Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

[MissMarvelous]

Dear people,

Stop eating just whatever.

Sincerely,


We had it coming

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Sci-Fi Dystopias,

Good luck trying to be realistic now.

Sincerely

All the Coronapocalypse Zombies.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear family:

Yes, I'm really spending quaran-time alone.

Sincerely,


Argh, I really need the space

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Celebrities

Shut up.

Sincerely

People too concerned with trying to survive to listen to your B.S.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear neighborhood,

C'mon! Clap like you mean it!!!

Seriously,

9pm used to be our little party

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Covid-19,

Kindly F*** Off!

Sincerely,

All Life on Earth.

 

[Zorro]

Dear whataburger

Never get rid of the party melt

Sincerely, always a happy customer!

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear friend,

Please be ok

Sincerely,


Me.

 

[Zorro]

Dear people,

Please take precautions and stay safe

Sincerely,

Me

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear myself,

You should stay away from those candies.

Sincerely,


See? Your belly hurts now!

 

[Zorro]

Dear fans in my room,

Thank you for making my room feel like a hotel/motel. I love it!

Sincerely, a ...fan..

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear fans in my room,

Thank you for making my room feel like a hotel/motel. I love it!

Sincerely, a ...fan..

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Cat,

I know you're an askhole but c'mon! Seriously?

Sincerely,


Those scratches look nasty

 

[Zorro]

Dear MissMarvelous87's kitty,

Shame shame!!

Sincerely, an observer

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Snickers Chocolate bar,

NOM NOM NOM NOM.

Sincerely,


Nom nom

 

[Zorro]

Dear heat,

Go away and let it rain a bit!

Sincerely, a mystery person

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear weather,

Don't be so cruel.

Sincerely,


The girl with the blue lips

 

[Zorro]

Dear blue lips,

How blue are you?

Sincerely, curiosity

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear curious Incognito X,

Not that blue but... My hands hurt a little.

Sincerely,


Too proud to turn the heat on

 

[Zorro]

Dear MissMarvelous87,

I'll warm up your hands..I'll thrown on a heating pad or towel on them. Should do the trick

Sincerely, you guessed it

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear incognito X,

I didn't guess anything.

Sincerely,


I'm confused now

 

[Zorro]

Dear @MissMarvelous87

Sincerely, Incogembarassed

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear incognito,

Don't be incogembarrased! If anything, I should be the one embarrassed.

Sincerely,

Me

 

[Zorro]

Dear 42 oz of ice cold water,

I appreciate you so very much!

Sincerely, a refreshed drinker

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear neighbors,

I'm sorry but if I have to clean up the house then this is the music I'll be playing.

Sincerely,


Bizarre music supporter