Drunken things you do...

[DV8]

I also like to tear up the mic at karaoke . . .

 

[BRUTAL]

this one time, a buddy of mine and myself got THOROUGHLY wasted and almost bought a hooker :~S

at least we came to our senses and realized that we are far too young and charismatic to have to PAY for sex from a street-walker . . . that's what drunk fat chicks are for *shrugs*

Where is blind_fury these days?

 

[Ronny Shade]

I haven't been drunk in a while. My drunk stories aren't really funny enough to share either.

 

[thedeadite]

i picked through a campfire once looking for beer. that could have been due to the massive amounts of alcohol + large dose of gravol though.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I get friendly and musical. :meow:

How so?

 

[Fanticon]

I burn mix cd's when I get drunk...I think they sound great with all the songs I throw together...and then the next day I listen to them and I think..."wow that really doesn't go together at all."

 

[FRUITY]

How so?

I'm not going to go into details. But let's just say, getting me inside your car isn't as difficult as it seems.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

I filled a post box up with water once, but i actually felt a bit of a wanker for doing that.

Ive once woke up from a black out, with no memory of how i got there...




.... in a cemetry :|

SCARED THE TOAST out of me.

OOh.. another time there was a Pirate themed night at the Student union and pulled some random fresher.
But I woke up late for work the next day, at hers... so i had to run all the way through town in to work, dressed as a pirate

 

[AndThePickles]

In my freshman year of college when I was single and crazy I was quite the drunken table dancer. I'd even climb up and dance on couches.

Now I find myself always singing. The last time I got drunk me and one of my friends sang drunken Disney song duets. It was awesome.

 

[Banshee]

Well, I like to think of myself as the life of the party. I habitually streak and yell at people randomly, I'm usually the staple of my group of friends' party scene. Until last friday.

It was our christmas party, so I decided to drink 100 proof vodka, opposed to my usual favorite beer, which takes about 18 to put me at a good drunk. Well liquor knocks me on my ass and I killed the fifth in about an hour.
When we were presenting out gag gifts, my buddy didn't ruin this girls ***** for sucking all kinds of dick. It was my room mate and mine's most anticipated event of the night and the presenter *****ed out.
So my room mate pulls Grey (the guy who failed to present) outside and we had a little talk with him. I was blacked out at this point (I never black out when I drink normally) so this is all hearsay.

I was like "GREY, THATS ****ED UP. YOU *****ED OUT YOU *****"

And he goes "man no man, no i didn't"

and my room mate is like "YEAH GREY YOU ****ING *****"

and I'm like, "WELL LETS DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!"

So i grab this brrom by the side of me and snap it over my knee. This inspires Grey to see the error of his ways, and kick over the beer pong table, which inspired me to kick over the other beer pong table, which grey kicked in two.

So i stumble inside and clear off the bar with my arm smashing all these glasses so I could arm wrestle this jacked ass girl. Well at this point my friend who owns the house tells me im too drunk and have to leave, which I respond to by being a huge ass hole.

I went outside, followed by my good buddy brendan. Apparantly I was in such a rant I ran off down the street kicking mailboxes. WHen i finally came back Brendan was like "yeah, Emily (owner of the house) had every right to kick you out".

So i was like " **** YOU BRENDAN"

and Brendan was like "...YEAH, SHES A *****!"

So then i decided i wanted to steal their mailbox for kicking me out of the house. I couldn't get it out of the ground due to a concrete foundation, but i did manage to break the 4 by 4 in half and hurl the mailbox into the woods, shattering it.

I never wake up embarrassed but i definately woke up ashamed the next morning. Had to pay for everything and build a new mailbox too. I'm laying low for a while.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

In my freshman year of college when I was single and crazy I was quite the drunken table dancer. I'd even climb up and dance on couches.

Now I find myself always singing. The last time I got drunk me and one of my friends sang drunken Disney song duets. It was awesome.

ROFL sounds like u know how to party

 

[FRUITY]

In my freshman year of college when I was single and crazy I was quite the drunken table dancer. I'd even climb up and dance on couches.

Now I find myself always singing. The last time I got drunk me and one of my friends sang drunken Disney song duets. It was awesome.

t:
Song of choice: Beauty and the beast.

 

[SpHinX]

Well, I like to think of myself as the life of the party. I habitually streak and yell at people randomly, I'm usually the staple of my group of friends' party scene. Until last friday.

