Do you ever...y'know...worry about...y'know...the size of your...y'know..?

[Dorian Gray]

Yay! That's awesome. I'm happy in that department as well, because Spoons is visiting :heart:

 

[AndThePickles]

This is not the gif thread Dorian! I do like Full Metal Panic though, assuming that's what the last one is.

 

[Superman79]

It's a penis thread, silly.

Aw, give the Va-jay-jay its equal time, after all they go together...like cookies and milk

 

[Dorian Gray]

This is not the gif thread Dorian! I do like Full Metal Panic though, assuming that's what the last one is.

Yea I know it's not. My internet humor is the suck
..and no clue actually...just have a **** loud of weird .gifs

 

[Superman79]

jsut have a **** loud of wierd .gifs

you should get that looked at by a doctor

 

[Zero_Vault]

"My decision to do porno has forced me to take my religion within: because of my job I am stronger in my relationship with God, because now I take God with me everywhere I go; if I don’t, I’ll fail. I didn’t know that God blessed me with an abnormally large penis, until i had a revelation in which Jesus told me to make porno. So I feel blessed."

I don't know who's more brainwashed, Kim Jung IL or Lexy.

He is soo going to hell and answer God's fury.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This is not the gif thread Dorian! I do like Full Metal Panic though, assuming that's what the last one is.

Indeed it is. It's Commander Testarrosa

 

[Superman79]

Care to weigh in on the subject at hand Mr. Spoons??

 

[AndThePickles]

Indeed it is. It's Commander Testarrosa

That's what I thought

 

[The Guard]

if most guys campare themselves to porn stars....then you might be suprised to learn this the women are also "actors".

Kinda makes you wonder how much of it IS acting, both onscreen and in real life. What's a normal response from a woman if it's going "well"?

Or is this one of those things that varies from person to person?

 

[Superman79]

Kinda makes you wonder how much of it IS acting, both onscreen and in real life. What's a normal response from a woman if it's going "well"?

Or is this one of those things that varies from person to person?

There are certain things womens bodys do by instinct/function that can indicate you're doing things right. As for the moaning and such...well, I'm told that verbal responses coupled with the proper corresponding physical things (say a delighted squeal + pulling you closer) are fair indication that she's not acting...but you'd have to ask the ladies for sure.

Though to an extent on both sides there is always a wee bit of acting...that's what makes it fun...

 

[AndThePickles]

Men, if you're sexually experienced at all and actually pay attention to the woman rather than just on getting your own jollies, it's pretty damn obvious if the woman is acting.

If she lays there, not moving at ALL, but still moans...that's a fair indication of acting.

If she interacts with you, that tends to mean she's enjoying herself. The vaginal signs of her pleasure are a bit too graphic for me to describe on this site lol.

 

[Fran]

Looking back on this thread, I spent waaay too much time in here.

 

[jaguarr]

Men, if you're sexually experienced at all and actually pay attention to the woman rather than just on getting your own jollies, it's pretty damn obvious if the woman is acting lol.

If she lays there, not moving at ALL, but still moans...that's a fair indication of acting lol.

If she interacts with you, that tends to mean she's enjoying herself. The vaginal signs of her pleasure are a bit too graphic for me to describe on this site lol.

I like how you ended every paragraph with "lol". It made it like a poem or something.

This thread is full of people with penises that don't deserve to have them.

jag

 

[AndThePickles]

I like how you ended every paragraph with "lol". It made it like a poem or something.

This thread is full of people with penises that don't deserve to have them.

jag

Ew, I didn't realize I did that. I edited

As for the undeserving part... I think there are just a lot of guys here who have never touched a woman much less had sex

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What's a normal response from a woman if it's going "well"?

Dude, we already covered that:

 

[Fran]

Is that the singer for My Chemical Romance?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Is that the singer for My Chemical Romance?

No, it's Jeff Goldblum in a clip from Jurassic Park.

 

[Fran]

Hmm, must be a deleted scene.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Care to weigh in on the subject at hand Mr. Spoons??

I'm as normal as they come in the penile department. I don't compare myself to the length/girth of porn actors b/c those guys have the jobs they have for a reason lol. Although, not all actors are HUGE; some have some deformed looking peens.

Same way it'd be silly for anybody to expect a real woman to behave like a porn actress in bed. All that cursing and "Oh yeah....that's right....pee on me" talk would just get annoying

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

All that cursing and "Oh yeah....that's right....pee on me" talk would just get annoying

What?

 

[Superman79]

Same way it'd be silly for anybody to expect a real woman to behave like a porn actress in bed. All that cursing and "Oh yeah....that's right....pee on me" talk would just get annoying

That just mad me LOL.

 

[AndThePickles]

What?

Yeah, I never knew he was into that kind of porn either

 

[Colossal Spoons]

*clears throat*

Don't judge!

 

[AndThePickles]

*clears throat*

Don't judge!

At least you think it'd get annoying if I said that to you