Dating when overweight

[Ronny Shade]

If I were overweight, I wouldn't date until I was in good shape.


Actually, I'm not overweight and I still don't date.

 

[Cyclops]

Overweight and morbidly obese are two different things entirely. I'd date an overweight woman. I wouldn't date a morbidly obese woman.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Overweight and morbidly obese are two different things entirely. I'd date an overweight woman. I wouldn't date a morbidly obese woman.

I knew a guy who was married to a morbidly obese woman, I think from our brief conversations he knocked her up -- I have no explanation for this -- he wanted me to train her, but a las he never contacted me again about it.

 

[deemar325]

I'm scarred for life, I'll never touch a big woman ever again.

 

[Ronny Shade]

aren't you married?

 

[deemar325]

aren't you married?

Yep, I'm talking about my early 20s. I was young and horny, so sue me.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

aren't you married?

Married people can touch other women, just so long as they don't get caught.

 

[deemar325]

Married people can touch other women, just so long as they don't get caught.

LOL! I wish!

I'm married to a Mexicano woman, she's stalked me before we got married and can smell another woman from a mile away.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

*whipssh!*

 

[deemar325]

*whipssh!*

I think she's former CIA.

 

[War Lord]

If I were overweight, I wouldn't date until I was in good shape.


Actually, I'm not overweight and I still don't date.

Then get fat and you'll have a goal to shoot for.

 

[War Lord]

LOL! I wish!

I'm married to a Mexicano woman, she's stalked me before we got married and can smell another woman from a mile away.

That's no big deal, all dogs can do that.

 

[Anita18]

Fat girls fail at the female job of being pretty to look at.

*gack*

I'm going to back away, slowly. Or...not. *runs*

But when it comes to something like body weight a thinner person won't necessarily date someone who's overweight; so the question is...if a person is overweight do they automatically have to date someone who's overweight also?

Let me put my own situation this way: my entire family is stick thin. My parents were the thinnest members of their respective families and they've apparently produced skinny genes, considering how thin my sister and I are. I'm a bit too familiar about putting my head onto bony shoulders and hugging tiny, bony people. When I started dating someone who was chubby (but not unhealthily so), I thought his tummy was the best thing ever. Yes, honestly. I LOVED that tummy. He was always very self-conscious about his weight, but I really could care less as long as he was healthy, and he was. I actually don't think he believed me when I told him, but that's really the truth.

Weight doesn't matter to me as long as the guy's not morbidly obese. I'd preferably not have a guy as skinny as me (snuggling would hurt) so I'd personally love a little bit to squish. I actually don't think I'd be that much fun to cuddle. I could impale someone with my elbows, LOL.

 

[deemar325]

That's no big deal, all dogs can do that.

I hope you ment that in another way.

 

[Arby'sOvenMitt]

*gack*

I'm going to back away, slowly. Or...not. *runs*

Hahaha. Fatty.

By the way, obese people love my Beef 'n Cheddar. Arby’s lean roast beef, topped with hot cheddar cheese sauce and a special dressing cradled inside Arby’s own toasted onion bun. It's wonderful!

 

[War Lord]

I hope you ment that in another way.

You told me what a wonder sense of smell she has.

How else should she take that statement?

You should ask her.

 

[SLVRSR4]

I love bigger girls! why do most girls think that you are just playing with their emotions when what you like is someone who is a bit bigger

I wonder if that guy can open bottles with his belly button

 

[Silverstein]

I like all girls....as long as they have a pretty face, are intelligent, are not hairy and smell nice. Alright? so as long as you're human and not a skank....you rock.

 

[saiyan jedi]

I like all girls....as long as they have a pretty face, are intelligent, are not hair,have a nice body and smell nice. Alright? so as long as you're human and not a skank....you rock.

what he said

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I like all girls....as long as they have a pretty face, are intelligent, are not hairy and smell nice. Alright? so as long as you're human and not a skank....you rock.

Don't forget about the vagina.

 

[retconned]

SOME PEOPLE (USUALLY VERY THIN MALES) ACTUALLY HAVE A FAT/OBESITY FETISH, AND WON'T DATE ANYONE WHO ISN'T 3-4 TIMES THEIR SIZE.
WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE, I WORKED WITH A GUY IN THE UNIVERSITY MUSEUM, WHO WAS LIKE THAT. HE WAS KINDA CREEPY, REALLY......VERY QUITE, SKINNY, NERDY, HAD A FUNKY ODOR........THE WHOLE PACKAGE. HE WOULD BRING HIS BOOKBAG INTO WORK, AND SIT IN A CHAIR IN ONE OF THE GALLERIES AND READ/STUDY, UNTIL PEOPLE CAME IN (HE WAS A GALLERY "GUARD"). ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION, I SAW PORN MAGS WITH DISGUSTINGLY OBESE FAT WOMEN, IN HIS OPEN BOOKBAG.


TO BE FAIR, IF YOU CAN BE WITH SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS, FOR MORE THAN A FEW MINUTES......WITHOUT THROWING UP........MORE POWER TO YA.

I don't know if I should laugh or vomit, or both at the same time.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What's with the wine bottle in the NAVEL?!?

 

[Silverstein]

Seeing those pictures I take back what I said. If you look like you could eat a whole cow by yourself....Then I can not go out with you. Like everyone's a little over weight. Sure...whatever. So I wouldn't be mean to a chubby girl.

But if you look like you don't give a **** if you'll die in a year from the amount of fatass going into your face...Then you should be put in a zoo.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I can't wait to see Feed

 

[War Lord]

What's with the wine bottle in the NAVEL?!?

She just found it now. It's been missing for months.