Darthphere Banned!?! (No he wasn't, it was only a dream)

[NewYorkSpider]

I think Darthphere deserves his appreciation thread. Everybody talks about him.

 

[Shemtov]

I'm not a man who considers his dreams to be meaningful beyond my brain's way of stretching during long periods of sleep, but last night I feel as though I might have had a precognitive dream... You decide.

So at first I was at home. I was watching TV and eating Doritos. Nacho cheese. Suddenly, like Jesus came back and he was living next door my wife barged into the room. She told me that I needed to see the next door neighbor's baby and that it was a holy genius child and that I would have to kneel before it. I declined saying that I would not submit to worship of this child. I went next door and did not kneel. The child played Nirvana for us on a toy piano.

I went back home and made myself a cup of coffee and sat at my computer. I logged on to the Hype and read a sticky thread at the top of EVERY SINGLE PAGE. It was from Immortal announcing that Darthphere had been banned and that it was a decision that weighed down the "mod council" heavily but ultimately they decided it was a long time coming.

I cried.

Then I awoke, halfway rested with images of babies playing pianos. I logged onto the Hype, just to see... Darthphere wasn't banned. The neighbors had no magical or holy child. I was relaxed.

Today I can't shake this dream from my head. Tell me, if you would, do you think I'm precognitive or that I just spend way too much time on the Hype considering I dream about it?

Go see Honey Vibe......her psychialogical evaluation of your dreams are usaully accurate.