Deleted Scene from ESB

[Sam Fisher]

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No, Luke... I am your father!
Luke: No. It can't be. That's not true. That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings Luke... you know them to be true.
Luke: NOOoooo!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old.
Luke: No! ... Wait, huh?
Darth Vader: Seven years old. And what have you done? Look at yourself. No hand. No job. And you couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...
Luke: But... I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: But that was when you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed an entire Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
Luke: Well, it's not my fault...
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... Nobody loved me... waahhh wahhh!"
Luke: Shut up!
Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had already exterminated the Jedi knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.
Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... the Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!
Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.
Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine.
Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.
Darth Vader looks down after him. Darth Vader: And get a haircut!

 

[tzarinna]

Cute.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I'll give you a 95% laugh.

 

[Dan33977]

This isn't funny.

 

[black_dust]

I thought it was funny, and a little sad still made me laugh

 

[amazingfantasy15]

That was good.

 

[Wolfwood]

I liked it.

 

[uchiha_itachi]

lol i thought it was funni to,sum one shuld dub it over the actual scene

 

[huskerwebhead]

*yawn* Pretty lame. Started out OK but someone was trying too hard to be funny.

 

[Dave McFly]

kinda reminds me of this.

 

[Matt]

Haha, I liked it

 

[JackBauer]

kinda reminds me of this.

for some reason, it reminded me more of Chad Vader

 

[Roughneck]

Wow...A Robot Chicked Rip off...Nice.

 

[Roughneck]

At least Robot Chicken actually got Mark Hamill....

 

[Dave McFly]

At least Robot Chicken actually got Mark Hamill....

t: t: t: t: t: t:

 

[Avangarde]

Wasn't that great, it started off ok but went down hill.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

The internet is full of geeks who think they somehow have great wit by adding very, very basic post-modern irony to famous parts of pop culture. It annoys me every time.