Cryptozoology, Urban Legends And Paranormal Thread

[Piper Maru]

He'll use Miracle Whip if you say Man Of Steel and you can have a nice Kansas Cucumber Salad, you'll watch Man Of Steel and get your money back. It's rare, but it happens. The legend of Chimera House is ever changing.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This Chimera House convo needs to be TIVO'd.

 

[Piper Maru]

I think we've just gotten the basic premise for American Horror Story season 5, titled "Chimera House". There will be 13 episodes corresponding to the 13 floors.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I think the folks behind Chimera House are actually taking notes from the thread.
"A dude with a cucumber and mayo on the 13th floor torturing people to a Brandon Routh movie? Now THAT is sick."

 

[Piper Maru]

The protagonist will be Henry as portrayed by Henry Cavill, who is trying to solve the mystery of Chimera House.

 

[Guts]

Once he gets to the 13th floor, Sawyer doesn't even ask him any questions. He just goes straight for the cucumbers and mayo.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The protagonist will be Henry as portrayed by Henry Cavill, who is trying to solve the mystery of Chimera House.

You didn't just make that up. You just hacked Sawyer's fan fiction file. Or his Stalking File. Maybe both, there's a lot of crossover between the two.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Once he gets to the 13th floor, Sawyer doesn't even ask him any questions. He just goes straight for the cucumbers and mayo.

Where's an ARCHER "Phrasing" gif when you need it?

PS: Henry going straight for Sawyer's Cucumber and Mayo, works on SO many levels.

 

[Piper Maru]

*Ahem*

Anyways, to get back onto topic....

Sightings - The Ghost Report
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Oooooooh spooky!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It feels like Jonathan Frakes should have been the host of that video for some reason.

 

[Piper Maru]

Top 10 Haunted Cemeteries
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[Aesop Rocks]

haunted cemeteries are boring tbh where the haunted sidewalks at

 

[Piper Maru]

haunted cemeteries are boring tbh where the haunted sidewalks at

Or better yet haunted phone booths?!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

don't you dare patronize me

 

[Piper Maru]

don't you dare patronize me

Shut up and take your patronizing.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

okay papi

 

[Piper Maru]

okay papi

okie dokie artichokie

 

[DarkSentinel]

Creepy Clowns Appear Across Bakersfield

 

[Guts]

I thought those clowns were simply just a prank, so I don't see anything paranormal or cryptid about them.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Could be a rakshasa

 

[Piper Maru]

Could be a rakshasa

What is a rakshasa?

 

[DarkSentinel]

You don't know about rakshasas? Fail.

It's an Indian (NOT Native American, Indian Indian ) shapeshifting creature that feeds on human flesh.

 

[Piper Maru]

I'm sorry about the rakshasas, can you ever forgive me?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Maybe.

But will Cthulhu?

 

[Piper Maru]

I'm so scared right now, I hope a rakshasas doesn't attack me.