Ever had sexual relations with a coworker?

[Colossal Spoons]

My ex was a waitress at the same restaraunt I was a line cook at. Started awesome, ended pretty craptastic.

Tip* Waiters and waitresses at restaraunts all have sex with each other. It's like this unspoken brothel situation. Steer clear.

 

[enterthemadness]

My ex was a waitress at the same restaraunt I was a line cook at. Started awesome, ended pretty craptastic.

Tip* Waiters and waitresses at restaraunts all have sex with each other. It's like this unspoken brothel situation. Steer clear.

Almost...almost makes me what to become a waiter. However, I rather not have a job with such low pay and lots of work.

If a co-worker was hitting on me...yeah. And since we know each other from work, we can skip right to the fun stuff.

but I am a jobless bum for the time being <---- Like having the time to do whatever I ****ing want.

 

[JackSkellington]

Nope. But there's a good handfull who I'd jump at the chance to have a thing with. F*** the after effects...at least I'd have a smile on my face for a bit! up:

 

[enterthemadness]

Nope. But there's a good handfull who I'd jump at the chance to have a thing with. F*** the after effects...at least I'd have a smile on my face for a bit! up:

Totally agree!

 

[Erzengel]

Waiters actually make a good chunk of change at least by me. Those Fridays, Tuesdays, Bennigans make a over a few hundred dollars somtimes more over a 2 day period during a weekend

It's a trap for most college kids who never made that much before. The only problem is working at places that close at 1 am. You aren't out til 2 or 3 and you have school in the morning.

 

[jaguarr]

Waiters actually make a good chunk of change at least by me. Those Fridays, Tuesdays, Bennigans make a over a few hundred dollars somtimes more over a 2 day period during a weekend

It's a trap for most college kids who never made that much before. The only problem is working at places that close at 1 am. You aren't out til 2 or 3 and you have school in the morning.

Yep. That's why I had to give up my waiting position the last year of college. I was staying up until 3am every night and then trying to get up for 7am senior level courses that required I bring my brain to class with me and I had a 45 minute commute to contend with as well. Wasn't working. I felt like a welfare case my senior year because I went from having lots of cash all the time to none.

jag

 

[Sean Adisano]

Woke up in the morning.
Put on my new plastic glove.
Served some re-heated salsbury steak
With a little slice of love.
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie
Is made of.
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, I wear this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
But there's no reason to shout.
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, yesterday's meatloaf
Is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reaks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.

In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true.
Clouds made of carrots and peas.
Mountains built of shepherd's pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese.
But don't forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease.
No student can escape
The magic of Lunch Lady Land.

Oh..
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Meatloaf sandwich.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, *farting noise* joe.

Well, ah, dreamt one mornin'
That I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza
Was a-lookin' at me.
It screamed, "Why do you
Burn me and serve me up cold?"
I said, "I got the spatula,
Just do what you're told."

Then the liver and onions
Started joinin' the fight
And the chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the chop juey slapped me
And it kicked me in the head.
"It's called revenge, Lunch Lady,"
Said the garlic bread.

I said, "What did I do to
Make you all so mad?"
They said, "You got flabby arms
And your breath is bad."
Then the green bean said,
"You better run and hide."
But then my friend, sloppy joe,
Came and joined my side.

He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunch Lady,
The kids wouldn't eat ya.
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin'
'Please to meet ya.'
She gives you a purpose
And she give you a goal.
You should be kissin' her feet
And kissin' her mole."

Now, all the angry foods
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home
Thanks to
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.

Well, me and sloppy joe got married.
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine
Down in Lunch Lady Land.

BEST SONG EVER!!!

 

[Immortalfire]

Hmm..I heard all evidence of the Hype mod's party was destroyed.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Almost...almost makes me what to become a waiter. However, I rather not have a job with such low pay and lots of work.

If a co-worker was hitting on me...yeah. And since we know each other from work, we can skip right to the fun stuff.

but I am a jobless bum for the time being <---- Like having the time to do whatever I ****ing want.

Who told you that? The front of the house people made a killing compared to us cooks Glad that job is over.

 

[JokerNick]

Like I've told all my guy friends, when I doubt, just do her in the butt...
here's why

1. Can't knock her up that way
2. Less likely to get an STD
3. If's she been around, don't throw your banana down the hall, go throw the trap door, sure to be smaller
4. Shows her who's boss
5. Easier way to sneak out the door when she's recovering afterwards

 

[Erzengel]

Like I've told all my guy friends, when I doubt, just do her in the butt...
here's why

1. Can't knock her up that way
2. Less likely to get an STD
3. If's she been around, don't throw your banana down the hall, go throw the trap door, sure to be smaller
4. Shows her who's boss
5. Easier way to sneak out the door when she's recovering afterwards

Uh no. Just as likely to get a STD.

 

[JokerNick]

Uh no. Just as likely to get a STD.

not the crotch rot...... lol

 

[Shuley]

I work with all guys at the printing plant...there is no girls.

 

[Backdrifter]

I work with all guys at the printing plant...there is no girls.

Ummmmm, your POINT???

 

[The Shape]

Funny this thread came up. I actually smashed with a co-worker last night who's been trying to get with me for a while now. It was alright.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

alright = Quagmire talk for "awesome"

or

alright = "meh"

??

 

[JokerNick]

Funny this thread came up. I actually smashed with a co-worker last night who's been trying to get with me for a while now. It was alright.

was it like Stewies experience in the Family Guy movie?

 

[Erzengel]

not the crotch rot...... lol

But Herpes, Gonnorhea, Syphillis, Bacteria, Parasites and HIV.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Mmmm ringworms

 

[tzarinna]

What is going on I tried to post and it said "If you can read this you don't need glasses" wtf?

 

[tzarinna]

Alright I guess I'm allowed to post now

Yes,the first guy was my boss and he was cute

The last two,I guess, were rebounds for me.But they were hot,too.

 

[JokerNick]

Alright I guess I'm allowed to post now

Yes,the first guy was my boss and he was cute

The last two,I guess, were rebounds for me.But they were hot,too.

two at the same time?

fill ya up pretty good?

 

[jaguarr]

Mmmm ringworms

I'll see your ringworms and raise you some Hepatitis C!

jag

 

[Holly Goodhead]

When I worked at my uncles lawfirm there were a lot of hot guys but I never ****ed any of them. Most of them were married too, which is always a plus.

 

[JokerNick]

When I worked at my uncles lawfirm there were a lot of hot guys but I never ****ed any of them. Most of them were married too, which is always a plus.

just wanting to be the officail SHH ****e, aren't we?