Crazy things you did when you were drunk

[knowsbleed]

I've woken up in different dorms before. Waking up and not knowing where you are is a ****ty feeling. I've woken up in downtown New Orleans on a street corner before and I didn't know where I was...and someone had put a coat on me...I must've looked like a bum.

 

[Kritish]

I've woken up in different dorms before. Waking up and not knowing where you are is a ****ty feeling. I've woken up in downtown New Orleans on a street corner before and I didn't know where I was...and someone had put a coat on me...I must've looked like a bum.

Did you keep the coat?

 

[knowsbleed]

no...it was a women's coat (I think) and I was more worried about my wallet, cell phone and making sure my sphincter wasn't sore.

 

[Kritish]

no...it was a women's coat (I think) and I was more worried about my wallet, cell phone and making sure my sphincter wasn't sore.

I would have still kept it. But then again the sanctity of ones sphincter is placed above all else.

 

[knowsbleed]

Yeh...that night it was LI iced teas at the strip club followed up by hand grenades at around 2am. Then poof...I woke up at 7am and all my friends were gone.

 

[Kritish]

Yeh...that night it was LI iced teas at the strip club followed up by hand grenades at around 2am. Then poof...I woke up at 7am and all my friends were gone.

Could have been worse, you could have passed out in San Francisco.

 

[knowsbleed]

I've been drunk there too.

 

[bullets]

I've been drunk there too.

at a gay bar?

 

[knowsbleed]

if that flams your boyant then I have no problem letting you think that.


but in actuality no, we were just clubbing at this really damn crowded club. Wet t-shirt contest I think. Girls in cages. I forget the name of the club...across the street from the Justice League I think.

or maybe it was the jusice league...its been so long.

 

[bullets]

i was in a foam party in mallorca and almost suffocated. i was coughing bubble son the cab ride from the club

 

[Crowforge]

Drink honey

 

[Kritish]

I've been drunk there too.

Your anus was present and accounted for at all times right?

 

[knowsbleed]

Your anus was present and accounted for at all times right?

Yes it was...thanks for caring

 

[Kritish]

Yes it was...thanks for caring

Be careful out there.

 

[bullets]

he had the justice league to protect him

 

[Kritish]

he had the justice league to protect him

We all know the orientation of "the man of steel".

 

[knowsbleed]

Its a club you buttheads

 

[bullets]

Its a club you buttheads

yeah a club of muscular men in spandex who wear their underwear on the outside

 

[knowsbleed]

 

[Shuley]

i've never been drunk before so i don't have any stories to tell

 

[C.F. Kane]

Uh... kissed a few people, copped a major feel, sang, recited a Neil Gaiman short story...

 

[Sugarculted]

Not done many crazy things myself...to be honest.
But, people do things to me. Last night I got drunk, and a friend of mine decided it was a good idea to microwave my shoe.
The funniest night out though, is when a friend of mine spent around £100 on his own drinks. We were so completely out of it on the way home, I'm pretty sure we scared the taxi driver.
Once we got to the top of the hill from the house, he ordered the car to stop...and he passed out. Dragged him inside, and I sat down to watch Ace Ventura.
After we had taken him to bed, we heard a massive 'thump' from upstairs. We found him naked, in the toilets...passed out, yet again. So what do we do?
Get a permanent marker, write all over him...and post the images on various websites.
Including the Hype, but it didn't go down too well.
He had a wedding to goto the next day...haha.

 

[Eggyman]

Last night I got really drunk and asked the barmaid if she fancied going halves on a ba$tard -- tame, I know.

So, after I got kicked out of the bar for gettin 'too rowdy' I bought a tramp a hotdog and went on to some clubs . . . snippets of memory from then on.

 

[arachnid-guy]

Dance.

Only when extremlely drunk.

Same. Sometimes it gets to the point where I lose all memory of my whiteness and think I'm Usher.

 

[Eggyman]

I don't dance, but when I'm drunk I jump.