K, I had a dream I lived in a post apocolyptic world, which was ruled by Road Warrior rejects. And some evil fat guy that looked like John Candy.
Anyhoo, since this was the future, when we got the weapons, we can store the ammo, or weapons in a flash drive of sorts....and then plug them into the guns, so you couldnt run out.
So then big robots attack, and I watch this Dracula 3d super experience

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with Brian Cox as Dracula.....then robots destroy that, so I got pissed, and shot them with a nuke.
So then then I have to get my family (I have a sister apperently...and a father that looks like Gary Oldman). So anyhoo, I have to travel through snow, and crap, and I got bored so I started killing the Road Warrior rejects. Then they caught me, so I told them I can do this special trick with my piss....(I'm not kidding you.) Then I pissed all over them and got away.
Then I blew up the last robot, killed the John Candy villain, and watched Alien.
Then I woke up and had to piss.
WTF indeed.