Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

[Zorro]

Dear headache,

Please go away!

Sincerely,

Someone having a rough morning

 

[redmarvel]

Dear Covid,

Please go away!

Sincerely,

Everyone that likes meeting people.

 

[Zorro]

Dear ice in my cup,

Please don't melt so fast!

Sincerely,

Thirsty man that wants water with coldness

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear life

feck off

sincerely

whatever

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear PMS,

Why are you being so cruel?

Sincerely,


Cried over an exploded cheese sandwich

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear BLM,

If Black lives matter so much to you then stop killing your own people!

Sincerely,

People with common sense.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Karens of the World,

You're just misunderstood.

Sincerely,


Sometimes I'm a little Karen myself.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear World-Ending Meteor,

Hurry up!

Sincerely

Everyone tired of this nonsense.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Dear chocolate

Please last longer melting in my mouth

Sincerely

Not Batman

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Cold,

Sod off.

Sincerely,


A runny nose and a face mask don't mix well. Or do?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Life,

I may have been a little hard on you when I told you to feck off.

Sorry not sorry.

Sincerely

Still a little bum hurt.

 

[Zorro]

Dear breakfast deluxe from McDonald's,

I sure loved it!

Sincerely,

Someone with you gave a smile

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Easily Offended People,

Grow Up.

Sincerely,

Mature Adult Citizens

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Peaceful people,

Just speed up a little.

Sincerely,


I have nowhere to go to but I'm always in a rush

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Time,

You don't exist so stop stealing my life away.

Sincerely,

Old Man

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Sailor Moon,

I need more seasons.

Sincerely,


I know s.1 ep.1 by heart

 

[thangaran]

Dear Ron De Santis

Please lay bare naked to make love!!!

Sincerely yours always,
Thangs!!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Sun

Do your darn job and burn those viruses into ash

Sincerely

People that are sick of being sick

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear YouTube PREMIUM ad,

Go away already!

Sincerely,


Ain't nobody got money for that

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dearest Brother of Mine,

Stop trying to set me up with a date.

Sincerely

Mr. Not Over It Yet.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Brother of my buddy,

Really?

Sincerely,


Me.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dearest Brother of Mine [part 2],

Thanks for being a dude.

Sincerely

Your partner in crime.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Stomach,

I'm sorry.

Sincerely,


The burger seemed a good idea.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear American Baseball,

No one wants you back, you're too boring.

Sincerely,

Fans that don't want to waste their time at a park.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Cat,

Stop it with the parkour.

Sincerely,


Cleaning the walls is not fun