Do you ever...y'know...worry about...y'know...the size of your...y'know..?

[squeekness]

I watched a documentary called the dark side of porn and they showed that if a penis is too big it can do serious damage.

It has to, I mean, those guys are HUGE. I'd be like, get that thing away from me!

 

[Captain_BluTac]

"Was it good for you, baby?"

"I think... I think I need an ambulance..."

Not it was more like

Porn Man : Okay I'm half way in
Porn Woman : Oh dear god I think I'm bleeding.

 

[Dorian Gray]

if most guys campare themselves to porn stars....then you might be suprised to learn this the women are also "actors".

 

[Captain_BluTac]

It has to, I mean, those guys are HUGE. I'd be like, get that thing away from me!

What scares you more an obscenely large **** or the Cloverfield monster.

 

[Superman79]

LOL...Wait, you're saying porn isn't real!?!?!

 

[squeekness]

Not it was more like

Porn Man : Okay I'm half way in
Porn Woman : Oh dear god I think I'm bleeding.

LOL, probably also:

If you even THINK about putting that in the rear door, I'm getting my shotgun!

 

[AndThePickles]

It has to, I mean, those guys are HUGE. I'd be like, get that thing away from me!

Lexington Steele isn't called Lex "The Impaler" for no reason

 

[Danalys]

if most guys campare themselves to porn stars....then you might be suprised to learn this the women are also "actors".

yeah but so are most women aparently

 

[squeekness]

What scares you more an obscenely large **** or the Cloverfield monster.

It would be close, lol. I suppose it's possible that I might survive being ruptured from the inside out as opposed to being you know..eaten.

 

[AndThePickles]

LOL...Wait, you're saying porn isn't real!?!?!

It's a shocking revelation; will you be able to make it through the rest of your day?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

LOL, probably also:

If you even THINK about putting that in the rear door, I'm getting my shotgun!

There was also a bit on the damage anal can do, it was gross.

 

[Dorian Gray]

LOL...Wait, you're saying porn isn't real!?!?!

Shocked?, I know...I was too.

 

[squeekness]

Lexington Steele isn't called Lex "The Impaler" for no reason

Never saw him, but I think I saw Dirk Diggler and thought that he couldn't be human.....

 

[Superman79]

It's a shocking revelation; will you be able to make it through the rest of your day?

I dunno...I just feel so...deceived

Nah, I'll be ok, I've got a date tonite, and theres a good chance I'm gettin' laid

 

[squeekness]

There was also a bit on the damage anal can do, it was gross.

Well think about it, a ruptured anus can release toxins into the bowels, not a healthy thing. It can kill you.

 

[Stotch]

I think most men overestimate how much will fit inside a woman because of porn Bruised cervixes FTL

Agreed.

*le sigh*

"Whats the matter, babe?"

"It's just...my penis isn't enormous, it's just average "

".....and i'm only a B-cup, but that doesn't bother you much, does it? "

"Good point."

 

[AndThePickles]

I dunno...I just feel so...deceived

Nah, I'll be ok, I've got a date tonite, and theres a good chance I'm gettin' laid

Yay! That's awesome. I'm happy in that department as well, because Spoons is visiting :heart:

 

[Dorian Gray]

It's a shocking revelation; will you be able to make it through the rest of your day?

Haha! I think my point was missed it goes back to what I said about performance.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

It would be close, lol. I suppose it's possible that I might survive being ruptured from the inside out as opposed to being you know..eaten.

Wimp.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Well think about it, a ruptured anus can release toxins into the bowels, not a healthy thing. It can kill you.

It can also make them, well leak.

 

[Superman79]

Yay! That's awesome. I'm happy in that department as well, because Spoons is visiting :heart:

haha...cool. ( I wondered why he wasn't online yet today)

Sounds like we're all in for a good evening

 

[AndThePickles]

Haha! I think my point was missed it goes back to what I said about performance.

I saw where you commented about male and female porn stars being actors...is that what you thought was missed? lol I would hope that anyone except for a 13 or 14 year old would realize that I was just joking with 'ole Superman...he's actually *gasp* had sex in real life!!

 

[AndThePickles]

haha...cool. ( I wondered why he wasn't online yet today)

Sounds like we're all in for a good evening

He'll probably be online soon...he's in my room and I'm at work unfortunately

 

[Dorian Gray]

I dunno...I just feel so...deceived

Nah, I'll be ok, I've got a date tonite, and theres a good chance I'm gettin' laid :up:

I had for tonight but I had to move my date tomorrow...I don't think there's a chance for any action though. She's being cautious about me....

I made a good first impression last saturday, which landed me a second date.

 

[squeekness]

He'll probably be online soon...he's in my room and I'm at work unfortunately

LOL, you two make a cute couple.