It was our christmas party, so I decided to drink 100 proof vodka, opposed to my usual favorite beer, which takes about 18 to put me at a good drunk. Well liquor knocks me on my ass and I killed the fifth in about an hour.
When we were presenting out gag gifts, my buddy didn't ruin this girls ***** for sucking all kinds of dick. It was my room mate and mine's most anticipated event of the night and the presenter *****ed out.
So my room mate pulls Grey (the guy who failed to present) outside and we had a little talk with him. I was blacked out at this point (I never black out when I drink normally) so this is all hearsay.

I was like "GREY, THATS ****ED UP. YOU *****ED OUT YOU *****"

And he goes "man no man, no i didn't"

and my room mate is like "YEAH GREY YOU ****ING *****"

and I'm like, "WELL LETS DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!"

So i grab this brrom by the side of me and snap it over my knee. This inspires Grey to see the error of his ways, and kick over the beer pong table, which inspired me to kick over the other beer pong table, which grey kicked in two.

So i stumble inside and clear off the bar with my arm smashing all these glasses so I could arm wrestle this jacked ass girl. Well at this point my friend who owns the house tells me im too drunk and have to leave, which I respond to by being a huge ass hole.

I went outside, followed by my good buddy brendan. Apparantly I was in such a rant I ran off down the street kicking mailboxes. WHen i finally came back Brendan was like "yeah, Emily (owner of the house) had every right to kick you out".

So i was like " **** YOU BRENDAN"

and Brendan was like "...YEAH, SHES A *****!"

So then i decided i wanted to steal their mailbox for kicking me out of the house. I couldn't get it out of the ground due to a concrete foundation, but i did manage to break the 4 by 4 in half and hurl the mailbox into the woods, shattering it.

I never wake up embarrassed but i definately woke up ashamed the next morning. Had to pay for everything and build a new mailbox too. I'm laying low for a while.

Jesus Christ, that's nutz lol I thought I was a bad drunk, but I think that takes the cake.

My most recent drunken night involved me passing out on a bar table, puking into two of those red beer cups and dropping them on the floor... I don't remember too much after that :x Oh yeah, and while my friends were carrying me to the car they dropped me on the sidewalk, atleast that would explain why my body hurt in the morning...

I tend to become a marathon runner when I'm drunk, an endless amount of energy, karaoke nights will be the death of me.

 

[AndThePickles]

t:
Song of choice: Beauty and the beast.

Haha we sang that, A Whole New World, and Part of Your World. I can't remember the others t:

 

[FRUITY]

Haha we sang that, A Whole New World, and Part of Your World. I can't remember the others t:

I pity the innocent bystanders.heart:

 

[mightiest_mortal]

Could have been worse.. could have been "under the Sea" lol

 

[FRUITY]

Could have been worse.. could have been "under the Sea" lol

ROFL. Guilty. :meow:

 

[AndThePickles]

I pity the innocent bystanders.heart:

Hehe indeed. Oh well, I can actually sing so it least it can't have been as bad as it would if I had a voice like nails on a chalkboard.

 

[Sugarculted]

When I'm drunk...i'll hop, skip, lick people's arms, dance like a ****** (regardless of the fact i dance like one whilst sober), fall over a bit too much, mistakingly get with the wrong women.

I always get the stick from my friends,
'matt, stop being an idiot and get off the floor'

as i collapse infront of many police officers.

i never have a go at their drunk behaviour

 

[mightiest_mortal]

dance like a ****** (regardless of the fact i dance like one whilst sober), fall over a bit too much, mistakingly get with the wrong women.

LoL Sounds familiar.
MY friends have banned me from dancing in public

 

[Sugarculted]

getting with the wrong women...is terrible. thankfully I'm taken now, but weird girls following you around in the nightclub? ugh.

me - 'hi, how are you?'
girl - 'ssh, i'm 17...'
me - 'okaaay then...'

and then she makes out with me. right infront of my mate who had liked her for a few months...so i leave her, only for her to follow me on every floor of the nightclub.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

LoL I just hate having to wake people in the morning, to find out where you are, if you dont remember their names. Its a little awkward.


great my 3000th post and it makes me sound like a man****e

 

[muertevilla]

am i the only one who vandalizes and starts fires when he is drunk????

 

[muertevilla]

LoL I just hate having to wake people in the morning, to find out where you are, if you dont remember their names. Its a little awkward.


great my 3000th post and it makes me sound like a man****e

dont worry...i sounded like a pothead on my 420th post

 

[Boom]

I talk very loud.