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I agree with you ChickenScratch....I guess the fandom isn't as color blind as they'd like to think
I could have never imagined race would become such a huge issue even after casting a white actor, because when I look at Jason that's what I see, a tanned white guy who's pretty close to REH's physical description. With the addition of contacts, a wig and a couple months of training to look more cut.
Those paintings are cool, reminds me of my grandfather and uncles, and I'm Indian by the way.
Yeah, I was just about to say, he looks like Geronimo on steroids in that last one.
I said before, when it's a white actor cast as a character that's not white, it's "well, they can capture the essence of the character, it doesn't matter." Vice versa, suddenly it's affirmative action.
But I do agree that Marcus Nispel is not a good sign for this movie. Only good film he's done was Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake. Rest of his movies have been bad. But if the script is good, he might just pull it off. But that's wishful thinking.
Conan is not Gaelic. I don't understand why people continue to insist that he is Gaelic. There were no Gaels or Celts alive during Howard's fantasy world of the Hyborian Age, which, according to common estimates based on Howard's timeline, put the make-believe mythical world at around 12,000 years ago, before the great geological cataclysms that sank giant land masses, ripped continents apart and created mountain ranges where none had previously existed. That's what's fun and great about Conan -- he's a make-believe, mythical figure living and battling demons and monsters "in an age undreamed of."
People who argue that Conan is somehow a Gael like Asterix doesn't understand Howard's world nor his writings. Sure, according to Howard's mythical make-believe timeline, in the 12,000 years since the death of Conan, the Cimmerian people mixed with non-Cimmerians and spread across the Hyborian continent and their descendants -- some 12,000 years later, became the Celtic people of our own time.
Yet Howard's Cimmeria is complete fantasy -- a fact Howard often pointed out -- and the only thing "Gaelic" about Conan is his name and perhaps some place names and names of some deities in the Hyborian world, which again I stress, is make-believe, fantasy -- like Middle Earth. J.R.R. Tolkien also borrowed many Nordic and Germanic names and place names for his Middle Earth, but that doesn't mean that Gondor is supposed to be Germany or Denmark.
To argue that Conan is a Gaelic hero and must be played by a "white-skinned" caucasian actor is like saying a wooly Mammoth is the same thing a modern elephant because one is obviously descendant from the other. And imagine, while Conan is set 12,000 years ago, wooly mammoths were still walking around in Alaska and Siberia some 4,000 years ago! If we talk about pre-historic Celtic culture, or proto-Celtic culture, we're talking about the Iron Age, at the most 2,000 to 3,000 years ago. Plus, Celtic culture included diverse tribes that at one time lived across Europe, from what is now Ireland and Scotland to Spain, France and all the way east to modern-day Albania, Romania, Bulgaria and Turkey
In other words, take Howard's work with grain of salt. He was a writer of ancient fantasy and it's normal that authors organize worlds they've created in notes and using parallels to our "real" world, but don't take it as sacred canon. If you want to believe that Howard's make-believe Cimmerians (themselves descendants of Atlantis!) are the ancestors of modern Scottish and Irish people, then be my guest. I can also believe that I'm a descendant of the people of Gondor, or even a native of the planet Krypton for that matter. But for the sake of argument, one has to accept that the appearance and gene pool of a people like Howard's ancient Cimmerians would have undergone dramatic changes in a span of 12,000 years before they end up modern-day Irish and Scottish folks.
And since Conan has always been described and illustrated as having dark skin and jet-black hair (most unlike most modern-day Scots and Irish), I think Momoa will make a fantastic Conan. He has a striking look and he has presence and I'm confident he'll deliver a bad-ass barbarian.

Conan is not Gaelic. I don't understand why people continue to insist that he is Gaelic.
And IMO Nispel is plenty capable. I mean, would you rather have Nispel, or Robert Rodriguez, and let's not forget Brett Ratner to direct this movie?
Rodriguez might have been able to pull it off, I think. With Desperado and Sin City he shows he's got the pulpy sensitivity for violence and sex which is very Conan-like. But we got Nispel, for better or for worse, who knows how to do violence and excellent cinematography. I just hope his storytelling technique will have improved after Pathfinder.Oh, you got to appreciate arguments about the ethnicity of fictional characters...
especially when it's a Caucasian character being portrayed by an actor who doesn't look traditionally caucasian
It's kind of silly that your saying stuff like "what if they cast Kingpin or Nick Fury as a black guy", when they have done that in Marvel fans and no one made that big of a fuss, and this guy looks like a freaking caucasian guy anyway. And besides, it's fiction. I was cool with the Rock playing Conan, I just don't want some buck-toothed, accent heavy, shaved 'roid Gorilla playing the part again.
"The Gaels, ancestors of the Irish and Highland Scotch, descended from pure-blooded Cimmerian clans."
-The Hyborian Age, by Robert E. Howard
What part of that do you not understand?
Conan is not Gaelic. I don't understand why people continue to insist that he is Gaelic. There were no Gaels or Celts alive during Howard's fantasy world of the Hyborian Age, which, according to common estimates based on Howard's timeline, put the make-believe mythical world at around 12,000 years ago, before the great geological cataclysms that sank giant land masses, ripped continents apart and created mountain ranges where none had previously existed. That's what's fun and great about Conan -- he's a make-believe, mythical figure living and battling demons and monsters "in an age undreamed of."
People who argue that Conan is somehow a Gael like Asterix doesn't understand Howard's world nor his writings. Sure, according to Howard's mythical make-believe timeline, in the 12,000 years since the death of Conan, the Cimmerian people mixed with non-Cimmerians and spread across the Hyborian continent and their descendants -- some 12,000 years later, became the Celtic people of our own time.
Yet Howard's Cimmeria is complete fantasy -- a fact Howard often pointed out -- and the only thing "Gaelic" about Conan is his name and perhaps some place names and names of some deities in the Hyborian world, which again I stress, is make-believe, fantasy -- like Middle Earth. J.R.R. Tolkien also borrowed many Nordic and Germanic names and place names for his Middle Earth, but that doesn't mean that Gondor is supposed to be Germany or Denmark.
To argue that Conan is a Gaelic hero and must be played by a "white-skinned" caucasian actor is like saying a wooly Mammoth is the same thing a modern elephant because one is obviously descendant from the other. And imagine, while Conan is set 12,000 years ago, wooly mammoths were still walking around in Alaska and Siberia some 4,000 years ago! If we talk about pre-historic Celtic culture, or proto-Celtic culture, we're talking about the Iron Age, at the most 2,000 to 3,000 years ago. Plus, Celtic culture included diverse tribes that at one time lived across Europe, from what is now Ireland and Scotland to Spain, France and all the way east to modern-day Albania, Romania, Bulgaria and Turkey
In other words, take Howard's work with grain of salt. He was a writer of ancient fantasy and it's normal that authors organize worlds they've created in notes and using parallels to our "real" world, but don't take it as sacred canon. If you want to believe that Howard's make-believe Cimmerians (themselves descendants of Atlantis!) are the ancestors of modern Scottish and Irish people, then be my guest. I can also believe that I'm a descendant of the people of Gondor, or even a native of the planet Krypton for that matter. But for the sake of argument, one has to accept that the appearance and gene pool of a people like Howard's ancient Cimmerians would have undergone dramatic changes in a span of 12,000 years before they end up modern-day Irish and Scottish folks.
And since Conan has always been described and illustrated as having dark skin and jet-black hair (most unlike most modern-day Scots and Irish), I think Momoa will make a fantastic Conan. He has a striking look and he has presence and I'm confident he'll deliver a bad-ass barbarian.