Crappiest Horror Movie Remake?

[JackBauer]

Wicker Man was crap, but at least it had some great comedy value.

 

[Kritish]

It's sad when the Dawn of the Dead remake is the best thing on there. Oh and Rob Zombie's Halloween isn't out yet.

 

[Kakihara]

It's sad when the Dawn of the Dead remake is the best thing on there. Oh and Rob Zombie's Halloween isn't out yet.

I liked Dawn of the Dead too. I was just trying to be impartial. I forgot a handful of others and put One Missed Call up there too-that's not coming out until 08, sorry. I had got some bad info on that one.

Oh, and Halloween is going to be out soon, so there should be reviews of it on here...maybe

 

[Mr. Credible]

wow, whoever voted for the night of the living dead remake (i won't point any fingers) is a 'tard.

that's one of the greatest horror movies, let alone one of the best remakes ever done.

 

[Kakihara]

And the movies I missed that I can remember...

Black Christmas(I'm told it was a remake)
The Fog
The Blob
The Thing
When a Stranger Calls
The Hitcher
and probably others...

And Pulse 2, Ring 3, a sequel to Dawn of the Dead and One Missed Call are in the works. And there's rumors of another Chainsaw Massacre and Grudge movie.

 

[Warhammer]

Um...why does Dawn of the Dead remake have votes?
How can anybody on the face of the planet consider that the crappiest one on that poll?

 

[CFE]

Dawn of the Dead
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Hills Have Eyes

These three have no place on this list...

and god willing I can add Halloween to those three when it comes out.

And you already know you forgot "The Hitcher" and "Black Christmas" which are considerably worse than the three mentioned...

CFE

 

[DeaDheaD]

I know Hostel isnt a remake, but I nominate that for the massive amounts of ******ation in it.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Psycho

 

[Midnhtsun]

How can Dawn of the Dead have more votes than psycho? Did everyone forget about the psycho remake that remake was just crap!

 

[DorkyFresh]

It's sad when the Dawn of the Dead remake is the best thing on there.

then why did you vote for it? you're supposed to be voting for the CRAPPIEST remake...




...the people (purposefully) voting Dawn of the Dead need to have their heads examined. that's one of the best movies on this list. if i could revise this list i would take Dawn of the Dead off...

 

[Warhammer]

The Wicker Man takes this.
Btw, this right here sums up the film.

 

[Bishop2]

I love it when he totally ****ing ownz Leelee Sobieski. EAT LOAFER.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

how in the hell is the 90's night of living dead up there. even romero says it improves on his film

 

[strikezone89]

I love Elisha Cuthbert but nothing could save HOUSE OF WAX.

i dont know it was tight seeing paris hilton getting killed.
lol

 

[strikezone89]

my bad double post

 

[ToddIsDead]

how in the hell is the 90's night of living dead up there. even romero says it improves on his film

Agreed. I rank it higher than the original. Definitely the best one on there, followed by the Dawn remake.

 

[Arcturus]

I vote Psycho, but I also hated House of Wax, that was utterly awful.

 

[Kakihara]

It's impartial!! I tried to include everything, including remakes I even liked! And YES-I forgot a few, but I'm not going to make another thread.

 

[Bat Attack]

I'm really looking forward to Rob Zombie's Halloween. For me, The Devil's Rejects redeemed him from the crap that was "House of 1000 Corpses".

 

[deathshead2]

Dawn of the Dead
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Hills Have Eyes

These three have no place on this list...

and god willing I can add Halloween to those three when it comes out.

And you already know you forgot "The Hitcher" and "Black Christmas" which are considerably worse than the three mentioned...

CFE

How could anyone like the hills have eyes. There was nothing good about it.

 

[The Shredder]

I'm really looking forward to Rob Zombie's Halloween. For me, The Devil's Rejects redeemed him from the crap that was "House of 1000 Corpses".

I kinda liked RZ's House of a Thousand Corpses, most due to Sid Haig. But yeah, Rejects was a great improvement.

 

[AhabTheArab]

i thought texas chainsaw was the worst. easily. and i dont think halloween will be good, but im a sucker for killers in masks.

 

[GoldGoblin]

The Hills Have Eyes 2 remake really sucks.

 

[TwilightPro101]

then why did you vote for it? you're supposed to be voting for the CRAPPIEST remake...




...the people (purposefully) voting Dawn of the Dead need to have their heads examined. that's one of the best movies on this list. if i could revise this list i would take Dawn of the Dead off...

When it comes down to it DAWN is a remake in name only. They flat out ignored Romero's rules and didn't even have any of the characters from the original hence why it's on the list. It's more of a bad homage. DAY OF THE DEAD the remake will be joining that list soon enough.

Break Romero's rules, it's not a remake. Simple as that.