

It's good, but there's a severe lack of gigantic scorpions.

Heroes - All of the people with special abilities looses their power & with no one able to stop Sylar the world ends & everyone dies & Sylar becomes the next Will Smith & Earth ends up in a waste land & once Sylar realizes to late that he is now bored because there is no one left alive he commits suicide. The regular humans that died with no powers become gigantic scorpions & the Heroes that had powers somehow come back to life with their powers & all but Peter & Nathan are left to kick some scorpion ass & after Peter & Nathan take care of all of the Scorpions Peter uses some of his abilities to make the Earth explode & once & for all kill every living thing & the Planet itself

 

[Sawyer]

^Dude, way too many "&'s" in there. It's called structure.

 

[JohnRico]

^Dude, way too many "&'s" in there. It's called structure.

Stargate Atlantis - &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Atlantis &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Earth & Pegasus &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& the Milky Way Galaxy Explodes &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& thats all folks

 

[3dman27]

And Neve Campbell and Lacey Chabert return to aid Jennifer Love Hewitt in kicking the crap out of the rest of Patricia Arquette's family, Sopranos-style, including that crack ****e Rosanna Arquette, that she-male Alexis Arquette, and that WCW wrestler wannabe David Arquette!

After that, the Party of Five girls head over to Dirt Magazine to put a cap in Courteney Cox-Arquette's ass before the ghost of Cliff "Charlie Weaver" Arquette appears, only to get zapped with a Ghostbusters Proton Pack by Jennifer Love Hewitt!

LOL thats agood one mcCall

 

[Kenny Eugene McCall]

American Gladiators - At the insistence of his wife Midajah, Titan breaks into Scott Steiner's Detroit home and savagely beats and kills the former WCW wrestler so that he can take his stash of human growth hormones to use on himself!

Days later, a steroid-pumped Michael and Melinda O'Hearn break into Sony Pictures Studios, and begin the systematic assassination of every MF'ing contestant trying out for the third season of American Gladiators! Hearing this, many of the new Gladiators, sans Crush and Wolf, attempt to take down Titan and Midajah, but to no avail.

Justice is the first to go. Head smashed. than Militia, penis cut open than head ripped apart. Toa's neck snapped, but survives long enough to contact his cousin the Rock, thanks to some incredible Samoan healing powers. Mayhem's back is snapped as he tries to protect host Laila Ali from Midajah. But, channeling the power of her father, Laila puts her raw boxing skills to the test, as she delivers a series of bone-crushing body blows to Midajah as the effects of the HGH begin to wear off on the crazed fitness model.

Sensing this, an enraged Titan goes right into full blown Thor mode, as he grabs a nearby sledgehammer and leaps 25 feet into the air towards Laila Ali, hoping to finish off the daughter of Muhammad Ali.

But, it is to no avail, as from out of nowhere, Hulkamania begins to run wild as Hulk Hogan delivers a nasty clothesline straight to the brutish Titan, followed by a savage howl and a brutal powerbomb from an enraged Sabretooth-like Gladiator!

Meanwhile, Midajah regains her freakish strength, only to be dogpiled by Stealth, Venom, Fury and Hellga, but alas to no avail as Midajah finishes off three of the four female Gladiators. But, just as Midajah attempts to put an end to the freakish Viking goddess Hellga, the dark-haired beauty is waylaid by a mysterious spin kick from behind, followed by another bone-jarring punch from a pair of black fists

But, as Titan and Midajah recover from the attack, they look up to see not only the appearance of Hogan and Ali, but of none other than two people named Don Yates and Gina Carano, better known as Wolf and Crush! Let the carnage begin!

As Hogan and Ali clear out of the studio with the injured and mangled Gladiators and surviving contestants, Titan and Midajah begin to lunge toward Wolf and Crush. But, as the two crazed villains are about to find out, they are no match for the awesome speed and power of the two brave Gladiators as Crush puts her mixed martial-arts skills and Wolf his wrestling and stunt skills to real good use in this titanic battle!

To be continued

 

[Donnie Darko]

that is awesome