World Daily Diaries

[FRUITY]

ah, so you're just like all of my other girlfriends.
they all want me to be a ****. for real.

Please........ I was planning on running an exclusive boutique style brothel with you as my star ****e. A girl gotta make a living.

 

[newwaveboy87]

i'll do it.
i mean..................HOW DARE YOU!!

 

[FRUITY]

It wasn't a question, it's an order.

I'll take 90% of the profit (minus tax), you can keep 10% and what's left of the lubricant.

 

[newwaveboy87]

no dice.
i play hardball.
i want 40% of the gross profits (minus tax), any and all tips, and what's left of the lubricant.

 

[FRUITY]

Get yourself a full body wax and it's a deal.

 

[newwaveboy87]

i'll wax certain parts of my body, but i refuse to do my legs.

 

[FRUITY]

But the legs are the most vital part. Hot pants doesn't look quite as flattering as it is with hairy legs

 

[newwaveboy87]

we need to have some serious wardrobe discussions as well.

you picked the wrong fairy to play hardball with girlie.

 

[FRUITY]

In the prostitution industry, sex sells. You gotta do what you gotta do, and that includes wearing hot pants and a dog collar.

 

[newwaveboy87]

hot pants? no.
dog collar? **** yeah!

 

[FRUITY]

Fine then. G-string

 

[newwaveboy87]

i'll wear underneath my tight emo-boy pants.

i am willing to wear a corset and an obscene amount of eyeliner.

 

[FRUITY]

You drive a hard bargain. It's a deal.




Fool, you just handed your soul to the devil.

 

[newwaveboy87]

you're not the devil.
you're just practice.

 

[FRUITY]

Oh no. I never implied that I am. I am Her personal assistant. I do most of Her jobs.

 

[newwaveboy87]

really?
i always suspected you were a demi-Kira.

now i know you really are.

 

[FRUITY]

Duh. It's obvious. I guess you were too distracted by Ryan to notice.

 

[newwaveboy87]

sure....by Ryan......

 

[FRUITY]

Well......Ryan, Chris and Jason Jr. They're part of Her plan

 

[newwaveboy87]

who's Jason Jr?

 

[FRUITY]

Funny you say that. You visit him often.

 

[newwaveboy87]

....i do?

 

[04nbod]

*thinking of new wave boy in a dog collar and curses god that hes gay*

 

[newwaveboy87]

you know what i look like?

 

[04nbod]

no but i have a pretty good image in my head from your posts- its...interesting and probably highly offensive