Do you ever...y'know...worry about...y'know...the size of your...y'know..?

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Tojo, your penis is too small.
It's like, "If ya have to ask...."
Your girlfriend has probably had better, and will probably have much better, after she dumps you, because your fleshworm is so unsatisfying to her.

Look at all of these dudes telling you that it doesn't matter.
Well ask females...it totally matters.

You're never going to see a personal ad in the back of some weekly paper...

SWF seeking man for LTR
Must be tall, have a good job and no penises longer than 5 inches please."


Maybe, join a monastery?

 

[Dark Donnie]

Tojo, your penis is too small.
It's like, "If ya have to ask...."
Your girlfriend has probably had better, and will probably have much better, after she dumps you, because your fleshworm is so unsatisfying to her.

Look at all of these dudes telling you that it doesn't matter.
Well ask females...it totally matters.

You're never going to see a personal ad in the back of some weekly paper...

SWF seeking man for LTR
Must be tall, have a good job and no penises longer than 5 inches please."


Maybe, join a monastery?

[BLACKOUT]QFT jk[/BLACKOUT]

I've never heard the term fleshworm before

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

fleshWORM

 

[Dorian Gray]

I didn't really say size didn't matter...

Now, I've gotten the reaction but I let my performance do the talking...an elephant trunk does not a good lover make.


....if the cork pops too early or you can't work it far too many times. She would most likely leave you despite how big you are. That's what I ment by a trifecta....not many guys(if any) have that.


...and you women are damn machines. Let a brother recover a bit before asking for seconds.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I didn't really say size didn't matter...

Now, I've gotten the reaction but I let my performance do the talking...an elephant trunk does not a good lover make.


....if the cork pops too early or you can't work it far too many times. She would most likely leave you despite how big you are. That's what I ment by a trifecta....not many guys(if any) have that.


...and you women are damn machines. Let a brother recover a bit before asking for seconds.

I am slightly scared you know this, oh that poor elephant.

 

[Dorian Gray]

I am slightly scared you know this, oh that poor elephant.

lol, yea, in the begining...not to many sucesses.
With the ladies that is lol

 

[MarkJK1441]

if your worried about the size of your ding-a-ling just serch small penis on google images or bmezine they don't have theres anymore

 

[Dark Donnie]

fleshWORM

I meant that

 

[AndThePickles]

Sometimes i get irrationally worried that my girlfriend has been subliminally programmed to yearn for porn sized proportions of manhood.

Damn the media scum.

Discuss.

Any woman that has any kind of experience with sex usually prefers something between 6 and 8 inches. There aren't many women out there who actually want a porn star penis unless they have a very deep vagina

 

[MarkJK1441]

Any woman that has any kind of experience with sex usually prefers something between 6 and 8 inches. There aren't many women out there who actually want a porn star penis unless they have a very deep vagina

your just sayin that cuz you got a small one... haha j/k bro

 

[Dorian Gray]

Bro?, uh!! hope you know that he is a she.
..and if she had a bottomless pit...god help Spoons

 

[AndThePickles]

your just sayin that cuz you got a small one... haha j/k bro

That's the most original joke I've ever heard! And I'm a woman.

 

[MarkJK1441]

i didn't know just playing around no need for every one to get offened

 

[AndThePickles]

Bro?, uh!! hope you know that he is a she.
..and if she had a bottomless pit...god help Spoons

Ew, that's disgusting lol. Do you watch Curb Your Enthusiasm? If so, I'm sure you can guess which episode that made me think of lol.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

i didn't know just playing around no need for every one to get offened

Markie Mark, no dude would have:

in their avatar.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

I'm pretty confidant with mine--considering averages I think I'm at least in the "average" range.

Besides, from what I heard, the womens need more then just a large pole in their holes anyway.

 

[squeekness]

Any woman that has any kind of experience with sex usually prefers something between 6 and 8 inches. There aren't many women out there who actually want a porn star penis unless they have a very deep vagina

A porn star penis would kill me. I'm a small person.

 

[AndThePickles]

A porn star penis would kill me. I'm a small person.

I think most men overestimate how much will fit inside a woman because of porn Bruised cervixes FTL

 

[MarkJK1441]

a bottomless pit poon would be scaryyyyyy

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

A porn star penis would kill me. I'm a small person.

Hot!

 

[squeekness]

I think most men overestimate how much will fit inside a woman because of porn Bruised cervixes FTL

I've seen porn star women take things that would rupture me. Some of them didn't even look like they were having fun... I know I wouldn't be.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I think most men overestimate how much will fit inside a woman because of porn Bruised cervixes FTL

A whole world of, eww.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

I've seen porn star women take things that would rupture me. Some of them didn't even look like they were having fun... I know I wouldn't be.

I watched a documentary called the dark side of porn and they showed that if a penis is too big it can do serious damage.

 

[AndThePickles]

I've seen porn star women take things that would rupture me. Some of them didn't even look like they were having fun... I know I wouldn't be.

Ha, a lot of the girls in porn look like they're just grinning and bearing it...when they're saying "**** me!" they're really thinking "Money, money, money...just get through it...money!"

 

[squeekness]

"Was it good for you, baby?"

"I think... I think I need an ambulance..."