Dear [BLANK], please [BLANK]

[Rozen Thorne]

Check it out, has a nice shape, good width, very pleasing to the eye.

 

[Mandon Knight]

I've read about that, but Didn't get the chance to see the pic or the D

I think if you're not 'built', a dick pic ain't gonna be an option, for most blokes, whether they are honest to that. I know us blokes make more of an issue than it actually is.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Check it out, has a nice shape, good width, very pleasing to the eye.

haha ok, I'll take your word for it! Although Ds are my thing I'm not into looking for "leaked" nudes pics.

I think if you're not 'built', a dick pic ain't gonna be an option, for most blokes, whether they are honest to that. I know us blokes make more of an issue than it actually is.

I don't think that pic was an "accident", it must have been orchestrated. It could be his, a partner's, idk.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

I think if you're not 'built', a dick pic ain't gonna be an option

This why we have photoshop

 

[MissMarvelous]

This why we have photoshop

Something like this:

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Bet that makes a heck of a chonker sandwich!

Dear Political People,

Go feck yourselves for 2 more months.

Sincerely

People who hate all this stupidity, chaos, propaganda, fake news, etc.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Back,

I have no idea why you are hurting so bad.

Sincerely,

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Entertainment Industry,

Make your horror movies as scary as horror video games.

Sincerely,

I hate scary video games I suck and die.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear weather,

Please make up your mind.

Sincerely,


Should I turn the fan on or off? Should I wear a sweater or no?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear USA

Keep your election nonsense to yourselves.

Sincerely

Every other country uninterested in your clown fiesta.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Back,

B*tch, please. Stop hurting so bad.

Sincerely,


If you don't stop I'll consider a HARD massage with the door frame.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Winter,

Why do you have to arrive so early, you icy bish?!

Sincerely,

A fella not ready for the cold and snow.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Weekend,

Please don't go
Don't go
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go
I'm begging you to stay...

Sincerely, me and the KC & The Sunshine Band

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Winter,

Do you have to be an absolute nutter every single year?!

Sincerely

A disgruntled subscriber.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Kombucha,

Sincerely,


A very confused lady.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear GF,

Sincerely,

I'll be waiting... patiently.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Friend,

Sincerely,


You re welcome.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Cops,

Try and be stupid around me.

Sincerely,

Mountain cabin dwelling Veteran.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Coworker (on leave),

When did that candy on your desk, expired?

Sincerely,


Darn it! Hope you don't mind.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Sister,

Remember to knock first before you enter the house!

Sincerely,

A fella that will call first before coming over and knocks profusely.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Baby-Cousin,

Thank you for sending me a pic of your GF's pregnancy test and telling me not to say anything.

Sincerely,


Your mum is sitting in front of me! Is like holding back my coughing in public.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear 2021,

Don't come in so hard like 2020, be a bro.

Sincerely,

7+ Billion PTSD patients.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear Back,

C'mon, dude!

Sincerely,


Everyday is the same with you, Ouch!

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Dear Bob Vila,

Lend me some of your talent with home improvement, will you mate?

Sincerely,

A fella with basic skills

 

[MissMarvelous]

Dear 2020,

Please be over.

Sincerely,


I need holidays. ASAP.