Do you ever...y'know...worry about...y'know...the size of your...y'know..?

[shuut]

10 year old son was looking up pics of ledger as joker, googled "celebrity achive" and found a free site with images from hundreds of nude scenes in film. He appaarantly likes reese witherspoon and louis lane....kate bosworth and looked up their names in the database, voila!!!

 

[StrainedEyes]

10 year old son was looking up pics of ledger as joker, googled "celebrity achive" and found a free site with images from hundreds of nude scenes in film. He appaarantly likes reese witherspoon and louis lane....kate bosworth and looked up their names in the database, voila!!!

Your 10 year old son is smart enough to use the word "archive". He deserves some free celebrity porn.

 

[hammy]

Don't be. I have lube

I produce my own.

 

[Dorian Gray]

shuut, just wait untill he/she discovers myspace...then google won't seem so bad.

 

[shuut]

Yeah....he's seen alot worse...because he finds the term "brown bunny" very funny.

 

[StrainedEyes]

I'm surprised this is 5 pages in and no one has started listing their sizes... yet.

 

[hammy]

10 year old son was looking up pics of ledger as joker, googled "celebrity achive" and found a free site with images from hundreds of nude scenes in film. He appaarantly likes reese witherspoon and louis lane....kate bosworth and looked up their names in the database, voila!!!

You should have seen what I got when I googled, "Merry Christmas."

 

[Eggyman]

10 year old son was looking up pics of ledger as joker, googled "celebrity achive" and found a free site with images from hundreds of nude scenes in film. He appaarantly likes reese witherspoon and louis lane....kate bosworth and looked up their names in the database, voila!!!

Link?

Your 10 year old son is smart enough to use the word "archive". He deserves some free celebrity porn.

well said, sir

I produce my own.

Link?

 

[Captain_BluTac]

When did they stop censoring the word cock.

 

[StrainedEyes]

When did they stop censoring the word cock.

Since we couldn't talk about any Hitchcock movies without half the thread being ****

 

[shuut]

I admit I was actually pretty impressed that he had the balls to investigate and even own up. Wife says he was almost nonchalant about it...he'll do well.

 

[Dorian Gray]

I admit I was actually pretty impressed that he had the balls to investigate and even own up. Wife says he was almost nonchalant about it...he'll do well.

Wait unitl his school calls... j/k

 

[shuut]

The brown bunny thing is in reference to a film by vince gallo in which chloe sevigny gives him oral sex on camera for real...forget that the kid asked me if I'd ever seen the movie "bully" or "havoc"......oh christ the kid is scarred for life!!!!!!

 

[bullets]

I'm surprised this is 5 pages in and no one has started listing their sizes... yet.

I have been told i'm large but not the 30 cent xtra value meal large .... just large.

 

[Gamma Ray]

I'm surprised this is 5 pages in and no one has started listing their sizes... yet.

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[Asteroid-Man]

The average length is 5 1/2 to 6 inches. The average girth is 5 inches. Tell your GF to stop being a size queen, especially if you're above the average.

5-6 inches? I'm OVER AVERAGE!!!! WOOHOO!

 

[Eggyman]

haha, ^

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[chaseter]

Poor Tojo has a small one.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Tojo, your solution is simple: Either a.) get a new girlfriend who doesn't watch porn or b.) Don't watch porn. In other words, "out of sight, out of mind."

And in answer to the question, no, I can't say I've ever really "worried" about it.

EDIT: Wait, let me clarify that statement: The last time I guess you could say I had "worries" or concerns about the size of my joint was the very first time I had to take a public shower after gym class in 9th grade. I guess you could say I was very self-concious before I dropped my towel. But you know what? Once I saw everyone else's I realized I had nothing to be ashamed of.

As far as you're concerned, even if it is rather small, there are still ways to move her personal heaven and earth with it. And that's all that counts.

 

[Fran]

I worry about the size of my hair too.

 

[chaseter]

Tojo, your solution is simple: Either a.) get a new girlfriend who doesn't watch porn or b.) Don't watch porn.

Out of sight, out of mind. And in answer to the question, no. The last time I had concerns about the size of my joint was the very first time I had to take a public shower after gym class in 9th grade. Man, I was so self-concious before I dropped my towel. But you know what? Once I saw everyone else's I realized I had nothing to be ashamed of.

As far as you're concerned, even if it is rather small, there are still ways to move her personal heaven and earth with it. And that's all that counts.

Black men are not allowed to post of member size because God gave them an extra gift that he did not give the white man and poor Asians were the last in linet:

 

[Eggyman]

I worry about the size of my hair too.

Which hair?

 

[Eggyman]

Black men are not allowed to post of member size because God gave them an extra gift that he did not give the white man and poor Asians were the last in linet:

*Asian man* 'There was a line?!?! There was a LINE?!?!?!'

 

[Asteroid-Man]

'tf is Tojo?

 

[Nirvana]

10 year old son was looking up pics of ledger as joker, googled "celebrity achive" and found a free site with images from hundreds of nude scenes in film. He appaarantly likes reese witherspoon and louis lane....kate bosworth and looked up their names in the database, voila!!!

Ahhhhhhhh!!!! I know which website you're talking about!