Ever been approached by a person you did'nt like...

[The Fonz]

Yeah, I've had a few drugies come on to me. It's always the drugies.

God damn them. Or just plain ****ed up girls. How come normal girls never come on to me?

You don't wait for women to come up to you, you go to them.

 

[Warhammer]

This one red headed girl.
She cant take a hint. She is always trying to joke around and rubbing my head.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yeah, I got a PM from Space Moose once.

 

[Hades]

You don't wait for women to come up to you, you go to them.

No ****.

I do when I am interested.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I've had a scores of wonderful girlfriends in my lifetime, and I've only ever approached 4 of them.

I really used to get off on the Aragorn thing, where I sit there smoldering in the corner of the coffee shop, and some cutie-patootie walks up and says "Hey, are you friends with Benjamin? I think I saw you breakin' at Benjy's party last week to Run D.M.C.......at the house on "I" street?

Can I sit down?"

Really though, if you're a dude, and don't like approaching dickless females ( ), I'd suggest that you study music and start a band.

I mean, FREAKING PAUL SIMON MARRIED EDIE BRICKELL!!!!!

(bald, fat, self-absorbed Jewish poet....+.....passably cute, talented late-80's singer, with breasts and a functional p***y???????)

come ON

 

[Hades]

It's funny, I was approached one time by this beautifull woman. I was around the age of 15 and this girl looked about 19 or 20..no idea if she was, but she she looked it. She said something like "isn't it funny how some people you just remember", or something like that. I was kind of taken of gaurd, but the thing is I had to ask her what she said 3 times. Because there was blaring loud music, and I hadn't slept in days or eaten in hours. So I basically, kind of scared her away. I think because I used like some ****** drugie or something, butI was just really exhausted.

What annoys me is this happend in the city. It seems whenever I go to the city, there seems to be lots of girls interested in me, then I go back home, and nobody likes me...it makes me confused.

 

[Deuce]

These men in white coats seem to adore me, though I can't imagine why.

"NO, bad man in white coat, BAD! Back off, you sicko!"

 

[heypapajinx]

oooo! yes.
the worst is when it's a long time friend and you had no idea that they liked you and then they wait til your totally trashed one night to profess their 12 year old love for you and try to convince you how well you two would be together since they know you so well and have been your friend for so long and in your inebriated state you cant just make a witty joke and shrug it off like you normally could... and then his sister walks in with her boyfriend and they say "oh... we'll leave the two of you alone" which obviously means he had this planned this out ahead of time and told her of the situation, and now what you were hopeing to save your from this awkward situation just makes it more awkward so you stumble out saying "i'll have to think about it" and drive home WAY before you were sober enough to and then avoid his calls for the next month.
you mean like that?
yeah.