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Discussion in 'The Community Diner' started by gkokujin, Dec 20, 2011.
The music you'll only hear is from the Spice Girls!
Ability to turn into a dark Phoenix bird.
The Phoenix Force in you burns the planet to ashes, but a new one rises again.
The ability to filter the air in a wide radius to be pure and nice smelling.
Granted, but your "filters" are now full of Sh!t ans never get to smell nice things again.
The ability to turn into animals and then back again into human shape.
Every shapeshift further degrades your genetic structure, eventually you'll be more animal than human.
A slightly similar power as above, instead of animals the ability to shift between genders, making appearance adjustments (like in an MMORPG)
Like in a whaaaat?
Granted, and as previously mentioned, the gender shifting degrades your genetic, so basically you just have to deal with "period is coming", all the time.
Online RPGs like world of warcraft or final fantasy.
Oh dear that's a bad side effect...
Ability to reset people's mental state to default (mental state being chemistry of the brain, ie. a person with alzheimers you could reset the chemistry without losing the memories)
I'm not messing with that one. Granted.
Thwe ability to tun people into statues
This power comes with snake hair. Go nuts, Ms. Medusa.
The ability to slightly screw with electronics (like change numbers on a calculator or flip a channel on a remote)
I suppose you ask for that because you are already good at it? and you already asked for that before so, yeah... it makes sense but you cannot reverse a wish.
The ability to sing like a bird.
Singing like a bird changes your vocal cords so you talk with a much higher pitch.
Able to summon any melee weapon and instantly able to master it.
Problem is that since that all "melee weapons" are being summoned all together... WATCH OUT!!
The ability to change my eye colour when sneezing.
An unusual side effect is reality changes to the same color every time you sneeze.
The ability to extinguish selfish desires in other people.
Granted! You literally extinguish those selfish desires with a fire extinguisher, so people get very angry at you. You've changed those selfish desires for something worse entirely... ya happy?
The ability to make people smile.
Oh what lovely smiles you create, they literally will not stop... ever. Good job Miss Joker. hahahahahahahaha
Ability to escape any situation flawlessly.
Since you are good to escape, now you've become
Just remember to always wear your special shoes.
The ability to transfom people into balloons.
The power is limited to chests only... on women.
The power to terraform dead planets. (looking at you, Mars)
Granted, but Mars is far from being dead.
To read animal's minds.
All dogs want is snackies and walkies, all cats want is muderdeathkill, this fills your mind all day long.
Ability to throw anything with pinpoint accuracy at near lightspeed.
Ok, but watch it because with the velocity and such nerdy things, all the objects you throw set on fire. It happens, you know?
The ability to dance my fears away (?) :S
Only works if a pole is handy and pieces of clothing fall off randomly.
The ability to reach into my pocket and find whatever I need in there.
Granted, but as everything you need get heavier and heavier... all your pockets end up tearing apart and everything you need goes right into a blackhole.
The ability to bite a mosquito back.
You shrink to Ant Man size, this effect takes a few hours to wear off.
Ability to NoScope360° a natural gas attack.
No one is THAT lucky, again, not an ability. Just lucky.
The ability to fold my clothes like a pro with my nose.
Your nose morphs into an elephant-like trunk with fully articulated fingers on the end.
Xenomorph Acid Blood --that doesn't hurt me in any way, burns through anything else.
Remember when you shifted between genders? Well, you still do that and when you are a woman, your period is lethal.
The ability to make people do things as I command them to.