Drunken things you do...

[Halcohol]

Last New Years I was on a snowboarding trip to BC. There was like 400 of us, we had this whole hotel rented to ourselves. I got so drunk I passed out in the hall (this seems to be a common denominator in all my nights out).

Eventually I stumbled into my room, went into the bathroom, took a leak in the bathtub, and promptly fell in afterwards. So then my roommates dragged me outside into the hall, stripped me naked, drew on me, and stacked furniture 10 feet high above me.

Again, I was that guy.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

good thread.,

anyways, im pretty inacapaciated right now. htis one cute drunjk chick hit on me tongiht, but sahe unfortunately ahd a boyfirned, so i didnt follow aup on that.

Hahaha, the first part of your post was done very well; as you even spelled "incapacitated" correctly. It was all downhill from there though

 

[Halcohol]

Hahaha, the first part of your post was done very well; as you even spelled "incapacitated" correctly. It was all downhill from there though

No, he didn't spell it right

 

[Kyalesyin]

Last New Years I was on a snowboarding trip to BC. There was like 400 of us, we had this whole hotel rented to ourselves. I got so drunk I passed out in the hall (this seems to be a common denominator in all my nights out).

Eventually I stumbled into my room, went into the bathroom, took a leak in the bathtub, and promptly fell in afterwards. So then my roommates dragged me outside into the hall, stripped me naked, drew on me, and stacked furniture 10 feet high above me.

Again, I was that guy.

I let someone draw on my face in henna when I was paralytically drunk. Normally, I'm the one with the camera though.

 

[Halcohol]

I let someone draw on my face in henna when I was paralytically drunk. Normally, I'm the one with the camera though.

Oh, there was video. You'd better believe there was video. For the rest of the trip all I'd hear was "Hey, did you see that guy passed out in the hall?"

To which I'd reply "Oh yeah. That was me."

 

[Mr Sparkle]

• talk about my imaginary friend "dean wilson, the otter"

couple weeks ago I got really drunk, went to wal-mart and picked up some chicks

why is this thread still open, how are people going to surpass these two?
I mean, an imaginary talking otter and drunk imaginary pickups at Wal Mart.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Oh, there was video. You'd better believe there was video. For the rest of the trip all I'd hear was "Hey, did you see that guy passed out in the hall?"

To which I'd reply "Oh yeah. That was me."

Is it on youtube?!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

No, he didn't spell it right

Oh, whoops. Guess I corrected it in my mind so I take it back. Worthy, you drunkard lol

 

[Halcohol]

Is it on youtube?!

No, I'd be kicking somebody's ass if it was.

 

[Kyalesyin]

No, I'd be kicking somebody's ass if it was.

Aww damn.

If I ask you to put it on youtube, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

[Halcohol]

Aww damn.

If I ask you to put it on youtube, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I don't think the video even exists anymore. Sorry, you'll have to laugh at my drunk ass some other time

 

[Kyalesyin]

I don't think the video even exists anymore. Sorry, you'll have to laugh at my drunk ass some other time

Shame. I really wish I coulda seen that!

 

[Halcohol]

Shame. I really wish I coulda seen that!

One day

 

[Kyalesyin]

One day

You'll do it again, just so it can be filmed for me? Sweet!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Now I wanna go drinkin with Hal And I mean right now, at 11:43 AM!

 

[Kyalesyin]

Now I wanna go drinkin with Hal And I mean right now, at 11:43 AM!

Ditto me that please! And we should get Drakon to come along too, since he's told me about some real dumn stuff he's done when drunk.

 

[Halcohol]

Now I wanna go drinkin with Hal And I mean right now, at 11:43 AM!

Well I *did* just hand in my last final exam... However I need to go buy Christmas presents, so no drinky for the next little while. It'll be nice going home for the holidays, though. I can get trashed with my old high school buddies.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Well I *did* just hand in my last final exam... However I need to go buy Christmas presents, so no drinky for the next little while. It'll be nice going home for the holidays, though. I can get trashed with my old high school buddies.

That's where I am now and that's what I have been/plan on doing till the end of January.

 

[Halcohol]

Ditto me that please! And we should get Drakon to come along too, since he's told me about some real dumn stuff he's done when drunk.

Hehe... I like to think I'm entertaining when I go out. I'm a happy drunk.

That's where I am now and that's what I have been/plan on doing till the end of January.

A man with a plan

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm quite happy myself when I drink. I've never once gotten the urge to get into a brawl like most guys. I'm a pretty nonviolent person in general but still.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Hehe... I like to think I'm entertaining when I go out. I'm a happy drunk.

I just need to drink with people who can restrain me when I start to pick firght with marines, bouncers, cops, stop signs and parked cars.

 

[FRUITY]

I get friendly and musical. :meow:

 

[Halcohol]

I just need to drink with people who can restrain me when I start to pick firght with marines, bouncers, cops, stop signs and parked cars.

Ah... so if we go out, I'm likely to get into a fight simply by being in your vicinity? I'm up for it

I get friendly and musical.

Karaoke is my friend. It should be yours, too.

 

[FRUITY]

Karaoke is my friend. It should be yours, too.

Great idea. Doomsday device. :meow: :heart:

 

[DV8]

this one time, a buddy of mine and myself got THOROUGHLY wasted and almost bought a hooker :~S

at least we came to our senses and realized that we are far too young and charismatic to have to PAY for sex from a street-walker . . . that's what drunk fat chicks are for *shrugs*