Corrupt a Super Power: whats the worst that can happen?

[MissMarvelous]

h don't put it in there... ok well I'm going to go over here now.

Why not? It could have magical results... y'all just watch! Now you see it, now you don't. TA-DAAA

Granted, now the "Little Women" movie is a spin-off of The Expendables.

The superpower to convert old furniture into brand-new furniture by clapping my hands! Y'all see what I can do when I'm invited to a birthday party... YOU GET BRAND-NEW FURNITURE!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

The sound of your claps randomly turn priceless works of historical artifacts into modern versions, the antique industry collapses,the Smithsonian closes, elderly British men are found sobbing in their new wardrobes.

With the snap of my fingers I can negate the effects of recreational drugs forever.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Nah, dude... I can't allow that. No. I'd cut your fingers. Unless you negate the effects of recreational drugs on certain people... that, I can do.

The superpower to mute people indefinitely.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

People who are muted are also paused, when they are unmuted they age all at once twice as long as they were paused.

Decorate my body with tattoos, bring them to life at will, direct them to do my bidding.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Every time they "go back" into your body, it's as f you were getting them tattoed yet again. That's painful AF, I know that very well.

The superpower to play little naughty pranks at people and get away with them.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Mister Mxyzptlk called and wants his power back.

The power to make people chew their food 32 times before swallowing, with their mouths closed, using conservative bites. Freaking A, people can be disgusting creatures.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Their food turns into slimy thingies, just pray that they don't try to speak while chewing... omg, that's disgusting goo.

The power to make people fart. HARD.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Point and Boom! Nothing left but a foul-smelling cloud.

The ability to cure mental illness using a Vulcan-like Mind Meld.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, just be careful where you put those hands

The power to corrupt balanced systems.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Granted, just be careful where you put those hands

Chaos theory runs rampant through the universe, the laws of physics goes wild! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

The power to encapsulate someone in a clear energy sphere and shoot them into deep space.

 

[MissMarvelous]

The power to encapsulate someone in a clear energy sphere

Up to this point I was "me me me! Pick me, pick me" but the shooting part, me not likey.

The power to open the fridge and find my mum's food.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Every day your fridge is stocked with leftovers made by your Mom, lots and lots of leftovers, and you have until the sun sets to eat them or they will decay into toxic garbage and befoul your fridge and kitchen.

Ability to attune my physical senses to abstract senses-- ie. to see the truth, hear intentions, taste irony, smell danger, feel the future.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but is that danger or a fart?????

The power to switch people's minds into animals... and animal's mind into people. MUEEHEHEHEHEHE

 

[Rozen Thorne]

As if people weren't dumb enough already, well at least they will be a lot less judgemental and hate-y.

I'd like to project my consciousness into old movies as my own custom character and live their stories.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but you just have to stick to the script -every single movie-, after a while you just know what will happen... way too predictable!

The power to bring characters from films into real life. Something like Roger Rabbit:

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Some of those little buggers are weapons of mass destruction, like Taz... chaos on a global scale.

Turn everyone in a 10 miles radius into Sims for me to decide what they do.

 

[MissMarvelous]

HEHEHE just do it. I love it... I can imagine this happening quite frequently.

The power to stole people's skills!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

The usual happens, every new skill you steal you lose one of your old ones.

I'd like bio-organic nanites constantly regenerating my cells, improving my body, but not past peak human capacity, I saw that episode of The Outer Limits!

 

[MissMarvelous]

granted but the amount of energy your body consumes it's humongous! You get the munchies all the time, even when you are... doing number two.

The Power to get inside cool music videos! Even LIVE ones.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

A side effect is your body glitches out like in the A-ha video Take On Me, depending on the cinematography in each video you visit.

Able to clone something I touch (perfect clone down to the sub-atomic level)

 

[MissMarvelous]

Careful! Those clones have no soul... and wait! Is that an army of you????? Where are they all going?

The power to make people do what they are are actually thinking about. Nasty.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

{ evil laughing intensifies } That's perfect how it is.

This is kind of in the same vein as that, able to make people wank by snapping my fingers.

 

[MissMarvelous]

ehhehe ok.

The power to make people whoop other people's a**. Chain-like.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

This stuff is contagious so now the world looks like the Church Fight scene in Kingsman: the Secret Service.

Able to renew an object back to it's original condition, like if a pen runs out of ink, bam! more ink.

 

[MissMarvelous]

what's with you and the refilling?

The Power to change a movie as I please. While paying.