Do you ever...y'know...worry about...y'know...the size of your...y'know..?

[AndThePickles]

LOL, you two make a cute couple.

Aw, thanks :heart:

 

[Dorian Gray]

I saw where you commented about male and female porn stars being actors...is that what you thought was missed? lol I would hope that anyone except for a 13 or 14 year old would realize that I was just joking with 'ole Superman...he's actually *gasp* had sex in real life!!

I was sure you got it ............but like you said some guys just don't realise that...sadly.
:

 

[MarkJK1441]

i didn't know you can get bruised cervixes maybe i will take it easy with the gf next time

 

[AndThePickles]

I was sure you got it...but some guys jsut don't realise that...sadly.
:

It is rather unfortunate

 

[AndThePickles]

i didn't know you can get bruised cervixes maybe i will take it easy with the gf next time

Indeed you can...it takes a couple weeks to heal, too, and often involves light bleeding for at least a week. You can't have sex during that time or it could get infected...gotta be careful with how rough things get to prevent such things.

 

[Dorian Gray]

It is rather unfortunate

In "guy talk" I hear about the pron stars quite a bit.
for me it's TMI, but I always bring up the performance issue. I highly doubt they're all pros.

I saw a documentry on porn auditions on the sundance channel...most of those guys couldn't even get it up.

It was kind of funny.

 

[AndThePickles]

In "guy talk" I hear about the pron stars quite a bit.
for me it's TMI, but I always bring up the performance issue. I highly doubt they're all pros.

I saw a documentry on porn audtions on the sundance channel...most of those guys couldn't even get it up.

It was kind of funny.

It takes quite a bit of skill on the guy's part...I'm sure that for most men, being a porn star sounds awesome, but I've read that it's actually VERY nerve-wracking, and it's very difficult to stay aroused on camera, even with fluffers on set.

 

[squeekness]

i didn't know you can get bruised cervixes maybe i will take it easy with the gf next time

If your gf walks away limping the next time.. it might be a clue, lol.

 

[MarkJK1441]

Indeed you can...it takes a couple weeks to heal, too, and often involves light bleeding for at least a week. You can't have sex during that time or it could get infected...gotta be careful with how rough things get to prevent such things.

i am happy i found this out wow i usally get pretty into it i will chill from now on

 

[Superman79]

I had for tonight but I had to move my date tomorrow...I don't think there's a chance for any action though. She's being cautious about me....

I made a good first impression last saturday, which landed me a second date.

NICE!
I figure I have a great chance since me and this girl already hooked up at a party 2 weeks ago...it was nice

He'll probably be online soon...he's in my room and I'm at work unfortunately

Bummer. But just think how much fun its gonna be when you get home

 

[Captain Planet!]

This thread gets a grossness rating of 5... out of 5.

 

[Dorian Gray]

NICE!
I figure I have a great chance since me and this girl already hooked up at a party 2 weeks ago...it was nice

Good luck

My first date was a blind date at a club. ..this girl likes to dance though...which is not my fortay ...maybe the cabbage patch(jokingly, I made it my happy dance lol)

 

[AndThePickles]

This thread gets a grossness rating of 5... out of 5.

How is it gross?

 

[Superman79]

Good luck

My first date was a blind date at a club. ..this girl likes to dance though...which is not my fortay ...maybe the cabbage patch(jokingly, I made it my happy dance lol)

Thanks.

As for her dancing...you've got the easy part (as long as its not ballroom) just stand there and let her grind on up in your stuff

 

[Superman79]

How is it gross?

Apparently CP! is 11 years old and girls have cooties.

 

[AndThePickles]

Apparently CP! is 11 years old and girls have cooties.

Penis and vagina, oh noes!

 

[Captain_BluTac]

This thread needs a poll.

 

[SuBe]

Penis and vagina, oh noes!

Unfortunatly Vagina hasn't been talked about too much on this thread. We need more Vagina.

 

[Dorian Gray]

This thread needs a poll.

We had one with a poll(gididy) once but I think Dew closed it. This thread is two funny..don't want it closed.

 

[squeekness]

This thread needs a poll.

It would have to be separated by gender somehow, to make it more interesting.

 

[Superman79]

Penis and vagina, oh noes!

Ba-jingo FTW!!! t:

 

[squeekness]

Unfortunatly Vagina hasn't been talked about too much on this thread. We need more Vagina.

It's a penis thread, silly.

 

[SuBe]

We should start a vagina thread then.

 

[Dorian Gray]

Thanks.

As for her dancing...you've got the easy part (as long as its not ballroom) just stand there and let her grind on up in your stuff

In all my years of dating adn sleeping aroudn I've never had a bump n' grind..

I think I would bee all

While she was doing it....and probably jump her on the dance floor.

 

[Figs]

In all my years of dating adn sleeping aroudn I've never had a bump n' grind..

I think I would bee all

While she was doing it....and probably jump her on the dance floor.

I don't even want to know what that fool is doing. God I hate that band!