Complaints

[AhabTheArab]

so today i come home from a long day, expecting to just crash into bed and go out later in the night. come home and the smell of crap pervades my entire house. i search and search... ends up my dog had a little diahrea, on my pillows no less, and i have 3 pillows, so she, obviously, **** across them all. lots of bed linen and pillows were thrown away, and i was forced to light an incense, and pass out on the couch, while the ***** who did the deed was barking for attention on a leash outside.


times like these i can almost sympathize with michael vick.... almost....

 

[OctaviusINC]

I have A LOT of complaints, most of them pertaining to the road and the a**holes that use them.

1. If you're riding a bicycle, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE use the sidewalk. Stop riding in the street. And when you're off to the side of the street, guess what? You're really not, and you're probably gonna get body checked by an automobile. Since when did a bicycle become a certified automobile?

2. Why is it when i speed, everybody honks at me to go faster? Are they in an
adrenaline rush with me? Speed limits 35, I'm going 50, and MINIVANS zoom past me and give me the evil eye.

3. Yesterday I was waiting to make a right turn at a red light. There was really no oncoming traffic and to the left of me was a huge sign reading, "No Turn on Red, Obey your Signal" and all the *******s behind me start to honk at me like crazy. WTF.

Yesterday I was coming home from work, and I stopped to get something to eat. As I was pulling out of the parking lot, this pickup truck thats going like 35 in the lot, slams on his breaks right in front of me. Of course he gives me the look as if I was doing something wrong. I just shake my head and proceed. Of course living in Chicago, city of *******s, he rolls down his window and shouts, "What are you stupid? Idiot." So, instead of typically shouting back in an array of cusses and swears, I looked right into his eyes and said, "I got some fresh cookies from the trunk, maybe we could hug later?" And then laughed hysterically into the night. You should've seen his face. It was priceless.

 

[Savage]

I have A LOT of complaints, most of them pertaining to the road and the a**holes that use them.

1. If you're riding a bicycle, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE use the sidewalk. Stop riding in the street. And when you're off to the side of the street, guess what? You're really not, and you're probably gonna get body checked by an automobile. Since when did a bicycle become a certified automobile?

I thought it was illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk. Besides, not gonna get much riding done when you're constantly stopping for people...Not that hard to drive around people unless they are purposely in the middle of the street. Then they just deserve what they get.

 

[OctaviusINC]

I thought it was illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk. Besides, not gonna get much riding done when you're constantly stopping for people...Not that hard to drive around people unless they are purposely in the middle of the street. Then they just deserve what they get.

Yeah, i thought it was illegal for the sidewalk also, but they're basically in the middle of the street, and they ride like they just learned yesterday. So, they have a better shot at living on the sidewalk.

 

[Savage]

HA! Oh I hate those jackasses. There's even a bright white bike lane with the picture of a dude on a bike and they somehow manage to miss it. They're zipping right in front of cars and get mad when you say anything about it. Like you're the one that doesn't know what you're doing.

 

[Spade]

Why all the women I meet think I'm some guy that wants to use them as a booty call and/or force them to cheat on their boyfriend.

 

[Savage]

...Well...are you?

 

[Shuley]

No it's not illegal for you to ride on the sidewalk,besides..hardly anyone uses the side walk anymore.

 

[Savage]

Over here they do. Hence me being so frustrated and deciding to go into the street. On the street you can see what's coming. On the sidewalk some old guy turns a corner and you slam into him and break his hip.

 

[Shuley]

I picked up an Endless Night Sandman poster,and stuck it a poster frame,it didn't fit perfectly so I spent some time centering it out before I put it together,then come to find out,The clip in the back is on the bottom of the frame...so the poster inside is upside down....freaking hate that!!!

 

[Spade]

...Well...are you?

I'm as much a sleaze as a priest is a pedophile.

Oh, wait...bad analogy.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

No it's not illegal for you to ride on the sidewalk,besides..hardly anyone uses the side walk anymore.

In my neighborhood, there's signs on every other block saying you'll be fined if you're caught riding on the sidewalk, that pretty much means it's illegal.

I've got a complaint though, the fact that the city of Chicago is thinking and probably already has passed an ordanance making it illegal to smoke within 15 feet of a park or beach. WTF?!?! I'm not a smoker, but I support a person's right to smoke and this is ridiculous, the person is outside! It's already illegal to smoke in all our outdoor stadiums to help prevent second hand smoke, it's outdoors! You wanna make smoking illegal make it illegal, stop all this pussyfooting around, stop easing yourself in, just make cigarettes illegal already, oh wait, but then the city will have to increase taxes on other things to make up that money which will suck since we already set the national record on most of our taxes and the city still has a budget deficit. Damn corrupt politicians.

