Corrupt a Super Power: whats the worst that can happen?

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  1. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Choose wisely, because once they do what you command them to they can only do that one thing forever.

    Turn a person into a stuffed animal of my choosing for however long I desire.
     
  2. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Grantedm the stuffing is they organs, tho' I hope you don't want to open them because that would be nasty AF.

    The ability to float
     
  3. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    You're surrounded by your own personal pocket of null gravity, and the Earth flies away from you at 1,000mph.

    The power to bang 2 rocks together and make anything (guns, clothes, food, etc)
     
  4. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    More and more people come to you asking to make things for them

    The ability to snap your fingers and make peoples pants drop
     
  5. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Since it's my fingers you are taking about, you don't get that ability. Granted!!!

    The ability to transform myself into a fly and get everywhere.
     
  6. X-Woman Always Xperimenting

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    Somebody swats you.

    The ability to freeze time.
     
  7. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    You break the timeline, you age 10 times as fast and random people from the past randomly spawn near you.

    Ability to switch elements to other random elements.
     
  8. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Why turning it into a super power if you have the game? Little Alchemy ;)

    The ability to not falling sleep at work. I don't, tho' but there's nothing I want more now.
     
  9. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Every moment you're awake at work you have to pay back in sleep double.

    The mischievous ability to tap people on the shoulder from far away.
     
  10. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Granted, one XXL arm for you, mate! Congrats...

    The ability to spank people by just looking at them... hard.
     
  11. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Chaos ensues as everyone in your field of view are ruthlessly spanked which sparks a full blown knock down bar-style citywide brawl.

    Ability to inflict instant karma on jerks doing jerky things.
     
  12. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Why would you do that to us?

    The ability to shape clouds with my hands.
     
  13. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    As you shape clouds you trigger the Butterfly Effect that wreaks havoc with weather all over the world.

    The ability to perfectly recreate moments in the past that are interactive for short periods.
     
  14. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Careful with the butterfly effect.

    The ability to turn water into cider :)
     
  15. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    All water is converted to cider, extinction level event, r.i.p. Earth.

    Able to adjust my clothing to whatever I want so i only need one outfit.
     
  16. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Granted, but since it's always the same piece of clthing (in theory), it gets old everytime and... you should totally wash those, dude.

    The ability to make chores at home with only thinking about it.
     
  17. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    As in Fantasia all your items in your house clean the house and wreak havoc in your neighborhood.

    Able to convert pollution into beneficial elements and fuel my digestive system.
     
  18. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    The thing about fuel is: the gases and those are nasty. Depending on how you mix them, you could be in trouble.



    The ability to know as many languages as possible.
     
  19. X-Woman Always Xperimenting

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    Now the government wants to deport you, but they can't figure out what country to deport you to.


    The ability to switch back and forth between genders depending on what you want to wear that day. (A fine suit? A lovely gown?)
     
  20. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Switching too many times results in blending your gender, you've got both but neither work.

    Black Bolt's Voice, but only when I'm really angry. Purple Man's voice when I'm charming.
     
  21. Spider-Fan83 with great power...

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    ^but you have Gilbert Gottfried's voice the rest of the time lol

    the ability to talk to fruit flys
     
  22. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Conversations consisting mostly of "Hey hows it going?" "Not too ba-" annnnd it's dead.

    Mr. Fantastic's left arm to reach for the remote, Human Torch's right arm to heat up Hot Pockets anywhere.
     
  23. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    You can't have only 2 out of 4, you need to have the other two: one leg is made of rocks now ANDDD other essential part of you is now invisible.

    The ability to make things disappear
     
  24. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Every thing that you make disappear ends up in a garage in Buffalo, NY.

    The ability to make any dish perfectly using any ingredients.
     
  25. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Granted, but now you are so picky that you have to make everything you eat at home. No more McDonald's, taco bell, pizza hut or else.

    The ability to see under people's clothes...
     

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