Ever try to sell your soul to the Devil?

[Assassin]

No, thats ******ed

 

[blind_fury]

Homer Simpson sold his soul for a donut.

what a dumbass.

 

[terry78]

This place has officially gotten disturbing. And that's after the other bizzare threads I never bat an eye at.

 

[enterthemadness]

Than change your name to I

ETM thinks he tried to change it to ETFM...but the admins/mods were either too lazy or couldn't do it. He can't remember for sure.

 

[Addendum]

There only one ETM, and that's Eric the Midget

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b2kQpI3Seg

 

[Kritish]

not enough, actually. I do recall telling him I was gonna break his fingers if he didnt stop harassing my girl though. I felt kinda bad afterwards though, that kid is too pathetic to threaten...

You *****ed out, I would have kicked his ass.

 

[winky]

There are no rituals or contracts necessary, if you want to sell your soul to the devil; everyone who is not saved has, in effect, sold his or her soul to the devil. If you want to sell your soul to the devil, that's your business; just don't cheat yourself if you do: souls are going pretty cheaply these days: a second-hand car; a night with a prostitute; a dead-end job.

If you are going to sell your soul, at least get some memorable for it.

 

[Morg]

There are no rituals or contracts necessary, if you want to sell your soul to the devil; everyone who is not saved has, in effect, sold his or her soul to the devil. If you want to sell your soul to the devil, that's your business; just don't cheat yourself if you do: souls are going pretty cheaply these days: a second-hand car; a night with a prostitute; a dead-end job.

If you are going to sell your soul, at least get some memorable for it.

Try that, devil didn't give me my Elisha

 

[SLVRSR4]

I sold my soul at a young age for a candy bar. It actually worked! The devil possesed me to steal it and i got it!t: Now whenever anyone touches me they say i'm the coldest thing they have ever felt.

 

[bored]

Tried to, once. He kept trying to haggle, so I told him to get out of my store.

 

[Kritish]

This thread is full of idiots.

 

[Spider-Who?]

You *****ed out, I would have kicked his ass.

how'd I puss out? I never apologized or made him know i felt bad for how pathetic he was. I never had to break/solidify my threat because he left her alone after that.

 

[CyberFaust]

look at my frackin' nick, look at it!!!

 

[Addendum]

There are no rituals or contracts necessary, if you want to sell your soul to the devil; everyone who is not saved has, in effect, sold his or her soul to the devil.

I don't buy that B.S.

 

[Majik1387]

I'd sell my soul to the devil to have this thread closed.

Don't sell yourself short.

that is sad, so so sad, first. why would a demon need My Space? and messages from said My Space?
you see, this was my problem with The Ring. I was like "Haunted VHS Tape? WTF? It's 2003 *****! no one owns or rents VHS tapes anymore!!!!"
and yet.....Demons on my space....
I blame Hot Topic for this **** man! it's the tool of the devil

The kids these days are too lazy to go read books and watch movies to get into witchcraft; Demons need to stay modern too.

ETM thinks saying 'Bloody Mary' in a haunted house may work. So rituals may...but is it worth it? He thinks...no.

That's fun to scare people with.

then simply ignore it and don't come in...I don't wanna go through this with you in every single thread ass.

But that would be the smart thing to do.

http://www.ehow.com/how_110916_sell-soul-devil.html
How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil

Difficulty: Moderately challenging
Please note that although selling one's soul to the Devil is a very serious matter, this article may not be! That being said, the quickest way to sell your soul to the Devil is to join the Church of Satan (it takes a few hours). Established in 1966, the church teaches its members to take pride in having the strength and dedication to implement the tools of Satan and the wisdom to recognize the Unseen in our society.
Instructions