 

[bullets]

if your a bike messenger in my city you must be really skilled because the ones that arent either get run over or manage to maintain control by a thread

 

[amazingfantasy15]

New complaint, people the don't knock. I work for a small company and our office is in a small office building, at least 2-3 times a week someone will just walk in to ask a question or try to sell us something. Today, I've had someone selling candy and someone who works for a temp agency seeing if we might need a temp just open the door, come right in and try to go into their "pitch". WTF?! You can't knock and have someone answer the door, it's just common courtesy, do you just walk into someone's home without knocking? Needless to say, we're not interested in anything you have to say if you don't knock.

 

[hammy]

That's probably confusing to people then since most businesses do want people to come right in. Maybe you should put up a sign.

 

[terry78]

Chicks that wear shoes way too small for their feet. I see that all the time downtown and while I normally don't care about that, it's funny how they're like on the verge of falling over. One chick here at the office was like, it's cool to wear tiny shoes so you can have "toe cleavage."


I was done talking to her after that.

 

[hammy]

People who post links you can't get out of. Cornfed.

 

[Cornfred]

People who post links you can't get out of. Cornfed.

hehehehe

 

[amazingfantasy15]

That's probably confusing to people then since most businesses do want people to come right in. Maybe you should put up a sign.

It's not retail or food service, it's an private office. It'd be like just walking into someone's house or apartment without knocking or ringing the bell.

 

[hammy]

But does it say something like, Vandalay Industries on the door or something? Because if it's in an office building, people are naturally going to think it's a business. I can see where it would be annoying and you'd hate the disruption (and it could even be unsafe) but I can see why it happens and I think it's likely to continue unless your business chooses to do something like post a sign or even keeping the door locked. Makes sense to me.

 

[lazur]

Post your complaints, here. Here's mine: Why is it that men can't be friends with women? Why must every association with women, no matter how mundane, platonic or professional, be fraught with sexual tension? You men know you can't have a relationship and/or sex with every woman on the planet, so why can't you just settle for being friends with a few of them? There are guys I like, a lot, I think they're great and enjoy their company, their perspective on things, their senses of humor, their intelligent discourse .. but it seems like it's impossible to simply maintain that type of friendly relationship. Why oh why must it be this way?

P.S. I blame men.

Note: Speaking in *general* terms. There are always exceptions.

It's called Nature. As you may know, men and women are built differently. Just as with all mammals, human males are the primary conquerors and protectors. Their attraction to women is the attraction of one male animal to one female animal. Look around you at the most wild of animals, and look at how the males act, and then think about human males. But for what we like to call 'civility' and 'morality' and 'culture', there is no difference.

And that's how it's SUPPOSED to work.

Women are programmed by Nature *completely* differently. They are secondary conquerors and protectors. Females are built smaller than males for a reason. They are given different hormones for a reason.

While men and women are equal, they are also very, very different. Problem is instead of accepting these differences, people like you want to instead make the man conform to *your* confused notion (as dictated to you by circumstance or society) of what a man should be, instead of what he actually is.

In short, if you hang around men who find you attractive, be prepared to deal with it the way Nature intended. Remember, Nature's goal is to keep making babies - procreation. She doesn't care about your 'feelings' in the matter.

 

[Erzengel]

Days are shorter. Have to drive in the dark again.

 

[Dorian Gray]

Post your complaints, here. Here's mine: Why is it that men can't be friends with women? Why must every association with women, no matter how mundane, platonic or professional, be fraught with sexual tension? You men know you can't have a relationship and/or sex with every woman on the planet, so why can't you just settle for being friends with a few of them? There are guys I like, a lot, I think they're great and enjoy their company, their perspective on things, their senses of humor, their intelligent discourse .. but it seems like it's impossible to simply maintain that type of friendly relationship. Why oh why must it be this way?

P.S. I blame men.

Eh, My best friend is female, we've been friends since Elementary School and I don't think of her in a sexual way. Weather or not she thinks of me that way is unknown but I perfer to keep what we have....

 

[Kelly]

so today i come home from a long day, expecting to just crash into bed and go out later in the night. come home and the smell of crap pervades my entire house. i search and search... ends up my dog had a little diahrea, on my pillows no less, and i have 3 pillows, so she, obviously, **** across them all. lots of bed linen and pillows were thrown away, and i was forced to light an incense, and pass out on the couch, while the ***** who did the deed was barking for attention on a leash outside.


times like these i can almost sympathize with michael vick.... almost....

You know, there was a time you did that alot to your parents......they didn't threaten to kill you....


Look at what your feeding your dog, dogs don't usually "just" get the ****s, there is usually a reason....

 

[terry78]

People that are no older than 30 that call other people their same age "kid". Like, I know this kid I went to school with, I work with this kid. That bugs the **** out of me for some reason.