Transformers Dane Cook?

[K.B.]

Let me start off by saying that I HATE Dane Cook with the passion of the Christ.

I know he had signed up for this film and left in a huff because Bay refused to let him write a scene in which he fights his own car, but who was he supposed to play? And what place in the movie did he have?


I'd have to say thats my ulitimate favorite thing about this movie...NO DANE COOK.

 

[DieSmiling]

I know he had signed up for this film and left in a huff because Bay refused to let him write a scene in which he fights his own car, but who was he supposed to play? And what place in the movie did he have?

...what...?

 

[K.B.]

You didn't know about this?

 

[DieSmiling]

You didn't know about this?

No, I didn't start really following this movie until a few months ago. What do you mean, fight his own car? Like, he fights a Transformer?

 

[xwolverine2]

i hate that freakin moron

 

[Goodfellas]

he is the unfunniest dude alive



honestly all he does is go up there and say random **** thats it

than talks about some serious gay **** like how he masterbates and stuff



theres a reason why he never got famous till last year.... al those years he was never goodf!


look athim now


hes just now getting famous and hes almost 40 years old!!!

thats ****ing pitiful

 

[Drizzle]

I remember he was supposed to be in the movie at one point. I'm guessing he was supposed to be the cop that interrogates Sam in the beginning. The "Fiddy Cent" cop.

 

[DFear331]

hes just now getting famous and hes almost 40 years old!!!

thats ****ing pitiful

better than not getting famous at all =)

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

hes just now getting famous and hes almost 40 years old!!!

thats ****ing pitiful

Worked well for Sam Jackson.

 

[Retroman]

I had no idea he was supposed to be in the film. Here's an article (thanks to Jake to Prevail from imdb) from the LAist.com:

6:34 - Dane Cook visits us in the Blogghetto. Despite my lack of interest in his comedy, he seems like a laid back, personable dude. Even though I like capping on him, I really don't dislike him. He gamely answers questions, revealing why he won't be in the upcoming Transformers movie. "I know this is going to sound like complete balderdash," he says, "but the reason I'm not in Transformers is because I really wanted to be in a scene with a Transformer. But due to time and budget constraints, the director, Michael Bay, told me that couldn't happen. So I said, if I can't be in a scene WITH a Transformer, I just want to be a fan!" He reveals that his shirt did not cost $600, that in fact it probably cost about $17.50. It looks like he's telling the truth.

http://www.laist.com/2007/06/03/dane_cook_visit.php

....and heres a pic of him at the premiere.

http://us.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/6237/Events/6237/DaneCook_Eric_14455533_400.jpg.html

 

[xwolverine2]

still dont like him

lol

 

[K.B.]

Yeah I heard it was cuz he wanted to be in a scene with Prime and to fight his own car.

Thank god Bay kiboshed that.

 

[TheCaptain22555]

Worked well for Sam Jackson.

Huh? He's been famous for years... I had never heard about Dane Cook being part of this movie, thank goodness he pulled out of it. He gets annoying.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

I would pay to see Dane Cook getting stomped on by Megatron.

 

[dudeman25]

I would pay to see Dane Cook getting stomped on by Megatron.

Dane Cook should've been the dude Megatron flicked during the final battle...

Megatron: Disgusting! (flick)
Dane Cook: AAAAAAAHHHH (thud)

 

[nosebleed.]

Dane cook is so unfunny in movies. In his standup he has his moments...but his movies blow ass. So I'm pretty glad that he wasn't in the final movie.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

That's just what this movie needed, Dane Cook

 

[Lando81]

It wouldve been cool to see Megatron flick his character. IMO

 

[xwolverine2]

i dont like bernie mac but i gotta say i was extremely surprised with how funny he was...

thats the funniest hes ever been..hands down

 

[Wolfwood]

Here's hoping they can work him in in the sequel.

 

[dudeman25]

Dane Cook should've been the dude Megatron flicked during the final battle...

Megatron: Disgusting! (flick)
Dane Cook: AAAAAAAHHHH (thud)

It wouldve been cool to see Megatron flick his character. IMO

already made that point dude, but it's nice to see someone else shares my opinion t:

 

[nightbringer]

Dane Cook is hilarious, I don't know what all the hate is about.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Guess you guys have never heard Dane's joke about naming his kids after Transformers

 

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

One of his few funny jokes.

OPTIMUS!!!! Commander COBRA!!!

 

[Nathan]

"Optimus Prime, come here for a second, I wanna talk to you. Come here, you sit next to Megatron. We're gonna have a little chit chat right here."