STEP 1: Find a cold room that has not received sunlight for three days and large piece of natural parchment paper that also has been in total darkness for three days.
STEP 2: Draw a large pentagram on the parchment paper and place it on the floor in order to protect yourself. Stay inside the pentagram from beginning to end. Treading outside it will make any mistake permanent.
STEP 3: Saturate the air with incense of your choice, and conduct the ritual in solitude to maintain full powers of concentration.
STEP 4: Take a vial of goat's blood (not sheep's blood, ever!) and scatter drops within the pentagram--but not outside it, and not on your feet. After the scattering you must not tread on the blood, otherwise you will carry it with you outside the pentagram.
STEP 5: Memorize and utter the Church of Satan Invocation: "In the name of all the Lords of the Abyss, I call out to the Powers of Darkness. Come to my aid for I am helpless before my adversaries. I am thy servant. Thy will is as my own. I am ever dutiful in serving thee. Come forth from thy dark abodes and answer to your names. Hear my plea!"
STEP 6: Send $100 to the Church of Satan (churchofsatan.com). In 16 weeks, you'll receive an embossed crimson card declaring you a member of the church. This card is your means for identifying yourself as a genuine member of the Church of Satan to other members.
What To Look For

Cold, dark room
Parchment
Incense
Goat's blood
Church of Satan invocation
Lifetime membership fee
Overall Tips & Warnings

Since Satanism is a philosophy that holds individualism as one of its main values, the Church of Satan doesn't expect all its members to agree on everything--or even to get along with each other.
Once you complete the ritual, the adamantine Gates of Hell are thrown open. Boldly stride within and learn about the "Feared Religion," or slink away in fear and ignorance. The choice is yours.
Your soul determine your eternal life. Do not sell your soul to demon.

The last step made me laugh. It also made me think, Which is lamer? Stanatism or Scientology?

No, but I've prayed to god furiously and he's never seemed to answer my calls. The devil doesn't look so bad anymore

He won't answer because the call is coming from Hades.
Ba dum shh.

yes, i believe i have said that before.
but from what i can remember i was on the toilet and have a tendency for saying anything at a time like that.

what did you sell it for?

toliet paper.

Now that's selling yourself for good reason.

This thread is full of idiots.

Yet you still come in.

 

[bulok]

The fallacy here is that people assume you have to perform a ritual, utter incantations or physically sign a contract to "Sell your soul".

Fact of the matter is your soul at least by Christian standards is an immortal being. It's not an item or trinket to be sold. I can type so many times "I Bulok sell my soul to the Devil" and sign it in blood it would be meaningless.

When you sell your soul, you do it from your actions. When you choose your own personal selfishness when you know it will harm others, you are selling your soul.

I believe most corporate CEOs and the majority of the workers in the stockmarket have long sold their souls.

 

[winky]

I don't buy that B.S.

I'm not sure what your disagreement is here, Addendum. Perhaps you don't believe in a devil. I do believe in a devil: He's the serpent mentioned in the Book of Genesis; also the dragon mentioned in the Book of Revelation.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I'd do it for world perfection (including peace etc and no devil)

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I never thought of selling my soul for something

 

[FreeRadical]

I would sell my soul for some quality time with Britney Spears.....

If we were still in 1999

 

[Kritish]

I'm not sure what your disagreement is here, Addendum. Perhaps you don't believe in a devil. I do believe in a devil: He's the serpent mentioned in the Book of Genesis; also the dragon mentioned in the Book of Revelation.

You believe in magical talking snakes that tells women to eat fruit?

 

[winky]

You believe in magical talking snakes that tells women to eat fruit?

Well, Kritish, I don't know whether he looks like a snake or not; serpents and dragons are symbols used to represent this entity. And yes, I do believe it exists, whatever it is, or whatever you might call it: darkness, evil, vice, sin, deception, chaos etc.

 

[Bastila]

I wonder how much a soul is worth in cash hehe.
But no one has ever sold their soul to the Devil, so theres like no point trying to. lol.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

The concept of "selling your soul to the devil" is ******ed because, the very source that tells us there IS a Devil, is the very source that tells us that he already HAS everyone's souls...unless they repent and worship/obey Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour.

If you're the type who would want to sell his soul to Satan, Satan already has it.....well, he doesn't "have" it, but it's already damned to the Lake of Fire, prepared for the Devil and his Angels.

Why would Satan, like a genie, bother granting wishes and busting his rump to carry his end of a bargain for a soul that he either already has, or, can never have...depending on how technically you want to look at it?

 

[Apollo]

like what anakin did in revenge of the sith? theres not ONE real devil. Only devilish People