Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

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  1. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Lakeside Cabin,

    Thanks for all the fun.

    Sincerely,

    A guy that needed relaxation.
     
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  2. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Stomach,

    Why so upset lately?}

    Sincerely,


    Wait until period comes muehehe
     
  3. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Women of the World,

    Never mention periods again.

    Sincerely,

    All weirded-out men.
     
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  4. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear friend,

    I thought you would be used to it by now. At least I don't use the cup and get all artsy with the content.

    Sorry,


    TMI, I know!
     
  5. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Brain,

    Why can't you come eqipped with a Ctrl+Alt+Delete option?

    Sincerely,

    People that wish to unsee that which cannot be unseen.
     
  6. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Brain,

    I want that too!

    Sincerely,


    I was just looking for "how does the cup work?" and then it appeared... the bloody art.
     
  7. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Libido,

    Stop thinking about that friend of your brother.

    Sincerely,

    A fella that wants to be able to concentrate on stuff.
     
  8. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Rozen,

    What if you actually give yourself a break and have a date?

    Sincerely,


    Just WHAT IF. Not stirring the pot.
     
  9. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    At this rate they're going to label you an industrial blender. :D:
     
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  10. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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  11. Zorro IncognitoX

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    Dear ice in my cup of water,

    You melted way too quickly

    Sincerely,

    Refill Man
     
  12. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Sunday,

    You go too fast, slow down.

    Sincerely,

    People that want to enjoy the day.
     
  13. Daltonio Avi Arad's Sidekick

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    Dear people who are still telling Chuck Norris jokes in 2020,

    Please continue telling Chuck Norris jokes.

    Sincerely,
    A person who still enjoys Chuck Norris jokes.
     
  14. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Biofilm, Inc.

    Many thanks for inventing such an excellent product.

    Sincerely,

    People that like to have fun.
     
  15. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear lazy as$ me:

    You'll regret it later.

    Sincerely,


    The not so lazy side of you.
     
  16. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Big Fella,

    Down boy, down!! Have some fecking patience.

    Sincerely,

    A guy that wants to chill out.
     
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  17. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Friday,

    You're finally here!

    Sincerely,


    I missed you.
     
  18. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Lawyer Lady,

    Dang you is fine as heck!

    Sincerely,

    It's me, it's ya boi Rozen. :cool:
     
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  19. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear rush/allergies,

    Leave me alone.

    Sincerely,


    My stomach cannot handle more antihistamines
     
  20. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Marvel Animation Department,

    Make better cartoons, I am not impressed.

    Sincerely,

    A Marvel fan sick of DC animation kicking butt.
     
  21. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Past-me,

    You should have said "no" to that family gathering.

    Sincerely,


    Most probably would test positive.
     
  22. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Future Me,

    Jealous of all the fun you're having ya dog azz rat.

    Sincerely,

    The past you that did all the fecking yard work.
     
  23. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    Dear Scary part of me,

    Yeah, I'm scared of electricity too but you need to learn to control that fear.

    Sincerely,

    You wouldn't be sitting in the dark, tho'
     
  24. Rozen Thorne The Right Hand of Krayt

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    Dear Chris Evans,

    Impressive, most impressive.

    Sincerely,

    A random size queen.
     
  25. MissMarvelous87 Aliens!

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    I've read about that, but Didn't get the chance to see the pic or the D :p
     

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