Corrupt A Wish

[lou2099]

Granted, but it is fart power and everyone hates you for stinking up their air.

I wish cancer on all my enemies.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Sorry to inform you,but there's now a cure for Cancer.

I wish I had indestructable skin.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, but now you got cancer, and your skins indestructible.....so you can't get the cure.


I wish I could teleport.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but you now have a disease that ages you five years for every one teleport.


I wish I was invisible.

 

[Anubis]

Granted,but you now have a disease that ages you five years for every one teleport.


I wish I was invisible.

(It would be worth it. Two jumps is all I need. )

Granted, but you'd be blind.


I wish I could explode peoples heads.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but you looked in a mirror and your head exploded.

I wish I was an actor on tv.

 

[lou2099]

Okay, you are now Charlie Sheen, 2 1/2 Men has just been cancelled, so you overdosed on heroin and coke.

I wish my job was less tedious sometimes.

 

[Sensi]

It will be but that's only because they put you on as part time.

I wish my hair was dry.

 

[NHawk19]

It is you walk outside its raining and you forgot your umbrella.

I wish for a hoagie

 

[Sensi]

You will have one but then notice a very long hair inside it. eeeewwww

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[lou2099]

Jerry The King Lawler used to use "puppies" as a euphemism for breasts. So now you only have one breast.

I wish I could be at the Pop Tarts Store in Times Square.

 

[NHawk19]

Your there but they closed the shutters and locked up 5 mins before and you cant stay


I wish Sensi would change her avatar again and again and again

 

[Sensi]

She will but then others will begin to hate her for it and she will cry.

I wish I would change my avy everyday like I do in the other place.

 

[NHawk19]

She will but then others will begin to hate her for it and she will cry


I wish all the children of the world would come together and sing in peace and harmony.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but after they sing a space ship arrives and blows up the Earth.


I wish I had a cat.

 

[Sensi]

LOL ^

You will but it will hate you and scratch you all the time.

I wish I would actually say what I really wish sometimes.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,now everyone hates you.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Schlosser85]

World peace will happen after the nuclear apocalypse that reduces the population to tiny fractions living in small tribal communities in the wilderness knowing nothing of the wider world and giving birth to three-eyed babies.

I wish for love.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,but she is a serial killer and she kills you.


I wish for a long healthy life.

 

[Schlosser85]

You will live a long healthy life....serving a life sentence for murder since the age of 18 for a crime you did not commit. And the murderer who framed you will marry your wife and raise your children. But hey, you'll have cable!

I wish for money.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,now the IRS wants it all back.

I wish I had the ability to read minds.

 

[Schlosser85]

You get it, and find out everyone hates you and no one would care if you died. In fact, they wouldn't even notice.

I wish I could make myself invisible.

 

[Anubis]

Granted, buy you get sexually assulted to death by Mr. Hyde.


I wish I had control over time and space.

 

[Sensi]

You will but you will be old and senile and not have a clue to know what to do with it.

I wish I could move.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Granted,your neighbors are all zombies that would like to eat some of your brains.

I wish it was June 17,so I can finally see The Green Lantern Movie.