Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Tall Blonde Lady,
What a nice surprise visit, the Death by Snu Snu was awesome!
Sincerely,
A fella with a broken shillelagh.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Photoshop,

I'm not afraid of you!

Sincerely,


Maybe a little.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Spider Man No Way Home,
Please be awesome and exceed my expectations.
Sincerely
Spidey Fan since 1977

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Life,

Just a little bit longer. A lot longer.

Sincerely,

Me.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Wachowskis,
Stop trying to cash in on Keanu's popularity by making mediocre Matrix sequels.
Sincerely,
A fella not impressed with the Bill & Ted sequel.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Small Business,

Please work. Do your magic.

Sincerely,


I believed in you.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Vegas,
I'm getting tired of you. Time to find a new vacation spot.
Sincerely,
A fella tired of wasting money.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Friday,

Please get here, ASAP.

Sincerely,


A big fan.

 

[blueharvest]

Dear Catdog, please tell me how you poop

Sincerely, a younger me

 

[thangaran]

Dear Fart Power

How we harness all human and animal fart to use fuel for traveling. And if no then how we use in scented perfume. Fresh so fresh

Thank all,

 

[blueharvest]

Dear neighborhood dogs,

Please stop barking so I can get to sleep

Sincerely, someone who has to wake up early tomorrow

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Me,

Just hang in there. A little while.

Sincerely,


Picking up a fight is not an option.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear North Wind,

Chill out bro, I kind of liked that tree in my back yard. Sheesh.

Sincerely,

A fella with a lot of extra wood for the winter.

 

[blueharvest]

Dear Cold Weather,

Please go away for the next couple of months.

Sincerely,

Someone who likes taking Morning walks

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Flu,

Please leave me alone.

Sincerely,


I want to be able to breathe.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear WestJet,

Thanks for a smooth flight and lovely service and tasty noms.

Sincerely,

A Member of the Mile High Club since 1985.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Universe,

Please let it all be ok.

Sincerely,


A worried daughter

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Rainbow Bridge,

Take care of my old dog, she was a good old dog.

Sincerely,

Me and the rest of Dog Gang, one short.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dead Pet,

You're supposed to dig a hole.in the ground... not in my wall!!

Sincerely,

I'll cost me a good coin to fix that

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Coffee,

Stop wearing off so soon, I'm trying to be awake all day.

Sincerely,

A fella that has stuff to do.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear December,

Keep it up! Nice weather.

Sincerely,


It's nice of you for a change.

 

[blueharvest]

Dear caffeine,

Please wear off so I can finally go to sleep.

Sincerely,

Someone who has to go to work tomorrow

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Social Battery,

Running low again, huh?

Sincerely,


That's ok.

 

[blueharvest]

Dear Cold Weather,

Please come back. I miss you.

Sincerely,

Someone who doesn't like 70 degree weather in the final week of December.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear @blueharvest

You can have my 96.8°F if you want to.

Sincerely,


Those 70°F sound amazing right now!