Corrupt A Wish

[LOBO3315a]

You do play it better. Better than a guy with only 1 arm.

I wish my date had not backed out of tomorrow night.

 

[Sensi]

She didn't but you thought she did and you were the one that ruined the date.

I wish someone I know would just tell the truth one time.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Your doctor tells you that you have 48 hours to live.

I wish I had an I.Q of 200,000.

 

[Sensi]

You are an Artificial Intelligence Robot

I wish I could go back to bed.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

You will,but then the fire alarm wakes you up and you fall on the floor.

I wish my crazy computer would stop acting weird.

 

[NHawk19]

It does in fact it stops all together.

I wish I could get a huge raise at work.

 

[Sensi]

You will they will all gather and raise you up really high.

I wish I could get the best things in life.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will, but then afterwards you will slip on ice. He'll then look down at you and scratch his head.



I wish that typewriters would make a come back.

 

[NHawk19]

Well congratulations you’ve just started a nuclear war. EMPs have been released in the atmosphere knocking out all electric appliances. People are forced to use typewriters.

I wish not to fall from the raise.

 

[Sensi]

They will but no one will have ribbons for them

You will not fall because the used super glue to keep you there forever.

I wish to sprinkle joy wherever I go. haha

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will, but your joy will be in high demand. The whole world wants you to travel to spread joy. Its ends up becoming your downfall, you pass out in exhaustion in the middle of the some random desert.




I wish that I had a few chances.

 

[Sensi]

You will have many chances but you hesitate and they disappear before your eyes.

I wish I had some sweet peas.

 

[NHawk19]

granted by they spoiled

I wish for a wink from the cute girl down the hall.

 

[Sensi]

She will wink at you then you will smile and get excited until she asked if you have a Kleenex and eye-drops because she has something in her eye.

I wish wishing was not so hard to do.

 

[NHawk19]

Not granted . . . That's what makes it fun.


I wish for a billion dollars

 

[Sensi]

You get it but it is play money and all you can do is use it in monopoly.

I wish for easy days.

 

[Vengeance]

You will have easy days but then you will find out that it was all a dream on Mars

I wish for some popcorn right now

 

[lou2099]

It's movie-theater popcorn that will cost you $10, and then you cant finish it so you leave it behind.

I wish that girl at work would notice me.

 

[Norman Osborn]

She does, and now you have a restraining order against you.....


I wish my ****zu would go pour me a glass of wine!

 

[Gotham Knight]

Your dog pours you a glass of tears.

I wish I had the ability to fly.

 

[†NeXuS†]

You can fly but you have no eyes..

I wish the next poster can wish something for me..

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Not a chance.-lol

I wish I had a fun job.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but you have to pay to work.


I wish I won that 1,000,000 dollars a year for life thing from Publishers Clearing house.

 

[NHawk19]

you did but it turns out you work for one of their affiliates and are ineligible to collect the prize.

I wish that these posts would count towards my post count so I'd seem like less of a lurker.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

The moderators plan on doing that for everyone but you.-lol

I wish I could fly on my own power.