Corrupt A Wish

[Bruce Banner]

I wish the person above me would give us a wish to corrupt

 

[al35077]

oops. he does give you a wish.
but it sucks


I wish I had cable.

 

[Karelia]

Granted, but the only channels you get are... Lifetime...and OXYGEN...!!!!!

I wish I had a cheeseburger.

 

[RootBeerMaster]

Granted but its 2 months Old.


I wish I had a RootBeer.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Yikes you really love Rootbeer

You will get a rootbeer the last rootbeer bottle on earth after the zombies take over after nuclear fallout. You pop the cap of a IBC Root Beer bottle only to find that inside its radioactive. You enjoy the last bottle but it came with a life ending price.


I wish I could move away, become a great writer and rub it in the locals faces if I ever return.

 

[al35077]

You become a great writer.....
of cheesy romance novels

I wish i had a Dodge Challenger R/T

 

[Sensi]

You will have it and it will be a beautiful model you set on your desk.

I wish to have something funny to laugh about.

 

[Harls]

You will but realize you can't stop laughing... ever!

I wish my body didn't hurt

 

[al35077]

It will stop hurting but you will no longer be able to feel anything.


i wish my car didnt suck

 

[BlueLightning]

Your car wont suck, your car will blow... in pieces.

I wish to have the ability to read people minds.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will be able to read peoples minds but it will all be spoken in Mayan.



I wish that I wasn't working in a bizarre mountain town.

 

[Sensi]

You want be. You will be working in a bizarre village in the valley.

I wish I could find fun again.

 

[al35077]

You find fun again by skydiving.
unfortunately your parachute fails.

I wish my wish corruptions weren't so lame

 

[Sensi]

They won't be lame. They will just be obnoxious.

I wish today would hurry up and be over

 

[al35077]

I thought being obnoxious was the point of the thread lol
the day will hurry up and be over but so will every other day for the rest of your life

i wish i had an HDTV

 

[Sensi]

LOL

I wished you had made a wish

 

[al35077]

fixed in an edit

 

[Sensi]

You will have it but won't have the money to buy cable or satellite

I wish I never knew anyone who thinks they know everything.

 

[al35077]

You never knew anyone like that. But you become that way yourself.

I wish i wasnt a noob.

 

[Sensi]

You won't be because you are banned.

I wish I could have skipped this year.

 

[Bruce Banner]

You will have skipped this year 2010 will be over. Life 2011 and onward will get worse. And Unbearable to the point that any situation makes you feel like your gonna jump right out of your skin. You'll then find out the last good bit of your life would have been available in the remainder of 2010.


I wish that the when I finish my novel and it gets published it would have some sort of impact on society.

 

[Harls]

It does, but it has such an impact that you are universally known to the point where you can't go to the supermarket to get some milk and bread because you will be mobbed, and people break into your house and are obsessed with you forever and ever - and not all of them are your fans.

I wish everything tasted yummy!

 

[al35077]

Everything tastes yummy
but you get addicted to the yummy new taste of garlic and cant stop eating it. unfortunately it still smells the same and all your friends dont want to be around you becuase you smell like pure garlic

I wish that i lived on the beach.

 

[Sensi]

You will live on a beach but it will be right in the path of every hurricane and your life will always be filled with stress and worry.

I wish this weekend would go by quickly.

 

[Bruce Banner]

The weekend will go by really quick. The grim reaper then makes a house call in a rather relaxed fashion. He mentions how strange it is that your taking the express lane to come and see him. He ends up having coffee with you for a hour along with small talk about the weather and how he is sick of humidity and people freaking out when they see him on his day off. He leaves and tells you he will see you monday.


I wish that I didn't feel lost when thinking about the future