Corrupt a Super Power: whats the worst that can happen?

[Rozen Thorne]

You can bring back any dead person, but like Pet Cemetery they come back... not quite the same.

The ability to manifest money out of thin air.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Ok, you can do it only with thin air.

I wish I had the superpower to make my cat not to jump and bite me.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Your cat now is very loving toward you, and activates insta-kill toward every other thing on Earth.

My favorite coat has a portal to the Dark Dimension.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Your coat is made from my black boots, and I have small feet so I hope you can fit in there.

I wish I could change my hair colour everyday, magically.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

A side effect from your hair changing color is your eyes change to the same color.

Ability to throw the Lightning Bolts of Zeus

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, but Zeus doe not like that.

the ability to be able to foresee people's future.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You can see their future up to the point where they die, but if you say anything about it it changes the future.

Give people temporary superpowers.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Since you don't know which superpower you are actually giving them nor if they will use it for the good... You end up by not giving them any.

The ability of having the dishes done with the blink of an eye.

 

[Iceman]

Since you don't know which superpower you are actually giving them nor if they will use it for the good... You end up by not giving them any.

The ability of having the dishes done with the blink of an eye.

All the dirt from the dishes ends up in the back of your pants.

The ability to eat 15 big macs simultaneously and within 40 seconds.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

After you shotgun that many bigmacs you get supercharged for an hour then fall into a food coma for 6 hours.

The ability to cure plants and animals of any disease or harm.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Done, now you know a lot about forestry and you are also a vet. No superpower needed.

I wish I had the ability to clean the oceans along with Aquaman.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Ooops, the toxins in the oceans you were helping Arthur with have made your skin highly sensitive, you can now only wear the skimpiest swimsuits from the lightest possible materials.

Instant transmission travel.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Like the one I already own? :P

It only works with short distances, so good luck transporting yourself across the ocean.

The ability to actually understand fans

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Every oscillating fan you pass by tells you their sad tale of turning one way then back the other way and then back to the first way and back the other way.

When insulted I gain the power to issue an "Epic Burn"™

 

[MissMarvelous]

That's so fan, poor fans. Poor fans to the right. Poor fans to the left. Poor fans to the right.

Why would you want to issue a magazine named "epic burn" everytime someone calls you names?

The ability to find something interesting on the TV before my food gets cold.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Would you like a solid gold life-sized dragon instead? Because even the Superpower Genie can't swing that one.

Emotional manipulation.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Ok, I could do with the gold dragon.


That's being a mum, so... Hi mum!

The ability to have good luck just like Domino from Deadpool 2

 

[Rozen Thorne]

And just like Stan Lee's Lucky Man all that good luck turns into bad luck for the people in your life.

Ability to close my eyes and see out of anyone's eyes anywhere.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Sorry, that ability is already taken by Bran Stark or how I like to call him: the Bluetooth guy.

The ability to turn **** into diamonds.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

In order to not crash the diamond market you can only turn up to 6 ounces of **** per month.

Instantly make someone fall asleep from any distance.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

The ability to turn people into unicorns.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Unicorns again go on the endangered species list as poachers go after them for their magic horn.

The ability to know what's wrong with something and how to fix it.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Granted, you are now Jesus or something similar. People from all around the world go to you for you to fix it.

Seeing through people's clothes.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

You see right through their clothing fibers deep into the microverse, revealing many strange wonders.

Turning the outer layer of skin to various materials, like Colossus.

 

[MissMarvelous]

The thing is that you cannot reverse the change, so now you are pure gold and people want a piece of you.

The ability to hear music instead of my boss yealing.